Muffin has single-handedly increased my vocabulary ...

[Rubyfruit]

... more than all of my teachers combined.

An example:


agronomist

n : an expert in soil management and field-crop production


Who knew?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Agronomy is entirely too sexual for my own good.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Agronomy is entirely too sexual for my own good.

Whatever floats your ride-on power mower. That's what I always say.

 

[Siren]

KM and Rubys

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh yes it certainly does, Ms Ruby.

Bring a dictionary: http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=34054

 

[Rubyfruit]

So, what's your secret? I feel my vocabulary is fairly rich. Richer than most, even. I read, a lot. I'm curious and therefore always look up words I don't recognize. I do Word Power in Reader's Digest every month. *sigh* But still, I'm no match for the Muff.

 

[juicygirl]

Damn I wish I was where Ruby's from! (stupid joke). KM and R rule.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm a writer, darlin.

I think I'd like to write words you don't know in glow in the dark bodypaints on your body so Siren can smear them when she slides between us.

 

[Starfish]

Actually, Muff, Agronomy in practice is only dirty in one way. It is sexy in theory, but you can't tell me that lone feild tilling at night is sexy, unless you have your laptop with you and you can sign on to lit.

 

[Siren]

Is this a smear campaign

 

[juicygirl]

I'll throw in a silly word and shutup. I hope you're feeling better starfish.

The word is strake. Have fun with it.

 

[Starfish]

Thank you sweetie. I hope this goes away soon.


If it doesn't go away soon, this madness will lead me to strake myself with board wood, and seal it with flaming hot oil to sear off any of the nerves I have left.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I so incredibly miss the Navy.

Strake was okay but hawser gets me hot.

 

[Sillyman]

I believe KM has certainly helped my grammer, if not my vocabulary. Of course I have a bitchin' vocabulary if I could remember how half of what I know is spelled.

 

[alexandraaah]

KM you are one full on bicurious these days, aren't you?

I'll never forget something you said in chat one night that made me chuckle, "You know, I was straight when I came to this place."


Well, lookie that, Lucas is on cable right now.

*whistles along on her tangent..*

 

[Rubyfruit]

strake

n. Nautical

A single continuous line of planking or metal plating extending on a vessel's hull from stem to stern.

I'm going to tell my mom how many new words I'm learning here.

Siren, Muff, am I getting a vocabulary lesson here, or are we going to abandon words to naked, writhing, entangled bodies, reaching, touching, kissing each other, knowing nothing but pleasure?

Oh, wait ....

 

[Laurel]

Muff has not only increased my vocabulary, but the length of my hair and my shoe size as well.

 

[KillerMuffin]

The New and Improved Muff is guaranteed to increase your penis size, too.


Very true dat, Draaah. You people have corrupted me. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Yes, I'll have the Ruby with a side of Siren, please.

 

[Carl East]

Agronomy is entirely too sexual for my own good.

You do tend to give good vocabulary KM, even if you do vociferate vociferously. lol



Carl

ps what the fuck did I just say. lol

 

[KillerMuffin]

You said penis. I mean penis. Yes, you definitely said penis. Big penis.

Dammit, Carl. That thing is so in your face penis. I mean distracting.

Gawd . . .

 

[Siren]

I aint no ones side

 

[Rubyfruit]

I still want to know where you learn your words, Muff.

Do you read a Thesaurus every night before bed?

Come on, tell me.

You know, maybe my whole life's purpose is to turn everybody bisexual. Glam said I was turning him bi as well.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I read a lot. I mean a lot. I can put away a John Grisham (don't hit me, Siren) in three hours. I remember words, too. I don't run to the dictionary, I puzzle them out first, then use the dictionary to clarify. It's easier to remember something you've figured out than something you looked up.

Try this one.

The ship rocked with the heavy waves and the stretched hawser creaked against the added strain.

What do you think hawser is?

I also write a lot and I mean a lot. I can dissect the language and a story like nobody's business. Words are my life and writing is my avocation. I know my tools. Or so I like to think.

Trust a lawyer to throw in the top word of the evening.

 

[Carl East]

Re: I aint no ones side

I am full on.



Heres a word for ya.........


FUCKalicous>


discuss amongst yourselves.

FUCKalicous needs to be broken down into its barest form, so fuck (which means to copulate) or as the carl east dictionary puts it, to get down on it, grind that meat, pump those cheeks, um well I think you get the idea. lol

Sorry what was the question?

Carl

 

[superlittlegirl]

Rubyfruit

You'd damn well turn me bi if I weren't already.

I have two wonderful words to offer you.

1. callipygian

2. logy

Do you want me to provide the definitions?