Must have been that 415th acid hit

[miles]

This is a little tune my basic training buddies and I made up. I have no fucking idea why I just thought of it. We called it
the "You Shit is Weak Rag," dedicated to our Drill Instructor, the dear Sgt. Cruz, who would get in your face and scream "You shit is weak, son!"

Ohhhhhh..

My ass itches and my balls hurt
And I think I'm gonna die
Gonna trip, gonna stumble
Gonna poke myself in the eye
Gonna masturbate
And fornicate
Until the day I die
Oh my shit's weak
And I can't sleep
And I think I'm gonna die.

 

[MissTaken]

Ummm Miles?

What happens with the 416th hit of acid?

 

[Summery]

Ummm Miles?

What happens with the 416th hit of acid?

Not sure you should have asked him.....he might actually tell us!

 

[Wiggles]

I agree.

 

[celiaKitten]

lol - well, MissT on the 416th you make up something like a friend and I did in 8th grade Catechism called the 'Catholic Rap' which outlines EVERYTHING you do in a Catholic mass...

Just to start it out:

Walk in, dip your hand, cross yourself,
Find your pew, genuflect, cross yourself,
Kneel, pray, then sit your ass down!


Yeah, we were bored

 

[SINthysist]

Urrah