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My mother told me a dirty joke that she received by e-mail from our cousin with the dirty mind:
You come home late, after being out with your friends. You tip-toe through the hallway to the bathroom, you pee very carefully and close the lid without a sound. You tip-toe out into the kitchen, carefully pour yourself a glass of water, drink it, and then tip-toe into the bedroom, sneak into bed, and pull the covers over you... and your wife bellows: "WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? IT'S PAST 3AM FOR GOD'S SAKE!"
But...
...if you come home, slam the door behind you, stamp through the hallway, singing (or atleast belching) loudly, tear up the bathroom door, pee, slam the toilet lid down (remembering to actually close it, for once...), stamp out into the kitchen, pour water at full flood, drink a glass of water, gargle, spit it out, knock something down "by accident", then stamp into the bedroom, shouting: "LET's FUCK!!!"
...then you can bet your ass that she's deep, deep asleep!
Remember a time when mothers were shy, prudish creatures with glasses and aprons?
You come home late, after being out with your friends. You tip-toe through the hallway to the bathroom, you pee very carefully and close the lid without a sound. You tip-toe out into the kitchen, carefully pour yourself a glass of water, drink it, and then tip-toe into the bedroom, sneak into bed, and pull the covers over you... and your wife bellows: "WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? IT'S PAST 3AM FOR GOD'S SAKE!"
But...
...if you come home, slam the door behind you, stamp through the hallway, singing (or atleast belching) loudly, tear up the bathroom door, pee, slam the toilet lid down (remembering to actually close it, for once...), stamp out into the kitchen, pour water at full flood, drink a glass of water, gargle, spit it out, knock something down "by accident", then stamp into the bedroom, shouting: "LET's FUCK!!!"
...then you can bet your ass that she's deep, deep asleep!
Remember a time when mothers were shy, prudish creatures with glasses and aprons?
