My 50th Birthday Gift(s)...

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I am a 49yo bi-male. I have been thinking about my 50th birthday and how I would best like to celebrate it... I have an ex b/f who celebrated (or at least tried to celebrate) his bi having 50 orgasms... OUCH!!! Can we say sore dick??? LOL...

I was thinking of a bit of a twist to this, after reading the "21 Gun Salute" stories in the gay stories section. The twist that I would like to add is that the 50 orgasms cum from 50 other hard and spurting cocks, besides my own, and I get to be the happy camper that gets to suck those 50 hard cocks and swallow those
50 loads of deliciously hot and tasty cum...

I have thought of placing a thread on the "How To" link to see if anyone had any ideas of how a "newbie" to Knoxville, TN could actually find 50 separate men horney, willing and able to help me fullfill this fantasy birthday, which I still may do, just for the hell of it and to see what cums up... LOL...

In the meantime, I decided I would like to invite any, and all, willing imaginations and participants to join in my fantasy...
I would like to go forward in time to my 50th birthday... You (men and/or women) are all invited to be one of, or a participant, of the lucky fifty, telling me just how you would like to be serviced bi my hot mouth and just how I would give you your best blowjob ever... women can either tell me how they would like to be sucked off if they had a penis, or how they would enjoy watching me going down on, and pleasuring, their special man (b/f, husband, best friend, etc)...

I would like to see just how long it will take to service these fifty hard, horney, throbbing, cum spurting men... being told how to make it special for them... I want us all to enjoy as I give out 50 special gifts as I recieve 50 special gifts...
Anyone UP for this??? I really hope so...
So... let the festiviies begin...

:eek:
 
<<women can either tell me how they would like to be sucked off if they had a penis, >>


I really don't think I have the imagination to even begin to tackle that one!!!

An original thread idea.. umm... good luck!

DM
 
DM
I really don't think I have the imagination to even begin to tackle that one!!!

Thank you for taking the time to stop bi and post a reply... Also, women are encouraged to post any thoughts, fantasies of watching or helping me to bring off their man/men...

Thanks for the good luck wishes as well...
 
I was talking to some youngsters...

Young adult college students--the other day and I mentioned the use of teeth in fellatio.

To my surprise this couple--boy and girl--looked at me as if I was from another galaxy. I didn't say anything about nasty biting or gnawing like a beaver felling a tree--I just mentioned the natural use of one's teeth in the stimulation of my partner's erection. My husband seems to enjoy it with no complaints.

Am I alone and off base about this?
 
I just mentioned the natural use of one's teeth in the stimulation of my partner's erection. My husband seems to enjoy it with no complaints.

Am I alone and off base about this?

NO... Ulyssa... you are not alone nor off base with this... I find that using teeth in stimulating, during oral sex, can be quite a turn on for the man who has his cock inmy mouth... and yes... you use them gently usually... some men prefer no teeth contact... some prefer some moderate biting... some like serious biting (usually the BDSM type being sucked off)... and then there is everything in between these three mentioned... I figure... why not ask the man attached to the penis what he likes... then do that as best I can, judging my success bi his response, ie., throbs, humps, moans, etc... and of course when I feel and taste that final reward, I am certain that I have succeded in giving the utmost pleasure to the man and his hot rod...

Bi the way... I really enjoy your pic... very attractive couple... both you and hubby look hot... would love to do your hubby while you watch, or join in??? Just thought I'd ask...

Anyhoo...

Any other thoughts??? Techniques??? Favorite positions while getting sucked off, or sucking off???

oh... and bi the way... I am still awaiting my first of fifty hard, horney cocks to blow...

Anyone UP for it??? Please join right in...
 
Where are all the horney guys???

Don't tell me that there in noone on this site that would enjoy a nice hot blowjob from me, as I fullfill my birthday fantasy...
Cum one... Cum all...
 
Ok... I give up...

I find it hard to believe that no one has responded to this thread... I've never met a man that didn't like blowjobs... Perhaps any that would like one might feel gay, or be percieved as being gay bi others on Lit... getting a blowjob from another man does not make you gay... For whatever reasons, I am getting no takers on my birthday wish... Any interested, but afraid to do a public post... please PM me... maybe that will enable people to respond with complete anonymity... Ya'll have a good day... and Y'all cum back now... ya hear???
 
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