Murphy's law, and the chain of events inspired by it.

[Ms_Lilith]

Honey just called me. Y'see. I've been a horny little bitch in heat all day. ALL DAY! I've cum many times, and I'm perma-wet.

But like I said. Honey just called me.

He says he's tired.
Which means he'll forget to pick up condoms on the way home.
WHich means Vixie gets no nookie.

ARRGH!


Now then. How has Murphy affected your day?

 

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[wizbit9]

had to order a train ticket today to go to london next week.

i opted for the cheap ticket by booking 7 days inadvance, today is 7 days in advance, however murphy got in the way

the ordering telephone system was down all day with technical difficulties so i cant have the cheap £20 ticket i will have to pay £50

murphy can stick his sods law up his a**

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Re: Re: Murphy's law, and the chain of events inspired by it.

Can you run and get some??


Or maybe you can just help him relax with a nice blow job??

the relaxing bj after work is an every day thing.

And I've not got a car, and the store is a ways away, and I just DON"T feel like taking a bus. I'm naked for fuck's sake!

 

[floridaguy64]

Honey just called me. Y'see. I've been a horny little bitch in heat all day. ALL DAY! I've cum many times, and I'm perma-wet.

But like I said. Honey just called me.

He says he's tired.
Which means he'll forget to pick up condoms on the way home.
WHich means Vixie gets no nookie.

ARRGH!


Now then. How has Murphy affected your day?

Can you say 69 Vixie?..... and maybe a little anal if it's proding you desire?

There are way, way too many ways to alieviate the horny itchies ya got goin on gurlykins to be all worked up over the no condom/him being tired thingee.....

Use your immagekination.... you'll make do. As for him, in your present state, tired might be the least of his worries.....

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Re: Re: Murphy's law, and the chain of events inspired by it.

Can you say 69 Vixie?..... and maybe a little anal if it's proding you desire?

There are way, way too many ways to alieviate the horny itchies ya got goin on gurlykins to be all worked up over the no condom/him being tired thingee.....

Use your immagekination.... you'll make do. As for him, in your present state, tired might be the least of his worries.....

1) he's tired.
2) I've only ever 69'd once, with honey. He doesn't enjoy going down on women. Never has.
3) Anal is never done without a condom.
4) I'd love a good fingering, or for him to play with me with my toys, but, he's tired. And he's a brat when he's tired.

 

[dlj403]

I was on the phone with a... friend

Things were just getting... really interesting... and all of a sudden we here "click"

Shit!

Neither one of us got to have the fun we were looking for...

dlj

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I was on the phone with a... friend

Things were just getting... really interesting... and all of a sudden we here "click"

Shit!

Neither one of us got to have the fun we were looking for...

dlj

a ... friend?

and what kind of 'interesting'?

details, man!

 

[floridaguy64]

Re: Re: Re: Murphy's law, and the chain of events inspired by it.

1) he's tired.
2) I've only ever 69'd once, with honey. He doesn't enjoy going down on women. Never has.
3) Anal is never done without a condom.
4) I'd love a good fingering, or for him to play with me with my toys, but, he's tired. And he's a brat when he's tired.

I dunno......... the last time my SO was in your mood and I claimed the lame tired excuse, she:

1. Dayum near ripped little j out by the roots.
2. Dayum near smothered me in the process.
3. Dayum near killed my scrawny ass to be exact....

Haven't pulled that stunt (too tired for love stunt that is) since!

But then again, we have seperate bedrooms, so who am I to comment......(?)

 

[dlj403]

a ... friend?

and what kind of 'interesting'?

details, man!

Yeah, yeah... I was trying to be good... I know, not in my nature

So my friend and I were on the phone. We were both really hot and bothered. Lots of heavy breathing... Just as she was starting to cum, we get interrupted by someone else in her house picking up the phone...

Damn! Talk about timing!

dlj

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Yeah, yeah... I was trying to be good... I know, not in my nature

So my friend and I were on the phone. We were both really hot and bothered. Lots of heavy breathing... Just as she was starting to cum, we get interrupted by someone else in her house picking up the phone...

Damn! Talk about timing!

dlj

oh FUCK that would suck...

 

[ExLimey]

Sorry, I have the opposite problem. I have a 12 pk of condoms and no one to use them with. One of the ladies at work gave them to me for my birthday last week. I can't figure out if it was an invitation or a joke!

Send hubby by on his way home and I'll provide you with a night's supply. I sure as heck aint gonna use 'em before they expire!

 

[teddybear4play]

Honey just called me. Y'see. I've been a horny little bitch in heat all day. ALL DAY! I've cum many times, and I'm perma-wet.

But like I said. Honey just called me.

He says he's tired.
Which means he'll forget to pick up condoms on the way home.
WHich means Vixie gets no nookie.

ARRGH!


Now then. How has Murphy affected your day?

1. You're horny.
2. I'm 2300 miles away.

My ex-girlfriend's last name was Murphy.

TB4p

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Re: Re: Murphy's law, and the chain of events inspired by it.

1. You're horny.
2. I'm 2300 miles away.

My ex-girlfriend's last name was Murphy.

TB4p

lol

 

[teddybear4play]

And that av is absolutely unfair, too.

Much better looking than my headless torso.

TB4p

 

[dlj403]

oh FUCK that would suck...

And not in the good way...

 

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[bknight2602]

Honey just called me. Y'see. I've been a horny little bitch in heat all day. ALL DAY! I've cum many times, and I'm perma-wet.

But like I said. Honey just called me.

He says he's tired.
Which means he'll forget to pick up condoms on the way home.
WHich means Vixie gets no nookie.

ARRGH!

Now then. How has Murphy affected your day?

And it is said that Murphy was an optimist!