My 1000 tis of thee, sweet # of geezerdy, of thee I post

[Morgoth]

With this post I go into my 1st(and hopefully not last) 1000! So bring out the hhokers and strippers, get the champagne, start the parade, and let's party! Now here is a list of people who have been like fathers(and mothers) to me:

Ravenloft: What can I say? A great guy!

Roland Gilliad: Started out as enemies, ended up as friends. Those were the good ole' days.

Moneytalks: Wow.

Siren: First online fetish sexual encounter.

Angelius: Helped me much, is a friend.

Poohlive: A monk, I tell you, a monk. He solves half of my problems! You got a problem, go to him!

Cryo: In half of the threads we're enemies, but what the hell? We gotta get some fighting done.

Ambrosious: Showed me how bad it was to be hated by a moderator(until recently)

And everyone else I've posted with: You're all great in your own way!

So now with the sentiments done, let's party!!!!!

 

[Ambrosious]

Well! You have come a long way dude. Congrats. Picked a title?

 

[TonyG]

Congratulations to you!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Congrats, and I nominate this thread for "The Most Incomprehensible Thread Title" award.

 

[Guest]

Hello

 

[Ravenloft]

A great guy? Thank you, I don't often hear that sorta thing... S'usually something like "Get the hell away from me before I call the cops!" Or even worse... "What IS that THING!" The worst I have heard yet is "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T LET IT TOUCH ME!!!" *Shrug*

Thank you Morgoth, don't know what I did to worm my way into your kind graces but I will keep trying what I have been doing. It seems to be working... Heheh!

 

[Renegade]

Shut up, Ravenloft.

Congrats on reaching the 1000 post mark, Morgoth.

Is this the month for long running RPers to reach guruship and beyond? First Cryo, then Phoenix, and now Morgoth himself. And none of them put me on their lists of people they wanted to thank! lol

But seriously, congrats dude. So what's the new title going to be?

 

[Morgoth]

New title... hmm. I'm not really sure. This one seems to be stuck in my mind: I don't know!(nudge nudge, cough cough)I could really use some help here! Getting a title is a lot harder than one thinks. And this thread does have a wierd title. And Ravenloft, keep doing whatever your doing cause your doing it well, catch that?

 

[Countess DeWinter]

There is a serious lack of naked women at this "party"...

Congrats Morgoth

 

[Ravenloft]

I don't shut up, I put up! Or... Something like that... Ow... My head hurts...

the things I do I do for you, cause without you there is no point in doing the things I do. Dig? What dat G? G dawg, homey skillet!

 

[Morgoth]

yes, I do agree, Countess. We need women. Come on, ladies, get naked(and hoepfully in bed)

 

[Countess DeWinter]

<unbuttoning...unzipping...unhooking...>

Am I going to be the only naked one...again? How do I end up at parties like this? <giggling>

 

[Ravenloft]

*Blushing*
Ummm... Countess... you're pretty when your nude...

 

[Naked Hunny]

congrats sweetie! *hugs and kisses*

 

[Morgoth]

Hugs and kisses, where?

And pretty don't say the half of it! Join me, my Countess. Let's do some math.

 

[Renegade]

the things I do I do for you, cause without you there is no point in doing the things I do. Dig? What dat G? G dawg, homey skillet!

Is that anything like saying I am whatever you say I am, because if I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Hugs and kisses, where?

And pretty don't say the half of it! Join me, my Countess. Let's do some math.

hugs and kisses here....along with the licking and sucking and spanking and light bondage

add you to me, subtract your clothes, total bliss

 

[Ravenloft]

Aproximately Ren... I do believe so...

I guess silly compliments go under the countess, non? Heheh!

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Aproximately Ren... I do believe so...

I guess silly compliments go under the countess, non? Heheh!

*big, wet, bend-you-over-backwards kisses* Ravenloft sweetie. YOU make ME blush

 

[Morgoth]

let's do that again sometime, like right now, hopefully?

 

[Ravenloft]

*Looking completely and totally surprised.*
I made the countess blush?
No... It can't be so...
I am at a loss for words!

 

[Countess DeWinter]

I'm really innocent! I promise!!
Do I hafta prove it? *giggle*

 

[Ravenloft]

Well I for one am not contesting your inocence... Just my ability to make you blush... That is what I find hard to believe...

 

[Countess DeWinter]

I blush so easily because I'm innocent

Can I ask why you still have clothes on if I'm standing here naked??? *kiss*