Mother's Day

Never

Come What May
Joined
Jun 20, 2000
Posts
23,234
What should I get mum for mother's day?
Time is running out and, as usual, I'm out of ideas.

Oh, and why can't I get Madonna tickets?
Oh, and hello again.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :cool: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
 
Write a poem. Stick it in a card. Hand deliver it with a coupon for something free from a store she likes.
Cheap, easy, and impressive.
Also good for brithdays.
Men, are you listening? (Especially the men in my life?!?!?!!?)

(Wait a minute--I am NOT insinuating that I am cheap and easy though!)
 
You know, I just figured out all the happy faces Nite's been putting up. lol
 
Mom told me she wanted to go out for a 'nice, family breakfast' on Mother's Day. Naturally, I stay out until four a.m. before crashing into bed - when one p.m. rolls around and I wake up to find a note by my bed suggesting we reschedule for next weekend (Work starts at 2:30pm for me).
I got her a really nice card though..

(((Rosebud)))
Um, nice signature line, although my neck is starting to hurt.


Why, Siren, I was adding to this countries GNP. I've been working 65 hours a week and worrying about bills - I find it an inhuman existence but I'm told that's what being something called an 'adult' is supposedly about.

Hiya Vixen, good to see you again.
 
Working is fine...but

:p
 
Well Well Well......look what the cat dragged in. ( I always wanted to say that:D)


How the hell are ya girl? Did ya see the nice picture I put up for you.....That's what lured you back I'm sure :)

What did I do for Mothers day?....I spent it like a heathen at the Race Track with my children...it is too funny when a six year old asks "Who is the favorite in this race"...well I thought it was anyway...till the Lil' buggerhead won 3 races.

I did call my Mother whom I haven't had a real conversation with in almost 10 years .............it's progress.

Your Mother will remember it forever if you don't take her to breakfast....they save up that shit and use it as ammo.

Good to see ya hun.....g'nite
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
 
Damnit Never. Good to see you're around again.
Nevr do that again Never, you hear me, never.. :p
 
Siren I wish I could promise but I've learned to never say never. (I've also learned that the only universal truth is that there aren't any universal truths but that doesn't really fit with the subject) However, I don't plan on leaving for quite that long anytime in the future.

Adoratrice,
What? No Kiss? What new picture?
My mother was simply taking sympathy on me and my budding interests.. Hmm, perhaps you should have your three year old pick some lottery numbers.

Xander, it's nice to be around! I was starting to go crazy without my lit fix.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :cool: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hello, my name is Never and I'm a Literoticaholic.
 
Never said:
Adoratrice,
What? No Kiss? What new picture?



Did you not see all the XOXOXOXOXO's.......those were all yours. OH... not a new pic of me , I put up a thread for you with a super-duper SuperGirl...I'll go find it ...then I'm really going to bed....really.
 
Bed?
Goodnight.
XOXO.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :cool: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Until we meet again, I part with love my friend, to keep you until you return.
 
Back
Top