Maybe BunkerBoy Trump will start acting like that white supremacist acted after getting arrested following the Charlottesville riot, the guy who started crying.
After all, these right-wing cultists see themselves as victims every time they lose or get into trouble.
If you didn't do anything illegal then you wouldn't have to even consider trying something like the self-pardon dodge, would you? Conversely, if you have (and know you have) done things that aren't pushing the edge in the gray area but are way the hell and gone over there on the illegal side, you'd try everything, including a self-pardon dodge, to protect your ass, right?