Black_Bird
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I love waking up to the sound of large whirling blades slicing through thin and flimsy vegitable matter.
*Mumble* Cut Grass *Mumble* Morning *Mumble* Loud.
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Black_Bird
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She's you're little proof that you've gotten laid at least once.
WhatsHerName
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Oh and I thought you were headed out to cut the grass ...and I was gonna ask if mine could be next...
Black_Bird
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WhatsHerName said:
*Throws random rotten fruit or vegitable*
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Black_Bird said:
*ducks*
I was gonna make it well worth your while
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WhatsHerName said:*ducks*
I was gonna make it well worth your while
Huh? You'd let me go back to bed?
Ezzie
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I should be used to the shreiks and screams that come with parenthood, but, not when I'm in a near comatose state and she's right next to me doing that.
I did get my revenge, however. I caught the spider and told my daughter to give him a big kiss for scaring him. People with a cruel sense of humor such as me just should not breed.
I did get my revenge, however. I caught the spider and told my daughter to give him a big kiss for scaring him. People with a cruel sense of humor such as me just should not breed.
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_________Black_Bird said:
(Let's get back to subject at hand, shall we?)
Grass is comprised of green alien invaders I tell ya!
You arm yourself with your secret weapon, you had it in reserve in the starship hold--the ultimate firepower--a 6 horsepower Briggs and Stratton laser cutting machine, ready to chop off their green, juicy bodies—mulching their flimsy flesh and tossing the their thin, screaming carcasses back onto the ground—you fuel and engage its small nuclear reactor and laugh hysterically as you dismember their emerald-colored, slimy torsos...(YOU BASTARDS!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!)
You sweat… and grunt… chasing after them (ALL OF THEM)…
Then after two hours of lime-green-blood curdling madness, a warm quiet settles over you... you smile contently that you've saved humanity (and your yard) from their propagating orgy.
UNTIL you scream... NO!!! GAWD DAMN IT!... DAMN THEM!… GAWD DAMN THEM! THEY DID IT!… THEY WENT AHEAD AND DID IT!!!
You’ve just realized you've done this before... JUST LAST WEEK! . . . Deja Vu... they’re controlling our MINDS! They... they... fucking COME BACK to LIFE... with a vengeance...
They're little green aliens I tell ya!
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Black_Bird said:
Sure you can go back to bed
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Re: Re: *Mumble* Cut Grass *Mumble* Morning *Mumble* Loud.
You need prozac.
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You need prozac.
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WhatsHerName said:Sure you can go back to bed
You aren't going to molest me again, are you?
Yes? Okay... at least I'll get sleep after you are done.
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Re: Re: Re: *Mumble* Cut Grass *Mumble* Morning *Mumble* Loud.
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I actually enjoy mowing the grass.
It's good exercise.
Black_Bird said:
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I actually enjoy mowing the grass.
It's good exercise.
ExLimey
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I don't understand cutting the grass early in the morning. I can see it's cooler, but around here there's usually a good dew which makes cutting the grass more difficult. I usually wait until around 4 or 5 in the afternoon, when the grass is dryer and won't clog my mower.
Oh, ProofreadManx I've got a couple of hours of enjoyment for you anytime you feel like a drive! (only during the summer, unless you also enjoy shovelling snow, then I've got you covered in the winter too)
Oh, ProofreadManx I've got a couple of hours of enjoyment for you anytime you feel like a drive! (only during the summer, unless you also enjoy shovelling snow, then I've got you covered in the winter too)
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Re: Re: Re: Re: *Mumble* Cut Grass *Mumble* Morning *Mumble* Loud.
So you need and anti-psychotic too? Poor you.
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So you need and anti-psychotic too? Poor you.
Black_Bird
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intrigued said:BB....ahhh, come on, dont you just love the smell of a freshly mowed lawn?
I would love to mow mine, but it keeps cutting off on me every 2 minutes.
I need a man.
Hey, I'm a man!
... Sorta...
