mother-in-law

[bassmandan20]

How would one go about seducing his mother in law?

 

[bassmandan20]

Pm me with your response please

 

[bailadora]

How would one go about seducing his mother in law?

Pm me with your response please

You're posting on the wrong forum. HT'ers aren't in the habit of providing fap fodder and incest doesn't fly on this board. You have been warned : Proceed at your own risk.

 

[Eilan]

You should totally ask your father-in-law. I'm sure he could offer you some tips. We love updates, so let us know how it goes!

 

[SweetErika]

11 out of 12 of your posts are on this same topic and show you're too lazy to write more than one sentence at a time. Like 99.999% of the members here don't respond to the desperate, lazy, "broken record" approach.

Your best bet is to ask if anyone on the Fetish forum has fantasies about their MIL and see how that pans out for you. Don't ask people to respond via PM. Maybe people will share fantasies and talk about things that you can add to your spank bank, since you're clearly not seeking honest advice.

 

[chipcarver]

I'd say ask your wife, don't they say "like mother like daughter"

 

[Vixandra]

These are the things you're going to need:

• One can of WD40 in a gift basket
• Two water balloons- the ones that look like grenades are the best
• Three young priests (18 to 25)
• Four French rolling pins- the plastic ones won't leave splinters
• Five MILF priestesses, preferably those that worship Banjo the Clown
• Six cherry flavored condoms
• Seven buckets of white stuff of your choice
• Eight pairs of stockings with decorative designs
• Nine My Little Pony figurines including at least one Alicorn Princess, Luna is best for this
• Ten books on any d20 system other than D&D 4.0
• Eleven half-gallon minikegs of moonshine
• Twelve lucky rabbits feet

First, assemble everything on the list in a secret location near your MIL but where you won't be disturbed for a while.

Now from here, you're going to have the priests and priestesses put on the stockings, using the WD40 for lube if needed (depending on the sizes you bought. Then have them fill the two water balloons with the white stuff (this may take a couple of tries to get right). Next fill the condoms up like balloons as well.

Then you're going to DM a four hour d20 session using the MLP figurines as player minis and reserving the Princess as the DM's PC. Imbibe freely of the moonshine during the game.

Next, disrobe and cover yourself strategically in the rabbit's feet. Have the priests and priestesses that are still conscious bless you in the rituals appropriate to their faith.

Now it's time to go find your MIL's house, pelt it with the white stuff filled condoms until she comes outside. Then provocatively shake your lucky-foot-laden body at her. She won't be able to resist you.

Optional items include:

• Divorce Lawyer
• Criminal Lawyer
• The Make-out Hobo for love advice
• A crowbar
• Spare balloons and condoms to leave with the priests and priestesses

Good luck.

Vixandra would like it to be noted that she is not a love guru, therapist, or doctor, nor does she play any of the above on TV. Follow this advice at your own risk and if you don't post the results, may Banjo The Clown have mercy on your soul for no one else will.

 

[PreOwned]

Dude, Seriously?

How would one go about seducing his mother in law?

Well, personally I don't care if you fuck your MIL or not, but has it occured to you that it might not be such smart undertaking on your part?

For starters, if she is the kind of person who would actually fuck her own daughter's husband, then she is probably a mental / emotional clusterfuck just looking for some poor slob to detonate on. You don't want to be that guy.

And secondly, if she is remotely sane, she will not only spurn your advances, but she will probably become your enemy, and try to break up your marriage to her daughter to boot. You don't want to be that guy either.

Not judging here--I have certainly had my share of MIL fantasies--but it is good to know when share an idea, and when to shut the fuck up. Just so we're clear, your idea falls into the second category.

You might want to consider just spanking the little thing, putting it and yourself to bed, and the whole business out of your self-destructive little mind. Just sayin'.

Good luck to you dude.

 

[gxnn]

If your wife was not her daughter but her son, then it is time for you to seduce your mother-in-law, and if possible, to seduce her husband to get a steamy threesome.

 

[DarkPleasures]

How would one go about seducing his mother in law?

It depends on if you want to ruin your relationship with your wife and her relationship with her mother. Is the MIL married? Perhaps her husband would have something to say about the seduction, too?

 

[a75]

How would one go about seducing his mother in law?

You d' better wonder how you would go away after trying to seduce her

 

[Eilan]

Pm me with your response please

Don't ask people to respond via PM.

Yeah, really. HT is all about sharing collective wisdom. How am I supposed to get tips on how to seduce my mother-in-law *shudders* if people are PMing them to the OP? Sure, I could follow Vixandra's advice, but my kids are gonna be pissed when I take their My Little Pony figures away from them.

 

[NippleMuncher]

How would one go about seducing his mother in law?

How small does your cock have to be to make posts like this?

 

[Vixandra]

Sure, I could follow Vixandra's advice, but my kids are gonna be pissed when I take their My Little Pony figures away from them.

That would be monstrous. No, you should buy all new stuff for this method, otherwise you might be sad loosing something if the police take it all as evidence.

 

[AudioFilly]

How would one go about seducing his mother in law?

Wouldn't that really all depend on the mother-in-law? We women are a funny lot and it's not usually 'one fuck fits all.'