Angelina Jolie!! I've been told I sort of resemble her, when I'm pissed and I have my strappy shirt on that is!! Ok, it was only like twice, but it counts!!
It would be an ass kicking movie, most definitely!
It would be rated R, in the action section.
It would be called, All Riled Up.
It would probably suck, but it would have the ass kicking, and of course me (I'd be the stunt double) having sex with Banderas. Many, many times.