mouth like a sailor

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Don't ask me why. I just fucking feel like it, today.
 
That's Fucking outrageous! How the hell can you talk like that? That's just shitty!
 
I have those moods.

That's why I started a "Fuck You" thread a week or so ago.
I really felt much better for doing it. *smiles*
 
I had a chef who used to say something similar about me.

"Melanie? She's a great girl, excellent worker, but she has a fucking mouth like a truck driver."

incidently, he was the first person to ever make me chef. I miss him.

meanwhile back at the fucking farm...
 
I'm glad someone else fucking said it because it is just one of those miserable god damn days when I want to strangle every bloody bastard that crosses my path.

Hmmm.....feel a bit better now....
 
Actually, sailors and their dirty mouths were an instrumental reason behind why we can enjoy orange juice concentrates.
 
perky_baby said:
Don't ask me why. I just fucking feel like it, today.

It all stems from your time at art school. There are no girls in the world (that I've met at any rate) that curse worse than Philly girls. I learned this down the Shore when I was about 15. There was a group of girls from Philly, some of the little ones were only 10 or 11, and they said things I never heard before or since.
 
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kotori said:


It all stems from your time at art school. There are no girls in the world (that I've met at any rate) that curse worse than Philly girls. I learned this down the Shore when I was about 15. There was a group of girls from Philly, some of the little ones were only 10 or 11, and they said things I never heard before or since.

lol. You know, viejo, that along with my culinary education, I think you're fucking right.
 
AARRRRRRRRRGH!
SWAB THE POOPDECK MAY-TEE
ON YOUR KNEES WENCH---------THAR SHE BLOWS!!!




What did Captain Hook die from?





Jock Itch!!!:D
 
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*bratcat* said:


Well, I have told you the only place where I want your fucking mouth...or is that I want to fuck your mouth? ;)

you're a slut:eek:

















snicker
 
Oh for shit-eating love of fucking christ assfucking a pigeon's craphole, fucking swearing like bleeding horseshit falling out of your cocksucking mouth ain't something to be jizzing over you fuckers.
 
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perky_baby said:
lol. You know, viejo, that along with my culinary education, I think you're fucking right.
Fuck yeah, I'm fucking right. And it was a fucking all-women's school too, no? Hot beds of the most vile, replusive, heinous fucking language.

Bryn Marw? Don't get me started!
 
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kotori said:
Fuck yeah, I'm fucking right. And it was a fucking all-women's school too, no? Hot beds of the most vile, replusive, heinous fucking language.

Bryn Marw? Don't get me started!

all women art college... fuck you, Viejo. Now I'm fucking horny. GoddamniiiiiiiiiiiiitTT!!!!!!!
 
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perky_baby said:
fuck you, Viejo
That's the best offer I've had in a long time--motherfucking kidnapping anyone?
 
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kotori said:
That's the best offer I've had in a long time--motherfucking kidnapping anyone?

You'd never make it out of the car, on second thought, that's a small car.

fuck:D
 
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