Murder She Wrote

[SEX_VAMPYRE]

I thought about this idea when watching Murder She Wrote on A & E one afternoon. I warn that some of you will be turned off by it.
Can someone write a story about Jessica Fletcher from the tv show Murder She Wrote?
In addition to trying to solve the murder she would sleep with all the suspects, male and female. You could have the murderer attempt to pursuade Jessica from calling the police by seducing her. Anyway don't say I did not warn you. Please respond if you are an author interested in writing such a story. No flamers please.Thanks

 

[sirhugs]

no great appeal to me, though I did always think Angela Lansbury looked too prissy- in need of a good enema, some cock to suck and some anal probing...

If we are going classic, how about the xrated version of Casablanca?