Musical Condoms!

[Liar]

Strike the right note with a musical condom!

Publish Date : 2/17/2005 6:50:00 PM
Source : Science and Technology News | Onlypunjab.com

Now, you can play it safe along with music! A scientist has come up with musical condoms that apart from being a contraceptive gives you the opportunity play you own tone that gets louder as the sex gets more vigorous.

Different lovemaking positions determine what tune is played by the condom, which also works like a normal contraceptive.The rubber has tiny sensors connected to a mini electronic device that produces the sounds.

"But there is no danger of being electrocuted," the Sun quoted Dr Chausovskiy as saying, who has teamed up with a manufacturer to export the condoms to Britain.

They will cost about 20 per cent more than normal condoms. "But people will pay for the extra stimulation," he added.

Now, Litsters, what would you want YOUR musical condom to play?

 

[Boxlicker101]

Now, Litsters, what would you want YOUR musical condom to play?

This sounds like an idea whose time has not come and never will come. That is not intended to be a pun.

 

[rgraham666]

Ride of The Valkyries.

Bolero.

The William Tell Overture.

 

[elsol]

The Rocky Theme

Eye of the Tiger

 

[Alessia Brio]

Bwahahahahahaha!

 

[R. Richard]

Now, Litsters, what would you want YOUR musical condom to play?

Of course, "The Big Ten Inch" [The original version by Bullmoose Jackson.]

 

[Aurora Black]

The Rocky Theme

Eye of the Tiger

*gigglesnort*

 

[Liar]

Come On Eileen?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

You could tell a lot about a guy by what his condom played. I'd steer clear of the ones with "Helter Skelter" or anything by Celine Dion.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

The mind boggles at the possibilities. For starters:

Gimme Some Lovin' - The Spencer Davis Group

Lay Lady Lay - Bob Dylan

Homeward Bound - Simon and Garfunkle

Going Up The Country - Canned Heat

Easy To Be Hard - Three Dog Night

Love Lifted Me - hymn


and my personal favorites, in order of urgency:

Baby, I Need Your Lovin' - Four Tops

Ain't Too Proud To Beg - Temptations

Please, Please, Please - James Brown

Rumple Foreskin

 

[rgraham666]

I'm thinking 'I Gotta Get Outta This Place' would not be appropriate.

 

[Alessia Brio]

Tis the season: Oh, Come All Ye Faithful

 

[FallingToFly]

Crazy (Seal, not Gnarls Barkley)
I Need A Hero (Frou Frou)
Out of the Frying Pan (And Into the Fire) (Meat Loaf)

And damn near anything by the Bloodhound Gang, but most especially The Bad Touch.

 

[Guest]

Ride of The Valkyries.

Bolero.

The William Tell Overture.

I wanna party with you, Rob.




Myself, I wouldn't mind a rousing version of the Anvil Chorus.

 

[rgraham666]

I wanna party with you, Rob.




Myself, I wouldn't mind a rousing version of the Anvil Chorus.

LOL.

Why am I not surprised.

 

[Guest]

LOL.

Why am I not surprised.

What, you don't like Verdi?

 

[TxRad]

Hmmmm, I wonder if you could have a record feature for later playback......

Just so you could see what kind of music you were making.....

 

[rgraham666]

What, you don't like Verdi?

Blink. Sorry, I was zoning.

Getting an idea for a story set to 'The Anvil Chorus' and using a real anvil.

The big question is, "Ropes or chains?"

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I'm thinking 'I Gotta Get Outta This Place' would not be appropriate.

IMHO, that would be in the same category as, Wreck of the Edmund Firzgerald.

By the way, shame on you for beating me to Ride of the Valkyries. That probably cost me my last best chance of ever getting sweetsubsarahh excited. Sigh.

Rumple Foreskin

ps: Do you think the finale to, The 1812 Overture, would be a bit much? rf

 

[neonlyte]

Tis the season: Oh, Come All Ye Faithful

I'm more a Jingle Balls fan.

 

[rgraham666]

IMHO, that would be in the same category as, Wreck of the Edmund Firzgerald.

By the way, shame on you for beating me to Ride of the Valkyries. That probably cost me my last best chance of ever getting sweetsubsarahh excited. Sigh.

Rumple Foreskin

ps: Do you think the finale to, The 1812 Overture, would be a bit much? rf

Psst! Linoleum gets sarahh excited. You've got lots of chances yet.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Psst! Linoleum gets sarahh excited. You've got lots of chances yet.

WHEW! Thanks. That's a load off my, uh, mind.

Here's my seasonal selection: Joy to the World

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

Linoleum???

Well maybe, but only if someone has scrubbed my kitchen floor so I don't have to do it.

Rumple, we could try 1812. With the real cannons.

 

[TxRad]

I'm more a Jingle Balls fan.

don't worry, as you get older you'll learn the true meaning of jingle balls......

 

[neonlyte]

Am I the only one wondering where the speakers are? Volume control would be useful.