Mr T thread

[destinie21]

A thread dedicated to in the words of Mlle " the unbridled majesty of mr T"

I'll get the ball rolling with some of my favorite T quotes








"I pity the fool'!"

"He's on the jazz!"

"T stands for Tuna. T likes Tuna."



"I pity the fool who don't get that finger outa my face"

or another classic.......

"You can't fly that helicopter sucka"

or.......

"I pity the fool who crashes his truck and then goes crying home to his momma"

"I ain't talking to no invisible animals sucker"

 

[oggbashan]

Who is or was Mr T?

Og

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Who is or was Mr T?

Og

Og, for a man who listens to long-hair music, you're SO culturally challenged. Mr. T is a muscular, flamboyant character (mohawk haircut) who became a celebrity thanks to a TV show, The A Team. He was the other boxer in one of the Rocky movies and does some ads.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[pop_54]

Ohhhhh

Og, for a man who listens to long-hair music, you're SO culturally challenged. Mr. T is a muscular, flamboyant character (mohawk haircut) who became a celebrity thanks to a TV show, The A Team. He was the other boxer in one of the Rocky movies and does some ads.

Rumple Foreskin

Oh that Mr T.

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Christ on a cracker, RF-

Did you perhaps, um, forget to mention his CARTOON and subsequent cereal? You know, with sweet and crunchy little T's??? Part of a nutritious breakfast??

Uh-huh, I thought not!

 

[Chicklet]

droooool....Mr T cereal.....aaaaahhhh.....

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Christ on a cracker, RF-

Did you perhaps, um, forget to mention his CARTOON and subsequent cereal? You know, with sweet and crunchy little T's??? Part of a nutritious breakfast??

Uh-huh, I thought not!

You're right. Thank Gawd Almighty, you're right. One of the advantages of being an old fart is having avoided Mr. T cereal and cartoons. One of the disadvantages is suffering from CRS syndrome and not being able to recall the name of that Rocky movie or, even worse, the name of his character-Clubber something or other, I think.

Ramblin' Rumple

 

[MathGirl]

the name of his character-Clubber something or other, I think.

Dear Rumple,
Clubber Lang, I think. He was a real sweetheart.
MG

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Dear Rumple,
Clubber Lang, I think. He was a real sweetheart.
MG

Bless you my dear; I do believe you're right.
RF

 

[MathGirl]

Bless you my dear; I do believe you're right.
RF

Dear Rumple,
That's just my photogenic mammary at work again.
MG

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

WOW.

That's almost as cool as Blacksnake's magic cock!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Dear Rumple,
That's just my photogenic mammary at work again.
MG

Well, I've gotta admit there's damn little, if anything, about me that's photogenic. However, despite suffering from CRS syndrome, I do have a pornographic memory.

RF

 

[MathGirl]

despite suffering from CRS syndrome,RF

Dear Rumple,
Okay, someone has to do it. What's the CRS syndrome?
MG

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

I pity the fool
who'd try to shove a cell phone
up Mister T's ass

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Dear Rumple,
Okay, someone has to do it. What's the CRS syndrome?
MG

Sorry about that. I wasn't trying to be abtuse or esoteric but I'd mentioned it on another thread and didn't want to be thought of as one of those old farts who go around blathering even when they can't remember what they're talking about-honest.

Anyway, CRS = Can't Remember Shit

RF = Rumple Foreskin

 

[destinie21]

"T "dont pay sucka
he dials straight down the middle
saves money calling collect

 

[destinie21]

Mr T

Look at this http://www.stupid.com/images/gifts/mrTbook.jpg