Most painful sexual accident?
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Oh goodness....
I think it would have to be when in the act of passion, your partners member comes out and misses the spot it was just in....and slams into you.
I think it would have to be when in the act of passion, your partners member comes out and misses the spot it was just in....and slams into you.
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It wasn't painful for ME, but.........
Once, SG and I were having sex and I heard this rather loud sound, almost like a candy cane makes when you break it (it was around Christmas time, which is what made me think of that sound). I have *no* idea what it was, but he said it hurt BAD, and was 'out of commission' for several hours. Fortunately, it didn't do any lasting damage!
Once, SG and I were having sex and I heard this rather loud sound, almost like a candy cane makes when you break it (it was around Christmas time, which is what made me think of that sound). I have *no* idea what it was, but he said it hurt BAD, and was 'out of commission' for several hours. Fortunately, it didn't do any lasting damage!
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Re: bite
From what source?
Michael1 said:
From what source?
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Well, I was having sex with two guys at my place, it was getting so wild, and suddenly when they were switching places, to try a diferent position one of them accidentaly hit me in my face with his elbow, my nose was bleeding and the fun stopped... Major Turnoff!!
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When I was a teenager and babysitting with my boyfriend. The parents of the kids put the key in the lock of the front door where we were about 40 seconds before I was about to cum.... now that was painful. And becasue my boyfriend lived next door to these people he had to go home and 10 minutes later I was being driven home by one of the parents, lol.
(she laughs about it now)
(she laughs about it now)
To add some excitement to tthe evening, my GF at the time, stuck a red chilli in her mouth and then before I knew what was happening... AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
trying to dip your dick into a cup of milk would have been pretty hilarious except for the pain I was in...
The orgasm after the burning had subsided was okay...it still stung...relish the pain I guess...
trying to dip your dick into a cup of milk would have been pretty hilarious except for the pain I was in...
The orgasm after the burning had subsided was okay...it still stung...relish the pain I guess...
Another time, same ex-GF,
just having a pash...then a slip of the toungue, she decides to grab my toungue with her teeth...surprised I pull myhead away...
rrrrrrrrip.
She drew blood and it stung...
it was still pretty funny though...
yeah funny in a painful sort of way.
just having a pash...then a slip of the toungue, she decides to grab my toungue with her teeth...surprised I pull myhead away...
rrrrrrrrip.
She drew blood and it stung...
it was still pretty funny though...
yeah funny in a painful sort of way.
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My wife and I had been working in the garden, weeding and picking the fruits of our labors. We had raised some very nice halapinio peppers and had harvested a nice basket full. We took them into the house and washed them and put them away in a nice dry place to prepare them later. During this time I had slipped up behind her and started fondleing with her and one thing led to another till we wound up in the bedroom.
Now if any of you have ever been around hot peppers, you know that they give off a juice that is quite potent. Well we got into bed and she started to stroke me and I her till we were well into the throughs of passion. It was me who noticed it first, she was exseptionally hotter than usual. So much so that we had to stop and figure out what the hell was going on. Her juices mixed with the juices from those peppers made quite a potent mixture.
We still laugh about it from time to time but as remeber it was pretty painful. We've made sure not to repeat it anyways. We stopped just short of blistering ourselves. In all fairness though, I do have to say it was the hottest pussy I have ever had.
My wife and I had been working in the garden, weeding and picking the fruits of our labors. We had raised some very nice halapinio peppers and had harvested a nice basket full. We took them into the house and washed them and put them away in a nice dry place to prepare them later. During this time I had slipped up behind her and started fondleing with her and one thing led to another till we wound up in the bedroom.
Now if any of you have ever been around hot peppers, you know that they give off a juice that is quite potent. Well we got into bed and she started to stroke me and I her till we were well into the throughs of passion. It was me who noticed it first, she was exseptionally hotter than usual. So much so that we had to stop and figure out what the hell was going on. Her juices mixed with the juices from those peppers made quite a potent mixture.
We still laugh about it from time to time but as remeber it was pretty painful. We've made sure not to repeat it anyways. We stopped just short of blistering ourselves. In all fairness though, I do have to say it was the hottest pussy I have ever had.
Brace Face....ow!
(Not my experience but I'll tell it anyway!)
My best guy friend was getting a blowjob from this girl he'd been trying to screw for months. Bad timing because she just happened to get braces the day before...since she wasn't used to them, she somehow turned or something and part of his foreskin got caught in her braces!!!! Thank heavens his mom is such a cool person and so sexually open minded...she had to help them get it loose. :0
(Not my experience but I'll tell it anyway!)
My best guy friend was getting a blowjob from this girl he'd been trying to screw for months. Bad timing because she just happened to get braces the day before...since she wasn't used to them, she somehow turned or something and part of his foreskin got caught in her braces!!!! Thank heavens his mom is such a cool person and so sexually open minded...she had to help them get it loose. :0
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Re: Brace Face....ow!
Oh.....god that had to hurt....
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Oh.....god that had to hurt....
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I have several piercings in my hood and a triangle and several inner labia rings and one nite my partner got a little too enthusiatic and ripped out one of the rings - OUCH - I dont know who felt worse, me or him, he felt SO bad that he had done that but I just kept trying to reassure him that it was fine - but the next day we did make a little trip to a piercing shop to have the jewelry changed to a style a little more conducive to the more vigorous action! LOL
I have several piercings in my hood and a triangle and several inner labia rings and one nite my partner got a little too enthusiatic and ripped out one of the rings - OUCH - I dont know who felt worse, me or him, he felt SO bad that he had done that but I just kept trying to reassure him that it was fine - but the next day we did make a little trip to a piercing shop to have the jewelry changed to a style a little more conducive to the more vigorous action! LOL
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When I was with my HS boyfriend, we were on my bed and going at it pretty heavy. He was on top of me and I wasn't really aware of where I was on the bed. A couple of hard thrusts and I fell off the edge of the bed with him still inside me. I hit the floor and he fell on top of me. It was funny then and it's funny now.
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