Most "Interesting" Euphemism for a Body Part

[Laurel]

Post the name and author of the Erotic Couplings story that includes the Most "Interesting" Euphemism for a Body Part. Also include the sentence/section of the story in which the euphemism is used. Nominations only - Discussions can take place in the Author Hangout...

[This message has been edited by Laurel (edited 12-17-1999).]

 

[Miranda]

Well this one was a bust, eh? Maybe not everyone knows what that big ol' word that begins with 'e' means? ;o)

 

[Laurel]

LOL!! Well, any topic with no votes will, naturally, not make it to the final voting phase...

 

[XXplorher]

My fancy (pussy) LUVNTHOTS

 

[Endlessly]

Hmmmm.. I just finished reading "Water" by Xxplorher.. I think this is one of the most unique and oddly apropos euphemisms for penis..

"hands clamoring away to release his hard 'word' from his pants - out of reach."

 

[Southernhelle]

"meat curtains".

 

[Totally Choosin']

Bryan D's description of Todd

his slab of manhood