My Answe.. Rejected story..fuck all of you

[magmaman]

Rejected the thing says...Mispelled, etc, no reason that makes sense, staff has head in ass.

You offer a piece of shit reason, doesn't say why. You won't even answer emails, must be fucking important.

Tells me to go to some Fu**ing editor, give me a big long list of drivel. None of them know shit, I write circles around them all, you too. I run the thing, it says mispelled...It ain't. Editors got their head in their ass.

DEFUCKINGLETED...

My answer: Easy one. Delete the motherfucker, post on your competition's board, it's already up. Bunch of others, too. Slowly, you lose...

Fuck you. And your horse. Piss me off you won''t respond.

I don't take rejection well, that one was a good one...Go ahead with your little scam contests, all of them are fucking fixed anyway.

I might be paralyzed and in a fucking wheelchair but I have feelings.

Like I said...Fuck all of you. God knows what I would do if I could get out of here, I hate all of you.


MGM

 

[mismused]

delete

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Not too bitter are we???

Beats me on the surly scale.

 

[Equinoxe]

Rejected the thing says...Mispelled, etc, no reason that makes sense, staff has head in ass.

You offer a piece of shit reason, doesn't say why. You won't even answer emails, must be fucking important.

Tells me to go to some Fu**ing editor, give me a big long list of drivel. None of them know shit, I write circles around them all, you too. I run the thing, it says mispelled...It ain't. Editors got their head in their ass.

DEFUCKINGLETED...

My answer: Easy one. Delete the motherfucker, post on your competition's board, it's already up. Bunch of others, too. Slowly, you lose...

Fuck you. And your horse. Piss me off you won''t respond.

I don't take rejection well, that one was a good one...Go ahead with your little scam contests, all of them are fucking fixed anyway.

I might be paralyzed and in a fucking wheelchair but I have feelings.

Like I said...Fuck all of you. God knows what I would do if I could get out of here, I hate all of you.


MGM

Well, aren't you just precious!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Well, aren't you just precious!

Must be Brinnie's brother.

 

[magmaman]

Well, aren't you just precious!

Yea, I am...like I said..fuck them all..you too, I don't like you. You have a mouth on you, I would spit on it if I could.

Don't like it? You laugh? Go ahead, I care but I don't care.


I don't give a sh*t. Place is crap, you all are crap.

No such thing as real, no such thing as emotions, stories of rape, hurting, eating human manure, there are no tears here for pain...That gets rejected. You excite at pain, this makes you not worthy of life. There are no tears in any of you, there is only lust, illness, nothing real. I write of real, I write of humans who are reaL, I know, they all live in me.

You know nothing. You are stupid. You are trapped, even worse than I am.

Fuck you all. You cannot even be kind when you do see pain. Yes, you deserve what is coming, the others are correct. You are the manifest of Satan. Your end is obvious, soon, and very very real.

I will sit here, they have no need to harm me, I can do no harm to anyone, I can only throw words.. I will laugh, I will watch the end of all of you. Yes, I will laugh.

It will be fun. So precious...

 

[LadyJeanne]

CV ??

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yea, I am...like I said..fuck them all..you too, I don't like you. You have a mouth on you, I would spit on it if I could.

Don't like it? You laugh? Go ahead, I care but I don't care.


I don't give a sh*t. Place is crap, you all are crap.

No such thing as real, no such thing as emotions, stories of rape, hurting, eating human manure, there are no tears here for pain...That gets rejected. You excite at pain, this makes you not worthy of life. There are no tears in any of you, there is only lust, illness, nothing real. I write of real, I write of humans who are reaL, I know, they all live in me.

You know nothing. You are stupid. You are trapped, even worse than I am.

Fuck you all. You cannot even be kind when you do see pain. Yes, you deserve what is coming, the others are correct. You are the manifest of Satan. Your end is obvious, soon, and very very real.

I will sit here, they have no need to harm me, I can do no harm to anyone, I can only throw words.. I will laugh, I will watch the end of all of you. Yes, I will laugh.

It will be fun. So precious...

Alrighty then, thanks for playing.

 

[RebeccaLeah]

CV ??

lmao.....but which one?

 

[Belegon]

so I guess someone did not get the memo about how the whole world is not against any one person?

damn, I almost wish I had that kind of ego....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

so I guess someone did not get the memo about how the whole world is not against any one person?

damn, I almost wish I had that kind of ego....

It's all about the O.

 

[magmaman]

Dan got loose again, sorry. He is pouting now. It's all right, just life around here.

Dana

 

[thebullet]

This is some kind of joke, right?

If it is real, I would surely love to read whatever piece of shit was rejected by Literotica.

The author apparantly isn't exactly rational about the whole thing. Does it have 15 year-olds having sex? Is there violent rape? There are certainly guidelines that Lit has set up, extremes beyond which Lit will not go.

Of course, it might have just been extremely poorly written, though I doubt that was the major contributing factor. Spelling and grammar are often the innocent victims of stories posted on this website.

Not to highjack the thread, (crap - this guy has said just about all he has to rant about anyway) - but I've been changing my voting patterns recently related to grammar and spelling. I was far less forgiving in the past than I have become recently.

There was a time when I would read a couple of paragraphs, and if the grammar/spelling was too bad, I would just bail. Now adays it takes a really, really badly written story to make me bail. I'll go along with the errors in grammar, the misspellings and misuse of words (the other day I saw a beaut: the author meant to say surreal and wrote cereal. It actually almost worked within context - it was cereal.)

Anyway, I'm more into evaluating plot and characters. If I can fight through the grammar/spelling without too many distractions, I let them ride.

Still, the ones that put a stick up my butt, the ones that really annoy me, are the obvious ones, the ones that way too many Lit authors just can't seem to master: too vs. to; they're vs. their; your vs you're; its vs. it's.

Why are so many Literotica authors pronoun deficient?

 

[Dar~]

http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes44/aceventura175.jpeg
Oosha boo boo
Oosha widdle boo boo shou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes44/aceventura175.jpeg
Oosha boo boo
Oosha widdle boo boo shou

PMSL!!!!

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

You are the manifest of Satan.

Yes. And...?

Did you have some meaningless rage against the Universe insults to hurl or did you just stop by to say "hi"?

 

[Liar]

I don't take rejection well

No shit.

No such thing as real, no such thing as emotions, stories of rape, hurting, eating human manure, there are no tears here for pain...That gets rejected. You excite at pain, this makes you not worthy of life. There are no tears in any of you, there is only lust, illness, nothing real. I write of real, I write of humans who are reaL, I know, they all live in me.

You obviously haven't read stories from many of the AH's most prominent.



K, I'm gonnas be serious here for once. If this is your honest reaction for getting a story submission rejected, on a technical issue (a few typos perhaps?) if I understood your jumbled description, then you need help. Seek counseling. Seriously.

 

[scheherazade_79]

I don't take rejection well

Part and parcel of writing, sorry mate. I think that if you popped the question in the question, you'd discover that most of the serious writers have been rejected by someone at some point or other.

Rejected the thing says...Mispelled, etc, no reason that makes sense, staff has head in ass.

Be greatful it's something you can change, or get someone else to look over for you. Imagine how you'd feel if you were told that the entire storyline was a pile of wank, or the characters were unrealistic, or the dialogue was unclear.

Tells me to go to some Fu**ing editor, give me a big long list of drivel. None of them know shit

Really? How many have you tried? Maybe you should try a couple more - you might be pleasantly surprised.

Slowly, you lose...

At the end of the day, I think there's only one person 'losing' as a result of all this

I don't take rejection well

Part and parcel of writing, sorry mate. I think that if you popped the question in the question, you'd discover that most of the serious writers have been rejected by someone at some point or other.

Rejected the thing says...Mispelled, etc, no reason that makes sense, staff has head in ass.

Be greatful it's something you can change, or get someone else to look over for you. Imagine how you'd feel if you were told that the entire storyline was a pile of wank, or the characters were unrealistic, or the dialogue was unclear.

Tells me to go to some Fu**ing editor, give me a big long list of drivel. None of them know shit

Really? How many have you tried? Maybe you should try a couple more - you might be pleasantly surprised.

Slowly, you lose...

Possibly, but I can see someone 'losing' at a much faster rate. What are you going to do? Never write again? Throw all your writings into a closet and throw the key down the well?

Fuck you.

If you'd been female, possibly yes; but unfortunately there's another rejection coming your way, and this time it has nothing to do with spelling...

I might be paralyzed and in a fucking wheelchair but I have feelings.

And sadly, it was at this point of your post that I lost all respect for you entirely. What exactly does the wheelchair have to do with your writing? Should there be a new clause introduced that everyone who's disabled, or black, or Jewish, or autistic wins competitions immediately?

You ought to feel thoroughly ashamed of yourself for taking your bad temper out on other people. If you had any balls at all you'd apologise for this thread, but I don't expect you will for a single second. That would take a certain degree of grace and courage, which you dont seem to have in you.

It's ok - I expect my stories to be trolled after this.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Rejected the thing says...Mispelled, etc, no reason that makes sense, staff has head in ass.

You offer a piece of shit reason, doesn't say why. You won't even answer emails, must be fucking important.

Tells me to go to some Fu**ing editor, give me a big long list of drivel. None of them know shit, I write circles around them all, you too. I run the thing, it says mispelled...It ain't. Editors got their head in their ass.

DEFUCKINGLETED...

My answer: Easy one. Delete the motherfucker, post on your competition's board, it's already up. Bunch of others, too. Slowly, you lose...

Fuck you. And your horse. Piss me off you won''t respond.

I don't take rejection well, that one was a good one...Go ahead with your little scam contests, all of them are fucking fixed anyway.

I might be paralyzed and in a fucking wheelchair but I have feelings.

Like I said...Fuck all of you. God knows what I would do if I could get out of here, I hate all of you.


MGM

Did the rejection really SAY staff has head up thier ass? Maybe they mispelled something in that part. Anywho, I think you are a SWELLSPELLER and your story was prolly not accepted due to some trivial law against beastiality.

I mean, you did say, "fuck you, and your horse."

I know the admins here and they are nice but they want to stay out of jail, yes, that is very selfish, but if they were in jail the site might go out of business.

Anyway, I hope you and your story do well on some of those other places and that with your obvious intelligence, and love for life and other peoples, you will bounce back from this small set-back with your usual grace and charm.

Good luck, and keep up the good thoughts.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Beats me on the surly scale.

Uh oh, I think I just got struck by lightnin.

 

[Lord DragonsWing]

Now that's what I need to say to all those rejection notices I get in the mail. Maybe then they'll publish me in print.
Isn't this part of being a writer? I've been rejected here, but after work, the story was published on Lit.
Try it. You may find it works. Otherwise, if you wish to write, get use to rejections. We all have.
Before you know, someone will be stealing your stories.

 

[velvetpie]

Must be Brinnie's brother.

Priceless, Abstruse, and right on the money!

 

[woodnymph_O]

my first story got rejected

I lived learned and figured out where my spell checker was. Sorry for you situation dear, but lit does have some rules. laurel is not only trying to make a large site of erotic fiction, but the best one as well. You can win a peoples choice award, but did you win an Oscar?
I knew when my story was accepted here on Lit I had come forward, and learned a bit as an author.I had something to be proud of.
take a breather and go back through your story with a spell check, and grammer check as well. That will help you with things such as punctuation and quotation. That was my problem, and I am doing my better with it now. Only bad thing about grammer check is it warns me constantly not to use words like fuck..lol it says I may offend someone. That Fucker
Nymphy

 

[AppleBiter]

Gee, now that I know him, it'll be such a shame to see him go.

*Hey, psycho pants, next time use spell/grammar check.

 

[cloudy]

Rejected the thing says...Mispelled, etc, no reason that makes sense, staff has head in ass.

You offer a piece of shit reason, doesn't say why. You won't even answer emails, must be fucking important.

Tells me to go to some Fu**ing editor, give me a big long list of drivel. None of them know shit, I write circles around them all, you too. I run the thing, it says mispelled...It ain't. Editors got their head in their ass.

DEFUCKINGLETED...

My answer: Easy one. Delete the motherfucker, post on your competition's board, it's already up. Bunch of others, too. Slowly, you lose...

Fuck you. And your horse. Piss me off you won''t respond.

I don't take rejection well, that one was a good one...Go ahead with your little scam contests, all of them are fucking fixed anyway.

I might be paralyzed and in a fucking wheelchair but I have feelings.

Like I said...Fuck all of you. God knows what I would do if I could get out of here, I hate all of you.


MGM

Oh, wah.