Must have over 1000 posts to reply

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Just thought I'd see if this works the other way around..

BTW, I fully anticipate this thread getting moved, so no worries.

My Rules of Engagement are posted in my Sig. I'm not here for sex chat, in case you're wondering. Feel free to drop me a line if you believe you qualify.

 

[DarkSimian]

well, I guess we can't be friends any more. Sorry

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

well, I guess we can't be friends any more. Sorry

I'm curious as to which requisite you feel disqualifies you?

 

[WetJuicyCunt]

Obviously it's the post count he's referring to.

Shh. I was never here.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Obviously it's the post count he's referring to.

Shh. I was never here.

lol...of course it was! How silly of me..

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I'm SHOCKED and AMAZED at how few people qualify....
Ok, who am I kidding?
I knew good and well the vast majority of people posting personals have less than 100 posts over the last ten years...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

What is this 'no sex chat' stuff? We'd be so good together!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Also, post count. *points*

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Also, post count. *points*

WOOHOO!
I've got a contender folks!

So. Honey.
Tell me..
What's your sign?
Favorite color?
Last book you read?
Do you have a copy of your financial statements you could scan over to me?

 

[BlueEyedFett]

Post count is my only downfall... But the rest of your list, easy

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

WOOHOO!
I've got a contender folks!

So. Honey.
Tell me..
What's your sign?
Favorite color?
Last book you read?
Do you have a copy of your financial statements you could scan over to me?

Yesssss.

Cancer
Green, but I'm doing a lot of purple lately.
I have a few things in process. That should tell you what you need to know.
No money, sorry. My only flaw.

 

[shadow_anon2u]

While I'm not chicken shit, I'm afraid meeting for lunch is out of the question. Just cause we're a couple of states apart, lol! Your sig reminds me of my best friend actually!!

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Post count is my only downfall... But the rest of your list, easy

While I'm not chicken shit, I'm afraid meeting for lunch is out of the question. Just cause we're a couple of states apart, lol! Your sig reminds me of my best friend actually!!

you both are too far away, although NC is my home state, so you can't be all that bad

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Yesssss.

Cancer
Green, but I'm doing a lot of purple lately.
I have a few things in process. That should tell you what you need to know.
No money, sorry. My only flaw.

GREEN!!!! *swoon*
Yeah, my treasure vault is dwindling as well with the purchase of the house, but.. yay! I bought a house...lol

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

GREEN!!!! *swoon*
Yeah, my treasure vault is dwindling as well with the purchase of the house, but.. yay! I bought a house...lol

Had a feeling you'd like that.

That is a major achievement! You should absolutely be proud.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Had a feeling you'd like that.

That is a major achievement! You should absolutely be proud.

yeppers!
And I did it by my little lonesome..

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

yeppers!
And I did it by my little lonesome..

I am speechless with admiration.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I am speechless with admiration.

thank you, Honey. I'm rather proud of myself.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

thank you, Honey. I'm rather proud of myself.

(((actual squeezy hugs)))

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Not sure we fully understand your requirements. My wife and I come here to kill time, laugh, share our past, and mostly to add our stories.
As for meeting we did meet two different men along the way and found them both honest and decent.
We also recently moved back to Illinois to be closer to family and friends. I bought the house two years ago over the internet and didn't even see it till last fall.
We make friends with many people easy because we have nothing to hide and are who we are here and in person.
We could be friends or friends with benefits. At our age we don't really worry about life. We have over 1000 posts just because we comment on most anything and know very little.
I even used your friendly color but mine is red.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Not sure we fully understand your requirements. My wife and I come here to kill time, laugh, share our past, and mostly to add our stories.
As for meeting we did meet two different men along the way and found them both honest and decent.
We also recently moved back to Illinois to be closer to family and friends. I bought the house two years ago over the internet and didn't even see it till last fall.
We make friends with many people easy because we have nothing to hide and are who we are here and in person.
We could be friends or friends with benefits. At our age we don't really worry about life. We have over 1000 posts just because we comment on most anything and know very little.
I even used your friendly color but mine is red.

*smiles*
I'm not really looking for anything, at least not here..
I mainly was poking a little fun at another ad that specifically requested that posters with more than 500 posts need not apply.


That comment amused me, ergo... The satirical ad we are now conversing in..



I like you two. I think it's wonderful that y'all come here and play together..

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Thank you. We mostly came here to post stories but have learned a lot and met some wonderful long distance friends.
Sadly even with friends in Texas the closest we've been is the other side of the Gulf. Now we are not even able to swim over to visit from the midwest.

Enjoy your home. We love our little place at the edge of town.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Thank you. We mostly came here to post stories but have learned a lot and met some wonderful long distance friends.
Sadly even with friends in Texas the closest we've been is the other side of the Gulf. Now we are not even able to swim over to visit from the midwest.

Enjoy your home. We love our little place at the edge of town.

I will! Thank you

 

[BlueEyedFett]

I'm actually a little further south nowadays. n fl to be exact.

 

[Titts4Tatts]

Thank you. We mostly came here to post stories but have learned a lot and met some wonderful long distance friends.
Sadly even with friends in Texas the closest we've been is the other side of the Gulf. Now we are not even able to swim over to visit from the midwest.

Enjoy your home. We love our little place at the edge of town.

I like them too

Honest and upfront !!

Oh and RQ I have more than 1000 post (wink wink nudge nudge)

LOL