KillerMuffin
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Were you digging around in Kid Rock's photo album again? You av not only has a mullet on his head, he has a mullet on his chest. I wonder if he has a mullet for his penis.
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Marxist
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Just shut up and enjoy the porn. You said it yourself, we have little tiime left.
http://cumondagny.com/bonus/freepics/image_a4.jpg
http://cumondagny.com/bonus/freepics/image_a4.jpg
KillerMuffin
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I take it she likes Peter North.
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I didn't realize Blossom was doing porno now.
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My name is Blaine.
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modest mouse said:
Oohh, can we make out to OMD?
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alexandraaah said:
The ball is in your court. So to speak.
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modest mouse said:
Really?
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alexandraaah said:
Yes.
(gulp)
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Nice way to get out of laying claim to a pussy mullet.
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KillerMuffin said:
Maybe its the Scotch but Huh?
How about a 200 word flash fiction about you fucking me in the shower?
To make amends.
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I like that. I'm anal this week so stick it in my ass.
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Fuck...
I meant you should whip one up, not me. I cannot write worth a fuck besides I remember dropping some porn on your ass in the past. Time to reciprocate.
Catch my (cum covered) drift?
I meant you should whip one up, not me. I cannot write worth a fuck besides I remember dropping some porn on your ass in the past. Time to reciprocate.
Catch my (cum covered) drift?
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It's not 200 words, deal with it.
My bad.
Here we go!
"Well, I suppose a Kia could be sexy if I was drunk enough."
"It's just a car, Muff. It gets me where I want to go."
"Where do you want to go?"
"Right up your pussy, baby."
"No." Mouse frowned and opened his mouth. Before he could get a good head of steam going over the teasing she'd been doing for the last three hours she said, "I want it in my ass. Can you handle that?"
"With pleasure."
"Thought so. Take me out to the lake."
"Which one?"
"The one where grown ups who get naked hang out. You've got those in this place, right?"
"No."
"Fake it. This is a fantasy."
"Right." He was pretty sure that she was mildly insane. What the hell, when an insane chick wants you to dick her ass, you don't say no.
He found a spot to park near a semi-public fountain. A fake lake. She hopped out and pulled her shirt off, throwing it at him. He watched her ass wiggle while she shoved her shorts down. She grinned at him over her shoulder. "Lick my ass, baby."
He sank his fingers into her pussy instead. She skipped away from him and stepped into the fountain. He clambered out and left his clothes on the seat. He wouldn't be needing those. She stood, arching her body and reaching over her head, under the shower of water coming from some marble fish's mouth. He joined her, his lips latching onto the spot under her ear. Her pliant body wrapped around his and her agile fingers wrapped around his dick.
"Here." She pressed something cold and hard into his hand. It wasn't a condom. "Use your fingers and stick it in my ass. Then on your cock."
"You weren't kidding about getting it up the ass."
"Definitely not. I never kid about a good ass fucking."
She braced her hands on the marble in the middle of the fountain and lifted her ass up for him. The water crashed along the small of her back and dripped down her thighs. She had an ass that just begged to be fucked. He coated his dick and then squirted up her ass.
Her butt wiggled against his crotch, making it a little difficult to find the hole. He grabbed a hip and tried to hold her still while he line up. After a few false starts he found her rosebud and sank inside. The first thing he noticed was the incredible heat sucking at the head of his cock. The second thing he noticed was how tight it was. She grunted and jerked under him while he eased in deeper.
It was like a fist, only better because she squeezed all of him without hurting. He took a hip in each hand and held her study for a good, heavy fucking. The water splashed off of her lower back and onto his chest with each stroke and worked it's way between them. The cool of the water licked at his shaft until he plunged it inside. The contrast made the smooth welcome from her ass seem like a burning inferno.
The cum boiled in his balls and all he could think was that it was strange that a girl named "Muff" wanted it in the "ass."
My bad.
Here we go!
"Well, I suppose a Kia could be sexy if I was drunk enough."
"It's just a car, Muff. It gets me where I want to go."
"Where do you want to go?"
"Right up your pussy, baby."
"No." Mouse frowned and opened his mouth. Before he could get a good head of steam going over the teasing she'd been doing for the last three hours she said, "I want it in my ass. Can you handle that?"
"With pleasure."
"Thought so. Take me out to the lake."
"Which one?"
"The one where grown ups who get naked hang out. You've got those in this place, right?"
"No."
"Fake it. This is a fantasy."
"Right." He was pretty sure that she was mildly insane. What the hell, when an insane chick wants you to dick her ass, you don't say no.
He found a spot to park near a semi-public fountain. A fake lake. She hopped out and pulled her shirt off, throwing it at him. He watched her ass wiggle while she shoved her shorts down. She grinned at him over her shoulder. "Lick my ass, baby."
He sank his fingers into her pussy instead. She skipped away from him and stepped into the fountain. He clambered out and left his clothes on the seat. He wouldn't be needing those. She stood, arching her body and reaching over her head, under the shower of water coming from some marble fish's mouth. He joined her, his lips latching onto the spot under her ear. Her pliant body wrapped around his and her agile fingers wrapped around his dick.
"Here." She pressed something cold and hard into his hand. It wasn't a condom. "Use your fingers and stick it in my ass. Then on your cock."
"You weren't kidding about getting it up the ass."
"Definitely not. I never kid about a good ass fucking."
She braced her hands on the marble in the middle of the fountain and lifted her ass up for him. The water crashed along the small of her back and dripped down her thighs. She had an ass that just begged to be fucked. He coated his dick and then squirted up her ass.
Her butt wiggled against his crotch, making it a little difficult to find the hole. He grabbed a hip and tried to hold her still while he line up. After a few false starts he found her rosebud and sank inside. The first thing he noticed was the incredible heat sucking at the head of his cock. The second thing he noticed was how tight it was. She grunted and jerked under him while he eased in deeper.
It was like a fist, only better because she squeezed all of him without hurting. He took a hip in each hand and held her study for a good, heavy fucking. The water splashed off of her lower back and onto his chest with each stroke and worked it's way between them. The cool of the water licked at his shaft until he plunged it inside. The contrast made the smooth welcome from her ass seem like a burning inferno.
The cum boiled in his balls and all he could think was that it was strange that a girl named "Muff" wanted it in the "ass."
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I 
thee.
thee.
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modest mouse said:I
*covers face with arm and sobs dramatically*
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Should I C'nP or should I come up with something new...
*grins*
*grins*
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Marxist said:
Maxy, your av is gross.
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KillerMuffin said:
You've more than earned the right to C n P this post.
Alex, cheer up girl. You know you are my Tuesday fuck.
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modest mouse said:
Gross.
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modest mouse said:
There is NO Wednesday fuck.
