Mr and Mrs Claus have a Brand New Bag

[MtnAngelWV]

OOC: Have you ever wondered what Santa Claus and his helpers would do if they retired? Mrs. Claus made a suggestion one day that St Nick just could not refuse. That was the June day that they closed the North Pole and moved to Nevada. The rumor is that they are into some kinky acts.


IC: My husband, Santa or Nick as I call him, has always been such a workaholic. Christmas Eve, of course, was the busiest day of the year. But all round the calendar he and the elves were busy making toys while I slaved away in the kitchen.

Then one day the idea came to me. I had walked in on one of the elves masturbating, shattering the notion that elves were, well, small. The inspiration of our newest venture was born on that day. Kids should not be the only people enjoying the workmanship of my little helpers. The next morning we packed up and all moved to Nevada.

 

[Anakin20]

Nick

Nevada? Not my idea of peaceful, but I knew my wife had some sort of idea. Now I hoped she'd share it with me...I was busy with toymaking, since we kept the factory open...for now.

 

[mars99]

Grendel, head elf

Year after year the same thing. Wake up early, make toys all day, go to bed, repeat the next day. Santa's sweatshop was getting to be quite a grind for us elves. The tubby old man wouldn't even let us out for a night on the proverbial town, not that there was much to do in the frozen wasteland we called home. And, damn, Santa wouldn't even let the male and female elves intermingle at all! He wanted us to focus on our work. If it weren't for the raids we made on his "hidden" porno collection, we would have no sexual release at all. It was rather embarrasing the day Mrs. Claus caught me stroking myself, but exciting too. Not ever having had a full size woman, I played the fantasy over and over in my mind, Mrs. Claus always taking center stage. What's this? We're moving to Nevada? OOOOOOO, let the good times roll!!

 

[MtnAngelWV]

OOC: Glad to have my husband and "head" elf on board, Anakin and Mars. Does anyone know Mrs. Claus's first name? lol I have no idea.

Also looking for some female elves or citizens of Nevada or whatever else!! An endless possibility for players! And more guys too!!


IC: I sat on Nick's lap while he was busy making more toys. I had been previously banished from the workshop since the time I made the anatomically correct Ken doll. I had to do some pretty fast talking to enter the room today.

"Would you like to know what I want for Christmas, Santa?" I whispered into his ear. "I want to go to Nevada and open up shop there! But first I want a candy cane." A glisten appearing in both of our eyes.

 

[Anakin20]

Nick

I looked over at the head elf, the one my wife, Holly (not bad, huh?) found stroking his, well, mammoth cock, (That had gotten her so horny, we banged for about eight hours before sleeping a bit and doing it again for a couple of hours.) and said, "tell the boys to take five." I looked at my wife's face, beautiful after all these years (another bonus of North Pole life) and said, "Heck, let 'em take an afternoon off. Have a party with the females or something."

I picked my wife up and carried her off to our room, divesting her of her clothing as we went. By the time we got to the foot of our bed, she was naked, and I was just sporting the red pants.

"Here's your candy cane, love," I said, dropping the red pants to expose my hard cock with its angry red head.

 

[MtnAngelWV]

OOC: Thanks Anakin-I like the name!


IC: Nick was still a youthful man and he adeptly carried me into our bedroom. I was in the prime of my life and still quite sexual! I loved the taste of him. He really did taste like candy and smelled of peppermint.

As he dropped his red pants I knelt on the floor and took his half hardened member into my ,mouth, licking and sucking alternately. I could feel him growing in size inside of my hot mouth. (he was not quite as big as Grendel, but he was damn close to it). With him inside of his mouth I raised my head to look into his eyes. His cheeks were flushed with wanting me rather than from the cold. I cupped his balls with my left hand, rolling them gently around. As I took the length of him down into my throat, I could taste his sweet juice in the back of my mouth. "Mmmmm," I murmured. I stroked his cock with my hand and mouth at the same time, bringing him to the brink of an explosion.

 

[Anakin20]

Nick

She always knew how to get me going really quickly and her hands kneading and caressing my balls while her hot throat sucked me hard was enough, I yelled, "On, Dasher and Dancer!" and came, copious amounts of hot cum scalded the back of her throat. I heard her moan with delight as my seed painted the roof of her mouth.
I sighed, then let my cock drop from her mouth.

"My turn," I said.

 

[mars99]

Grendel

Oh, how I was aching for release! I had made a nice assortment of blowup dolls for myself over the years, complete with vibrating mouths and genitals, but until the boss would give us some freedom, the idea of a real vagina would have to remain a fantasy.

Did I hear correctly? The afternoon off? WooHoo! Santa must be gettin' some these days or something! I was in the shop alone however, the other elves still taking care of their morning hard-ons and dripping pussies by themselves in bed. Oh, well, I'll just follow the grunts and groans I'm hearing. I peeked in the keyhole of Santa and Holly's door. Using both hands I hoisted my monster from my candy striped trousers and watched it grow. When erect it stuck out further than I was tall! I jerked myself with both hands as I watched the spectacular head job boss was getting. Lusting after Holly's luscious breasts and gleaming butt cheeks, I almost spurted a load of elf juice right on the door. Being bold in my rapture, I pushed the door open and stood before the couple, stroking and grunting in little high pitched elf groans....

 

[ariosto]

There is a dearth of entertainment at the North Pole after Christmas

OOC:
Allright gals, let's see how kinky you really are, Siameese Twin midgets. A first for me too.



IC:
Cum spattered on the frosty paned window like sleet, as Wee and Wak, the Siamese Twin Elves
jerked off too the arousing sight of Momma and Papa Claus rutting ourageously on the bed. Behind them all the other little boy elves were leaping up and down for their turn.

"We need our cute little girl elves back Wee"
said Wak.

"They all ran off with Rudolph Wee, when they found out it wasn't his nose that glows."

Wee and Wak have the faces of cherubs, the woodies of a mule and voices straight from the Wizard of OZ

 

[MtnAngelWV]

OOC: I hope we get some gals in on the kink here. I am exhausted just thinking about how I will please the siamese twins by myself. LOL Not to mention Long Dong Elf Grendel LOL

IC: Nick's juices spurting down my throat felt amazing. As soon as I felt his orgasmic penial contractions I became moist. My thighs became wet anticipating Nick's next move. He had never failed to satiate me with his wonderous tongue.

 

[Honey_B]

Lily Shortenbum

OCC: If I may interject a little estrogen into this thread, short though it may be (pun intended my little elf friends)

IC:Lily Shortenbum fanned her flushed face. "Geesh, the air-conditoning don't even work is dis dump," she grumbled to herself. She was pissed off, pissed off and hot. Ever since her low-down-dirty-cheatin' pig of a husband left her, Lily's life had gone seriously downhill.

She was actually a stunningly beautiful brunette with wide grey eyes and a cupid's bow mouth which at the moment was curved into an ugly sneer.

Something had to be done about this shop. After her husband left her, Lily found herself the sole owner of the sleaziest sex shop in Vegas. She looked around at the merchandise. It was all tawdy and cheaply made in some country Lily couldn't even pronounce. Lily had a whole box of dildos that customers had to return when they snapped off in use. Her idiot of a husband tried to glue them back together and sell them at 1/2 price. Lily had put her foot down on that little scheme.

Lily had wanted to make "Lily's World" into a place where lovers could go to buy tasteful gifts that would make each other happy. She wanted to bring erotic luxury toys to this corner of Nevada. The Shortenbums had never had that kind of money to put into quality inventory, so they had just sold junk.

And now that Lon had left, Lily wanted to sell the place. She decided to place ads in every newspaper she could get her hands on, even ones that went to the North Pole. She wanted out that fast. She put the want-ad subscription forms on the counter, and then realized she couldn't see the top of it. Lily grabbed a crate from the back and put it by the counter. She climbed up... still too short. She went and got another crate. Damn! Finally, after stacking three crates and climbing up on top of them, she was tall enough.

That's right, Lily was short. Three feet short, she liked to tell people. Don't call her midget, dwarf, or little person. Lily liked to be called short. It was an especially sensitive subject because Lon, her 3 foot, 2 inch louse of a husband, had run off with the tallest showgirl on the strip. Lily had good reason to be pissed off.

She filled out the want ad forms for more newspapers than she could count. The ad read:

Business Opportunity, Las Vegas Area
Small retail store/Large attached warehouse/
Inventory included with purchase price
-- novelty items of a sexual nature,
some used. Also included, large revolving neon
sign, reading "Lily's World."
Contact Lily Shortenbum,
555-1212

Lily sent them off to their respective newspapers and hoped for the best.

OCC: If this isn't a direction you want to go in, blow Lily off. I'm sure she won't mind (Yah, right ) Just kidding!

 

[MtnAngelWV]

OOC: Love the character Honey and welcome aboard!

 

[Anakin20]

Nick

My tongue snaked into my wife's hole, tasting her cinnamon-and-spices tasting juices. She writhed around on the bed, making my dick start to get hard again.

I thought I heard something behind me, but I was too busy to look.

 

[MtnAngelWV]

The common misconception among the lay person was that Santa licked a lot of candy canes. But I can tell you for a fact that I am his favorite confection. His skills of cunningless were unmatched by anyone I had known. His tongue was darting in and out of me bringing me to the brink of orgasm over and over again. I run my hands through the top of my hair, gripping each lock with force, as I scream out his name. My juices spew out onto him. I feel that I am being watched but this only ignites my passion further.

 

[Anakin20]

Santa getting sum!

I greedily drank down her juices, and kept licking for more, her taste was like ambrosia to me, making me want more and more. My cock had returned to hardness, and I contemplated feeding its length into her waiting channel. But I simply needed more juice, so I licked more furiously at her clit, working a finger, then two into her hot box.

 

[ariosto]

Their cute little noses pressed against the window, Wee and Wak ignore the furious munchkins below them trying to knock over the ladder, and decide they can manage at least one more quickie.
It's been 10 minutes after all... And the they didn't have the delightful site of Santa's rosey rump rising up between Moma's open thighs while he
gamouched her with holiday delight.
They had often considered how with their unique 'arrangement' they could service Mamaclaus better than the old man, two tongues after all are better than one... one at the front and one at the back.

By mutual and long standing agreement, Wee grabbed Wak's and Wak grabbed Wee's and they beat each other off furiously to the frustrated chorus of groaning elves down below.

 

[mars99]

Grendel

My arms were getting tired from jerking off so I decided to go read the want ads for a while. (how's that for a clever transition? ) OH, what's this? The first ad I looked at read:

Business Opportunity, Las Vegas Area
Small retail store/Large attached warehouse/
Inventory included with purchase price
-- novelty items of a sexual nature,
some used. Also included, large revolving neon
sign, reading "Lily's World."
Contact Lily Shortenbum,
555-1212

Gee, this sounds tailor made for an operation like ours! Amazing how things work out like that sometimes. Without hesitation, I picked up the phone and called Lily. Oooooo, she had the voice of an angel! I fell in love instantly over the telephone lines. As we discussed business I tried to picture what she looked like, dressed and then undressed. Mmmmmm...my mammoth elf cock rose once again as her sweet voice purred into my ear, telling me graphic details of her store and the items therin. I was Head Elf in charge of Business Affairs so I closed the deal to buy her store and told her we'd be there shortly, after my bosses were finished fucking in the room next door.

"I soooo look forward to meeting you, Lily." I said seductively, as I again began stroking my length. "By the way, what are you wearing now, hmm?"

 

[Honey_B]

OCC: Now, for something a little silly... But all in good, clean fun.

BIC: Lily hadn't gotten a single, stinkin response from her ad. "Who'd want this heap of crap, anyway," she said to herself as she patched another hole in 'Ginger,' the blow-up 'fun' doll she had displayed in the front window. Lily felt as deflated as the doll looked. Her spirits were never lower.

Then... the phone rang. Lily picked it up, and barked into the phone, "Yah, waddaya want?" The most cheerful male voice she had ever heard said that he had seen her ad. Lily felt her spirits rise a tick. She answered all his questions trying to sound a little nicer. The longer she talked, the better she felt. His merry voice made her feel good all over. And, it wasn't just because he and his firm, which he called his "workshop," were interested in her place. Talking to him almost made her feel happy.

Then he said in his cheery voice, "I soooo look forward to meeting you, Lily. By the way, what are you wearing now, hmm?" Lily actually giggled. She hadn't giggled since... long before Former President Clinton had developed a taste for cigars. "Waddam-I wearin'?" Lily looked down at the world's most unattractive smock covering blah clothes. "Why I'm awearin' the cutest lil dress that clings to ev'ry one of my curves like it don't want ta let go." Lily giggled again.

 

[MtnAngelWV]

After Nick had brought me to the height of my orgasm he sliped the length of him into my awaiting cavity. Another misconception of the lay person: Santa only came once a year! Nick usually came at least twice a day. But I am not spreading that holiday cheer around.

Once we had finished making love and were thoroughly spent, I told Nick about my idea. We agreed to allow Grendel to handle the business end of finding the new shop.

 

[mars99]

Grendel

Oooooo..I had the perfect picture of Lily dancing through my brain--5'10" tall, blonde hair, blue eyes, long, shapely legs. The kind of women I'd heard lived down there in the land of showgirls and sex.

"He he he he" I chuckled giddily at the sultry beauty I was sure I was talking to. "Clingin' to awwwlll yer curves, eh? Oooooo...." My tiny elf grunts grew quicker as my horny, devilish little hand pumped harder and harder on my phallus.

"Now Lily, we here at the workshop are master crafstmen. Everything we put our hands on ends up cumming out beautifully! I would like to get a feel for your products so I will ask you to remove your clothes, choose the sex toy of your choice and use it on yourself, describing to me exactly how the product makes you feel so I will know where improvements can be made. He he he he!"

I sat back and awaited her response, masturbating on the kitchen phone just outside Mr. and Mrs. Claus' room, knowing Holly might catch me again, secretly hoping she would! He he he he.......

 

[ariosto]

Having now completely opaqued the window with frozen joy juice, Wee and Wak decided to leave Nick and Holly to their fun and go bother Grendel. They left behind the sound of angry elves with chipping hammers and ran to the front of the house.

"Look Wee he's on the phone again!"
The head Elf was known for the enormous stable of Cyber Lovers he supposedly possessed. At least he said he did.

" I bet it's that bitty from the Upper Stockholm Home for Iron Workers Widows!"

Wee always the skeptic, shook his head.
"No it's probably his Mother in Nome. You know how he dotes on her."


"Let's find out."

The two (sort of)elves snuck in the side door and picked up the phone in the jacuzzi room.

By the way what are you wearing now, hmmm?"

Wak winked.
"It ain't his Mom"

The horny little devils grabbed each others woodies and waited.

 

[Anakin20]

Nick

"Well, we should probably tell him, I'm sure he'll be thrilled," I said.
I put a robe on, and looked again at my wife's nude form, which never ceased to thrill me. I felt a stirring that might have to be quieted later. I opened the door and almost bowled Grendel over. The little elf was on the phone playing with his huge (for an elf) cock!

"Holly, hon," I said. "You might want to see this."

 

[Honey_B]

Lily held the phone away from her ear and stared at it. "Was he serious?" she thought.

Lily decided that he must be so she said into the receiver, "Well, yah, okay. Hold a minute."

Lily walked over to the display of vibrators. All of them were of the ugliest shades imaginable. To no one in particular, Lily said, "Watta ya expect when ya buy your merchandise outta some sleezebag's station wagon like my dipshit Lon did."

Lily selected the least repulsive shade and opened the package. She found some batteries, inserted them, and walked back to the phone. Then she remembered she had to remove all her clothes. She did this to, feeling more than a little self-conscious.

Picking up the phone, she stuck it in the crook of her neck. Into it, she said, "Hi, still there? Yah, I've got me a toy. I picked out a vibrator, 7 inches long. Ok, I'm turning it on..." Lily turned the vibrator onto low.

The loud, obnoxious hum of a cheap vibrator filled the room, sounding like a sick lawnmower. Lily looked at the vibrator. It was barely vibrating! She turned the speed to medium. She only got a pathetic increase in power. Lily cranked the thing all the way up to high. It seemed fine so she started massaging her pussy with it.

"I'm startin to massage my pussy with it. Now... I'm taking the vibrator and massaging my clit. Ooooh, it feels soooooo good. It's getting me wet, very wet. I'm sliding the vibrator inta me. Yessssss, I love the way dat feels. I'm gettin sooo excited. I'm slidin the vibrator in and ou-"

The vibrator's motor had cut out and fallen silent.

"Shit! Excuse me, hold on a sec."

Lily withdraw the vibrator and starting beating it on the counter. The thing roared to life.

"Sorry about that. Yessss, this vibrator feels so good in my pus-"

The vibrator's motor had stopped again.

"Damn piece a shit!"

Lily banged the vibrator against the counter, but this time it failed to start. In frustration she threw it across the room where it knocked over 'Ginger' who promptly sprung another leak.

"Aaaaaah! The damn vibrator went onna fritz. I sure hope your workshop makes betta stuff dan this. My merchandise, it's a woman's worst nightmare."

 

[MtnAngelWV]

As I exit our bedroom I hear Nick telling me I need to come and se "this." Curiosoty getting the better of me I peek my head around the corner. Sure enough it was Grendel and he had that monster in his hand again. I turn and nod my head to Nick.

"Nick, my Kringle, we need to get these boys out of the North Pole. They need to be exposed to more women." With a gleam in my eye I go back into the bedroom and begin packing our bags!

 

[mars99]

Grendel

"Ooooooo, he he he" I grunted in a high pitched cackle. "Give it to me bebby. Yeah, that's it. Pump that little puss puss, he he he." My hand flew furiously over my cock as I listened to Lily's exploits. Visions of my recent glance at Holly's headjob on Santa and pictures of Lily's titties and cunt lips flew through my mind as I prepared to dump a load on the kitchen table. But just then-

"Damn piece a shit!" I heard the obnoxious vibe being hurled across the room just as Santa and Holly burst in on my private party. "He he, like whatcha see, bebby?" I muttered to Mrs. Claus as her luscious boobies jiggled under her blouse. But she didn't hear me. She only said, "Nick, my Kringle, we need to get these boys out of the North Pole. They need to be exposed to more women." WOOHOO!!! Babeland, here we come!!!

"Lily, hold that thought! I'm a comin' to getcha! Wee and Wak--get your perverted asses off the phone and get packed. Weez iz goin' to VEGAS!!!!!!!!He he he he he....."