Bubblegum *sugarless*
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Is MOUNTAIN DEW the sweet nectar of the Gods?
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Stonedagger said:Sweet and caffeinated!!!
Bubblegum *sugarless* said:Takes a swig of good ol' American DEW for Todd. That's just awful.
MysteryJKR said:hey what about that red mountain dew? i still havent tried it. is it any good?
JenJ said:Of course the dew is addictive
Bubblegum *sugarless* said:
NO. It is not addictive. As an adult, I believe I can choose what I drink. I choose Mountain Dew. Not for the caffeine, or the high sugar content. For the sweet, golden taste as it washes SLOWly down my throat. Besides, I live close to a Pepsi bottling plant, I am just supporting the local economy.
Alright, Alright...I'm an addict...I say that now because after checking the fridge, I see I only have one can left. THE AGONY!! It's storming outside, and I wouldn't be a very responsible parent if I dragged my heathens out in this weather for DEW. But DAMN...it's DEW! The heathens will understand. Right? I mean...Mommy needs her fix. They like it when Mommy is happy.
No No...I'll be fine. Really. I've gone w/out DEW before. In 1999. When I was pregnant. Of course, there was a can waiting in the delivery room. But I can do this. We have juice. Just add a little sugar...maybe some coffee beans. It will be fine.
HELP!!!
Bubblegum *sugarless* said:Is MOUNTAIN DEW the sweet nectar of the Gods?
Weird Harold said:I looked everywhere, and couldn't find "it should be poured back into the diabetic horse it came out of."
Weird Harold said:I looked everywhere, and couldn't find "it should be poured back into the diabetic horse it came out of."