Msg of importance to all Lit Virgins

[cymbidia]

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=41716

cymbidia:
Hey, i think we've fifteen or seventeen or twenty virgins running round here. I hope even they wouldn't be enough...

'Course, one Lit virgin (here amassing lots of handy-dandy sex tips to take with them into THE experience, when it comes) is worth about 10 or 15 little shy ignorant-of-sex virgins, don't you think?

That means we've got, like, the equivalent of 200 or so virgins runing round Lit.

gawddess:
No shit! I never thought of it that way.
cymbidia, you're my priestess now. I want you to tell all the Lit. virgins that if they ever want any nookie they need to worship ME.
In return I'll bestow my blessings on you.

To all Lit Virgins, real and Lit-declared:
Please go worship gawddess.
Yes, now.
Thank you.

 

[Never]

So cym, as you are the priestess, you'll be insuring that these virgins get deflowered, right?


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I want to be KM's artificially inseminated mutant child.

 

[willywanker]

[B
To all Lit Virgins, real and Lit-declared:
Please go worship gawddess.
Yes, now.
Thank you.
[/B]

Cymbidia, is it hard to talk with your tounge planted so firmly in your cheek?

 

[Gawd]

Whose this upstart Gawddess creature? Is she ravishing? Would she be interested in a little nookie with Gawd the Creator of All That Is To Be Knowed? Maybe a three way with Dix, if he'll ever give me the time of day?

 

[gawddess]

Sorry Bub.
I pre-date you by a couple thousand years.
People were worshipping my fiertile ass and I got a new 'Gawd' every spring for my boy toy.

Hay..
If were both on Lit.
WHOSE RUNNING THE UNIVERSE??? !!!

 

[Guest]

fiertle? hay? Incomplete .. punctuation? And you complain about my spelling?

No one is running the Universe babe. It sort of runs itself, if you didn't notice.

Are you trying to start something? Some sort of whose bigger, better, and the badder deity around these parts? Shoot out at the O-Jesus-Not-Again corral? I'm here for fun, not to get into some sort of Gawd/dess Pissing Contest. Whatever gender issues or worship issues you bring with you are your own honey. I just want naked women, sex, and preferably Dixon Carter Lee. The man is a hottie. If you want to play deist politics you aren't going to find them with Me.

 

[Gawd]

I unregistered? How did that happen?

 

[cymbidia]

Jeezus.

Here i am trying hard to round up virgins for your Almighty pleasure, just doin my job, and look! You're squabbling right here in public!

How am i supposed to get them to stay for the Big Deflowering (to which Never has apparently consented to be first in line if i hold her hand throughout) if they gotta watch you two going at it like that?

Chill, O Great Gawd/dess, chill.

Go swallow some of the cold black empty of space awhile and let me get the virgins all calmed down and back in line.