Musicians

[dr_mabeuse]

How many musicians do we have on this board? What do you play?

Probably all sleazy guitarists, I bet.

---dr.M.

 

[cloudy]

I play a lot of instruments.....but absolutely none of them well.

Yes, guitar is one.....banjo, piano, organ, bass, and fiddle (but really badly)

 

[shereads]

Almost played the piano. Hands didn't reach an octave.

 

[Boota]

I'm primarily a sleazy guitarist, but I also play sleazy keyboards and sleazy drums, too. Usually I can figure out how to play any instrument passably within a few minutes of picking it up, but those are the ones I feel comfortable telling people that I actually can play.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I played piano and discovered I have no musical talent, so now I just play CD's....miss the vinyl.
~A~

 

[SnoopDog]

I'm no musician at all but I wish I were. Because musicians pull all the hot chicks man, I can tell you.

Snoopy, envious

 

[shereads]

I'm primarily a sleazy guitarist, but I also play sleazy keyboards and sleazy drums, too. Usually I can figure out how to play any instrument passably within a few minutes of picking it up, but those are the ones I feel comfortable telling people that I actually can play.

Boota, you sleaze!

Are we witnessing the birth of The Literotica Sleaze Band? I get to decorate the bus.

 

[Liar]

I play a pretty good turntable. For more traditional instuments, I'd say the percussion are my best buddies, and I know my way around a piano.

And I sing. Not always perfectly clear, but always from the ass up.

 

[destinie21]

I can play the flute and the piano and yes the guitar too

 

[kiwiwolf]

I played drums and did lead vocals in a hard rock/ metal band for a few years. We were doing quite well right up until our lead guitarist commited suicide.

The band was called Buster Hymen and the Penetrators. Catchy eh?

 

[Guest]

 

[shereads]

I played drums and did lead vocals in a hard rock/ metal band for a few years. We were doing quite well right up until our lead guitarist commited suicide.

The band was called Buster Hymen and the Penetrators. Catchy eh?

This is either a true story that deserves to be turned into a story, or I'm having a flashback to "This is Spinal Tap."

("You can't dust for vomit.")

 

[Guest]

I play the clitoris.

You win! P.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I play a pretty good turntable. For more traditional instuments, I'd say the percussion are my best buddies, and I know my way around a piano.

And I sing. Not always perfectly clear, but always from the ass up.

Pretty good is an understatement. There's a song by Liar in my website, for those of you interested in listening. There's a link in my signature. Just browse once you get there.

 

[wildsweetone]

Guitar, not too sleezily.

And I play about with my own musical danderings on a keyboard.

 

[snooper]

I play on the linoleum.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Pretty good is an understatement. There's a song by Liar in my website, for those of you interested in listening. There's a link in my signature. Just browse once you get there.

I second that.

~lucky

 

[SensualCealy]

I can play the Cello and the clarinet, the cello really well , the clarinet sucks!

Hubby said the only reason I like to play the cello is because I like big things between my legs- I best stick to the cello! oops! did I type that out loud? lol

I bought my daughter a key board two years ago for Christmas and Im trying to teach myself how to play.

Cealy

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

I play on the linoleum.

You lose.

Perdita

 

[GodBlessTexas]

I've played the piano for 15 years...mostly classical stuff because I like it the best. I also play most all other percussion instruments. Pretty dang good on a drum set, but I can also do the other stuff as well (tympani, bells, xylophone, etc.), compliments of high school band class.

Now if somebody would just donate me the money to buy myself a drum set, all would be well...

 

[Guest]

 

[NoJo]

I play piano, every day. It's very important to my well-being. It's right in the center of my life.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I play bass and a pretty sleazy guitar myself. Also saxophone and clarinet. Have my very own ancient bass clarinet from when I thought I might be a new Eric Dolphy. Put myself through grad school partly by playing in a wedding band (frilly shirts, tuxedos, the works. Union scale: the most money I ever made in music.)

I keep on thinking about buying a string bass (I played in HS), but lately I've been seized by an irrational desire to learn to play the bassoon...

Maybe it's time I increased my medication?

---dr.M.

 

[destinie21]

I play bass and a pretty sleazy guitar myself. Also saxophone and clarinet. Have my very own ancient bass clarinet from when I thought I might be a new Eric Dolphy. Put myself through grad school partly by playing in a wedding band (frilly shirts, tuxedos, the works. Union scale: the most money I ever made in music.)

I keep on thinking about buying a string bass (I played in HS), but lately I've been seized by an irrational desire to learn to play the bassoon...

Maybe it's time I increased my medication?

---dr.M.

Wow someone gave you money all I got was two smarties and a piece of string oh yeah and free drinks