mothers and sons

[Guest]

How do I get my mom to sleep with me? I welcome advice from anyone. I am in my 20s, my mom is in her late 40s. Please e-mail me with any questions or suggestions at runawayhere@yahoo.com
Thanks.

 

[Bruiser]

I really hope you are kidding, god help us all if you aren't.

 

[Guest]

Sometimes we need to distinguish fantasy from reality. A lot of the stories on Literotica are just people's fantasies put into words.

My guess is that your mother hopes that she raised you right, and that you would never dream of attempting something like this with her. Give it up, fantasize, and be proud that you have a mother who is that beautiful at such a young age.

Then, look for someone your own age who has all of the qualities that your mother has, someone that you will love and desire for a lifetime.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Take her out for a drive and tell her you've "run out of gas". Then, lean over to her, put one hand on her shoulder, reach into the glove comparment, take out the pistol, and shoot yourself in the head.

Or maybe just send a nice card -- "Someone on the site called me a mother-fucker. Wanna help me prove it?"

Or maybe "You've always said that the nine months you carried me were the best time of your life. Well, Mommy, how'd you like to have your little boy inside you again? Here's what I'm thinking..."

Okay, I'm done now.

 

[Sammyjo]

LMAO @ DCL, again!!!!

 

[Steelydan]

Norman? Norman! put me in my chair Norman
(obscure bates motel type reference)
later,
Steely

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Its simple really.

If you want mama in your bed yuh gotta go with what Nature gives you to work with.

First off, youre the prince of her heart. She'll love you no matter what.

Second, mothers are indulgent.

Third, she aint getting younger and the world is cruel to aging women. Plus they have to put up with all the slights and discounts and insults life hurls at them.

Fourth, women secretly appreciate appealing to younger men.

Fifth, liquor works well to lower her inhibitions.

Sixth, sexual tension is a mutha.

So, mix them all together at the right time and place for a dream come true. Shell hate herself in the morning but return.

 

[Eilan]

What the actual fuck?

Why are you bumping a thread from fucking 2000? Take that weak shit back to the GB.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

What the actual fuck?

Why are you bumping a thread from fucking 2000? Take that weak shit back to the GB.

Bite me.

 

[NightL]

haha - I bumped a 1999 thread earlier tonight and then I caught JAMESBJOHNSON counselling the counsellors and then deciding to try and counsel the one who the counsellors were counselling. That was while he gave permission to counselled to find out if she is bisexual.

Confused?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

haha - I bumped a 1999 thread earlier tonight and then I caught JAMESBJOHNSON counselling the counsellors and then deciding to try and counsel the one who the counsellors were counselling. That was while he gave permission to counselled to find out if she is bisexual.

Confused?

You make it all so simple, while my pretty lil head is like a Laurel & Hardy, 3 Stooges cluster fuck. Lord its hard to be humble.