Movie: Postman

[p_p_man]

Re: Book? What book?

Kevin Costner.....just so damned monotone.

If you want monotone how about Clint Eastwood. I don't think the guy knows how to inflect.

As I was saying.

To me good old Clint has got the most boring voice in movies.

 

[Renegade]

My super quick reviews.

Postman: Sucked.

Armageddon: Not great, but a lot better then many give it credit for.

 

[RisiaSkye]

Postman: Sucked out loud. I liked this movie better when it was all wet and called Waterworld. Mind you, it sucked then too. But it had Dennis Hopper, Grand Poobah of crap, and I say that with reverence.

Armageddon: Who knew there was a movie that could actually be beneath Bruce Willis' meager talents? A disturbing waste of Steve Buscemi and Ben Affleck. Hell, even a waste of good ole' boy Billy Bob. I even liked that gawdawful, neverending Aerosmith song better than this stinkburger. A great big flaming pile of flamingo dung. Dig that going-for-your-emotions Liv-gets-married montage at the end. That's really the capper.

 

[Renegade]

Where's Leonard Maltin when we need him?

 

[RisiaSkye]

Renegade

Aw, come on...Maltin can't call something a flaming pile of flamingo dung--kids might see the paper/broadcast. I have no such hangups.

 

[Renegade]

Good point.

 

[RisiaSkye]

Renegade

*fake blush* Aww, you're just saying that so I'll give you a lap dance.

 

[Renegade]

RisiaSkye

A man can wish, can't he?