Todd-'o'-Vision
Super xVirgin Man
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This Mountain man is living alone for 20 years and decides to go to town
to see if he can get laid. He goes to the tavern and asks the bartender
if there are any women in town. No, but there is old Joe. The mountain
man says no thanks, I'm not into that, just give me a shot of whiskey.
He drinks that and goes back home. The next week he goes to town again.
He asks the same bartender the same question and gets the same reply.
No, but we got old Joe. Again the mountain man says no, I'm not into
that, but I will have a shot of whiskey. So he has his shot. Then
another, and another, and another... After all those shots, he asks the
bartender about old Joe, because he is pretty horny and well, who would
know anyway. So the bartender send him to the back room to butt fuck old
Joe. Afterward the mountain man goes home.
The next week he comes back to town and is talking with the bartender
and he says man I don't want anyone to know about what I did last week,
are you sure that no one will know? I'm not gay or anything, but I'd
kind of like to go at it again. The bartender replies, No one knows
except myself, you, old Joe of course... and those other two guys. What
other two guys?!?!?! asked the mountain man. The two guys that have to
hold down old Joe. He's not into that either.
to see if he can get laid. He goes to the tavern and asks the bartender
if there are any women in town. No, but there is old Joe. The mountain
man says no thanks, I'm not into that, just give me a shot of whiskey.
He drinks that and goes back home. The next week he goes to town again.
He asks the same bartender the same question and gets the same reply.
No, but we got old Joe. Again the mountain man says no, I'm not into
that, but I will have a shot of whiskey. So he has his shot. Then
another, and another, and another... After all those shots, he asks the
bartender about old Joe, because he is pretty horny and well, who would
know anyway. So the bartender send him to the back room to butt fuck old
Joe. Afterward the mountain man goes home.
The next week he comes back to town and is talking with the bartender
and he says man I don't want anyone to know about what I did last week,
are you sure that no one will know? I'm not gay or anything, but I'd
kind of like to go at it again. The bartender replies, No one knows
except myself, you, old Joe of course... and those other two guys. What
other two guys?!?!?! asked the mountain man. The two guys that have to
hold down old Joe. He's not into that either.
