Hypoxia
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Greta was the world's greatest zither player.
Not that it did her a lot of good. Sure, she highlighted her Austrian folk trio. But so what? Zither was such a niche instrument these days. She sometimes regretted not mastering the guitarrón.
She resorted to many tricks to gain attention, including emulating that Korean slut fiddler who play Tchaikovski's violin concerto (y'know, THE RIGHT STUFF theme) at Hollywood Bowl wearing only fuck-me heels, a wide belt, and a narrow tit-strap. She would have done a Mallika Sherawat and played naked but most venues had dress codes for performers, dammit.
Then she got The Call -- the producers of the Arecibo Music Festival wanted her as a headliner! With Chris Thile, and The Jake, yes, Jake Shimabukuro himself! Chris, the world's greatest mandolinist and now host of Prairie Home Companion (PHC). And wow, The Jake, the world's greatest 'ukulele player! She would share the stage with her non-zither musical idols! If she fucked Chris, she might get a slot on PHC. If she fucked The Jake she would get his long magickal Hawai'ian-Japanese snake-dick. Who to fuck first?
Not that it did her a lot of good. Sure, she highlighted her Austrian folk trio. But so what? Zither was such a niche instrument these days. She sometimes regretted not mastering the guitarrón.
She resorted to many tricks to gain attention, including emulating that Korean slut fiddler who play Tchaikovski's violin concerto (y'know, THE RIGHT STUFF theme) at Hollywood Bowl wearing only fuck-me heels, a wide belt, and a narrow tit-strap. She would have done a Mallika Sherawat and played naked but most venues had dress codes for performers, dammit.
Then she got The Call -- the producers of the Arecibo Music Festival wanted her as a headliner! With Chris Thile, and The Jake, yes, Jake Shimabukuro himself! Chris, the world's greatest mandolinist and now host of Prairie Home Companion (PHC). And wow, The Jake, the world's greatest 'ukulele player! She would share the stage with her non-zither musical idols! If she fucked Chris, she might get a slot on PHC. If she fucked The Jake she would get his long magickal Hawai'ian-Japanese snake-dick. Who to fuck first?
