mig
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The difference between reality and
romance is indigestion.
A Grand Passion rarely surives a
stuck zipper.
The evening you wear 5" heels on a
blind date,he is 5ft.3.
If he is charming and handsome he'll
turn out to have a collection of
tarantulas in his bedroom.
He's handsome.He's kind.He's
intelligent.He's gay.
Women exist to keep men's sports
equipment clean.
romance is indigestion.
A Grand Passion rarely surives a
stuck zipper.
The evening you wear 5" heels on a
blind date,he is 5ft.3.
If he is charming and handsome he'll
turn out to have a collection of
tarantulas in his bedroom.
He's handsome.He's kind.He's
intelligent.He's gay.
Women exist to keep men's sports
equipment clean.
