Ms Bindii.... in here for a sec...

[Andreina]

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thank you for the stuff you did for my essay i owe you big time, Ms Bindii (and he did bloody well notice that the essay came from Australia )


Halo

 

[Bindii]

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thank you for the stuff you did for my essay i owe you big time, Ms Bindii (and he did bloody well notice that the essay came from Australia )


Halo

Lmao...thanks Little Devil....well did you pass??? (bet you did)

Ummm sorry about him knowing about the Australia thing.....you don't think it was the Kangaroo I enclosed with the essay had anything to do with it do you?

 

[Shaq]

Fosters....Austrailian for beer....


Hi everbody....I'm in here cause this is where the non-sleeping members of the board appear to be....how is everybody....

 

[Andreina]

How I am?

1) Tired (party last night)
2) Slightly Hungover (guess why)
3) Pissed off (lost my mobile phone - yet again)
4) Stressed got my last exam on Wednesday
5) needy

Halo

 

[Bindii]

Fosters....Austrailian for beer....

Uh uh, where I come from xxxx is the name of our beer! (True)

http://www.australianbeers.com/beers/xxxx/product_xxxxbitter2.jpg

Melbourne's got rain and Sydney's got yuppies,
Tassie got the chop and we got lucky,
Nobody does it like up here does it,
We love it up here,
We don't just like it, we love it!
We don't just like it, we love it!
We love it up here,
The people the places, the mates the faces,
The XXXX, yep, the beer up here, we love it up here!

Great XXXX jingle, early 1990s

 

[Shaq]

Wow...if a beer is XXXX then it must pack a punch....here we put X on poison....oh and porn...

 

[Andreina]

Uh uh, where I come from xxxx is the name of our beer! (True)

http://www.australianbeers.com/beers/xxxx/product_xxxxbitter2.jpg

Melbourne's got rain and Sydney's got yuppies,
Tassie got the chop and we got lucky,
Nobody does it like up here does it,
We love it up here,
We don't just like it, we love it!
We don't just like it, we love it!
We love it up here,
The people the places, the mates the faces,
The XXXX, yep, the beer up here, we love it up here!

Great XXXX jingle, early 1990s

you really are in need of some quality entertainment down there, aren't you?

Halo

 

[Bindii]

Oi its almost our national song....

I can feel a fourex coming on
I can feel a fourex coming on
I've got the taste for it!
Just can't wait for it!
I can feel a fourex coming on

(yep thats the real jingle)

http://www.australianbeers.com/beers/xxxx/XXXXland.jpg

 

[Bindii]

Wow...if a beer is XXXX then it must pack a punch....here we put X on poison....oh and porn...

Here xxxx helps us to create our own porn!

Never been a couch potato myself - us Aussies get out there and participate!

 

[Andreina]

Australian Porn

http://www.wolloland.com/pics/n_spass/fun2_091.jpg

 

[Bindii]

Australian Stud

http://www.wolloland.com/pics/n_spass/fun2_091.jpg

http://www.roadkill.com/~stroh/funnies_files/Image16.jpg

SINGLE, BROWN, KANGAROO, VERY MALE, SEEKS SINGLE, FEMALE KANGAROO TO HOP AROUND, MAKE KANGAROO BABIES AND SHARE GREEN BUSHES. HOBBIES INCLUDE HOPPING, CHEWING ON GREEN STUFF AND HOPPING. AGE NOT IMPORTANT. MUST BE A KANGAROO, ENJOY HOPPING AND GREEN STUFF. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY.

 

[Andreina]

ever so suave that Mr Bindii is

Halo

 

[Bindii]

Actually he's not my type......but shaq might like him after a few xxxx's.....

 

[Andreina]

Actually he's not my type......but shaq might like him after a few xxxx's.....

please dont give me a mental image

Halo

 

[Bindii]

please dont give me a mental image

Halo

He'd have to be careful though he could end up in big trouble..

http://www.debsfunpages.com/sillypic4/SUPREM%7E1.jpg

 

[Andreina]

*gg* Bindii, did you ever read "Down Under" by Bill Bryson by any chance?

Halo

 

[Bindii]

*gg* Bindii, did you ever read "Down Under" by Bill Bryson by any chance?

Halo

Lmao - I sure did......dangerous place we live in here - according to Bill!

 

[Andreina]

I loved this book LOL I never knew about the boxjellyfish, the fluffy deadly catapillars or the spiders and snakes.

How about the Australian men? Are they dishy as well?

Halo

 

[Bindii]

I loved this book LOL I never knew about the boxjellyfish, the fluffy deadly catapillars or the spiders and snakes.

How about the Australian men? Are they dishy as well?

Halo

Yeah like I'd still be here if they weren't!

 

[Andreina]

Yeah like I'd still be here if they weren't!

could you pack one up and send him to me please? preferably Ian Thorpe

Halo

 

[Bindii]

could you pack one up and send him to me please? preferably Ian Thorpe

Halo

You can have him - just promise to take him away...

 

[Andreina]

You can have him - just promise to take him away...

trust me, i will make him my own, personal love slave

Halo

 

[Bindii]

Toy boy more like it...

He's all yours.

http://www.altosport.com/t/ian-thorpe/s-000162-tn-002425.jpg

 

[Draco]

XXXX is about the only aussie brewery that NZ doesn't own....

XXXX coz the aussies cant spell beer...LOL

Just kidding Bindii...

 

[Bindii]

XXXX is about the only aussie brewery that NZ doesn't own....

XXXX coz the aussies cant spell beer...LOL

Just kidding Bindii...

Have you just declared war Draco???

Kiwi, sheep & dog
A New Zealander, a sheep and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck.

They found themselves stranded on a desert island and after being there for a while they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down.

One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the Kiwi.

Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the Kiwi took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and lo, and behold, there was another shipwreck.

The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the Kiwi had ever seen.

She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health.

When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual.

It was another beautiful evening: red cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon the New Zealander started to get 'those feelings' again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear...

'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'