Move over Real Doll, bye bye cyber sex..

[InternationalFunboy]

I don't know about cybering, it got old for me really fast. But I decided not to sit around feeling unfullfilled; I would do something about it!
All of my dreams were answered when I got my Minxie Doll in the mail. Minxie Doll is my one and only....tell 'em all about her!

That's right...
Built for Oral! Fellas, order your Minxie Doll today! From our factory to your arms (and on your johnson!) in two days.
Minxie Doll loves to love you. Give her massages and dress her up anyway you like!

Minxie Doll giggles with glee when you slob her pink pieces! Feel the heat of Real Passion (tm) as Minxie Doll cums like a machine gun!

The standard Minxie Doll comes with one outfit of your choice complete with accessories. But for those needing a bit more let me intoduce our Number One LoverMan package. With this Minxie Doll comes with three complete outfits and two swimsuits of your choice. But that's not all. Enhanced Minxie Doll (tm) comes with AI technology! Thats right she can fall in love with you....! Minxie Doll remembers your first kiss, your favorite restaurant, the clothes you like to see her prance about in!

Minxie Doll is soft, fleshy, and bathtub safe.
$2995.95 includes shipping. Order today!

Coming soon! Malibu Minxie!

 

[freakygirl]

Any plans on making an InternationalFunboy doll??

 

[lilminx]

So, you found out my secret then...

I am not a real person- I'm just a doll....

 

[Zamdrist]

Minxie Doll is soft, fleshy, and bathtub safe.
$2995.95 includes shipping. Order today!

Minixie Doll

 

[Cloak38]

I'll take two...

just put it on the card...

 

[Laurel]

Re: Re: Move over Real Doll, bye bye cyber sex..

Minixie Doll

She looks a little...small...

 

[Zephan]

Does she come with a money back guarantee???

And if over the years the two of you grow apart does she get the house and half of everything you worked for???

 

[Lasz]

3000 dollars?
Cant you get a russian mail order bride for that price.
That not only loves you but does all the chores around the house, for that price?

 

[Lasz]

3000 dollars?
Cant you get a russian mail order bride for that price.
That not only loves you but does all the chores around the house, for that price?
And above all things is a REAL human being?!

laz

 

[MissTaken]

So, you found out my secret then...

I am not a real person- I'm just a doll....

You sure are!

 

[SexySlut2]

Hell, for 3000 dollars, I can be a doll!

 

[lilminx]

You sure are!

Aww, thank you , Miss T- I think you're a sweetheart as well.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

She's not going on sale, folks. What's three large? cheapskates...

A lifetime of love, devotion, adventure and all sorts of sex: Greased up buttafouco style...
Trailerpark tease shit...
Farmer's daughter couldn't be hotter...
Penthouse slut...
Frisco hippy bone smoking...
Butt bongoing...
Spank me and I'll spank you back.
It can all be yours...

FreakyGurl - The IFB prototype is the only working copy. After he became aware he smashed the equipment and burned all records ensuring his uniqueness. The list to purchase is a long one, shall I put you on it? ;-)
Laurel - She comes in only one size but fits like a glove.
Zephan - Why would you marry a doll?
Cloak - how about the Cutesy Bi twins option?

Check out these ringing endorsements:

"We like to wear each other's clothes. Minxie Doll is great!"
- Jack Nicholson

"The strap-on option along with the flexibility of Minxie Doll make my thighs quiver!"
- Tom Cruise

"Minxie Doll makes this house a home, I LOVE Minxie Doll!"
- Martha Stewart

"Minxie Doll taught my children to read! She came out at exactly the same time as I did, too!"
- Rosie O'Donnell

 

[freakygirl]

FreakyGurl - The IFB prototype is the only working copy. After he became aware he smashed the equipment and burned all records ensuring his uniqueness. The list to purchase is a long one, shall I put you on it? ;-)

Yes, I'd appreciate being added to the list.

I would wait a lifetime for my IFB doll...

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Yes, I'd appreciate being added to the list.

I would wait a lifetime for my IFB doll...

You are in good comapny...
Famke Janssen, Claire Forlani, The Kates Hudson and Beckinsale, Cate Blanchett, Jennifer Connelly, Parker Posey, Zooey Deschanel have all made offers in the millions........he stubbornly turns them all down.

I think IFB just wants to be LOVED....

 

[Rubyfruit]

Check out these ringing endorsements:

"We like to wear each other's clothes. Minxie Doll is great!"
- Jack Nicholson

"The strap-on option along with the flexibility of Minxie Doll make my thighs quiver!"
- Tom Cruise

"Minxie Doll makes this house a home, I LOVE Minxie Doll!"
- Martha Stewart

"Minxie Doll taught my children to read! She came out at exactly the same time as I did, too!"
- Rosie O'Donnell

You roll me, Funboy.

 

[freakygirl]

You are in good comapny...
Famke Janssen, Claire Forlani, The Kates Hudson and Beckinsale, Cate Blanchett, Jennifer Connelly, Parker Posey, Zooey Deschanel have all made offers in the millions........he stubbornly turns them all down.

I think IFB just wants to be LOVED....

I would love you long time