Most Extreme Alliteration Challenge

[impressive]

It's what you've all been waiting for! (Don't even try to deny it.)

Post at least 150 words of an erotic story in which all words begin with the same sound. The ONLY allowable non-alliteratory words are articles, pronouns, conjunctions, and prepositions.

(I call dibs on the letter “C.” Mine’s almost finished, but I gotta run some errands before my child care worker leaves.)

Ready, set, go!

 

[TheEarl]

Dibs on 't'! Not sure whether I can do it, but if I could, then that'd be where I'd start.

The Earl

 

[impressive]

Okay, here's my crack at C:

Carl, a consummate cunnilinguist, couldn’t control his cravings. He carefully closed the confessional and crushed Connie to him, cleverly casting his comfortable coat to cover the coarsely carved counter. Confidently, Carl clawed at Connie’s clothing. She collapsed against the counter as Carl caved to the carpet and clamped onto her caramel crotch, coddling her clit through the cloth.

Close to climax, Carl climbed to Connie’s cleavage. Her canorous cry carried throughout the cavernous cathedral as the corona of Carl’s colossal columnar cock collided with her cotton-clad cunt. Crushed into the crease of her creamy cleft, the crimson cloth clung to her clit. Carl cradled Connie’s caboose as he cleared a course for his cock. With a colorful curse, he completely concealed his cement column in her convulsing crevice.

Without a concern for the curious congregation, Connie and Carl climbed to the cusp of a climax and clamorously crested, consummating their compulsions in the claustrophobic confines of a consecrated creche. Connie’s contrition convincingly completed, Carl composed himself and continued with the ceremony.

 

[Pure]

I'll give 'p' a shot.

 

[impressive]

B B B B B ... BUMP!

BOOBS, BUTT, BITCH, BASTARD, BLOW

 

[Guest]

B B B B B ... BUMP!

BOOBS, BUTT, BITCH, BASTARD, BLOW

Oooh, can I do B, please?

 

[Guest]

Billy bounced back with his ball in his blower. I bellowed for him to bark. He bobbed about a bit, before blocking the boulevard, which bollocksed my balance and I belted my bum on the black block-paving.

“Bastard!” I was bewildered as to his barmy behaviour.

“Billy, will you bleedin’ put a buffer on being a bugger? Behave!” I begged. He barked, a big belch backing it up.

“Ah, blow it. I’m bored.”

Before beginning the bleak bumble back to our abode, I bade the bullock in the barnyard bye-bye. Billy bent his back and bowed. "Bravo boy!"

Bloody hell, that was tricky!

Imp, you made it look too easy!

Lou

 

[impressive]

Imp, you made it look too easy!

Awwww, shucks.

 

[Honey123]

Fanny felt quite feverish while awaiting her flamed haired lover. She went about fluffing her pillows and fixing her face, while concentrating on firming her ass. She knew her favorite fellow was quite fixated on it and was quite feisty upon feeling it.

When Felix finally came home, Fanny followed him feebly to the bedroom where he forced her on the bed and fucked her fastidiously. Fanny was nearly faint with his fabulous fucking and his never faltering fingering.

Feeling quite fine, Felix fancied some fellatio and Fanny felt fair was fair, so she fit Felix in her mouth, far in her throat and feasted upon Felix's fat cock with frenzied finesse.

Fingers in Fanny's fluffy hair, Felix pushed fat lips forceably further down his shaft. Faster, faster Fanny frantically blew Felix off. Until he finally came fully in her fine mouth.

"Fuck!" Felix shouted. "Fanny you are really fantastic!"

Ah...I tried, I tried......

 

[dreampilot79]

here follows a pretty pathetic attempt at the letter p

Pretty Polly had a pouty pussy that preferred to be pleased by a pretty padded penis.

Polly pedaled her padded plumb over the preview pondering how to produce the preferred ponderous protrusion. Polly patrolled and patrolled pretending not to ponder the penises.

Polly previewed Peter prettying up and Peter had such a ponderous penis that Polly’s pussy puckered.

Peter’s pecker was pretty much the point of his pride. Peter’s pecker was positively a ponderous pole.

Polly’s pussy pursued ponderous Peter’s peter. Polly pretended not to perceive Peters pecker as pleasing as she pleased.

Polly pursued Peter until Polly had pounced on peter’s pretty pecker. Peter for his part played with Polly’s pouty pussy until Polly was positively positive that Polly’s pussy pined for Peter’s pecker. Peter pleased Polly by positively pounding Polly’s pouty pretty pussy with his pulsing penis.

Peter’s pulsing penis pounded Polly’s pussy until Polly was profusely pleased.

 

[dreampilot79]

damn imp, that isn't easy!.. but count em... 150 nonsensical words exactly.

 

[Honey123]

damn imp, that isn't easy!.. but count em... 150 nonsensical words exactly.

Thanks for the heads up..I re-did mine to make it 150 words!!

Whew!!!!

 

[neonlyte]

Susie sucked and slurped on the sea shell, eyes sparkling, shining at Simon’s suggestive stance. Shall she? Shan’t she? Susie simpered. Slowly smiling she slid from her stool and silkily slithered on to Simon’s lap spreading her smooth shaved legs sexily, showing Simon the sheen that shone on the satin soft lips of her sex.

“Sex or seafood?” Susie said.

Silently Simon slipped shining fingers stained with juices between Susie’s shamelessly succulent sex, “Sex and seafood,” said Simon, sitting back, sliding Susie sensuously toward his slippery tongue savouring her sex smothered in clam juice sliding his serpent tongue and slavishly sucking her. She shuddered and slipped, surely suffocating Simon in a scintillating spasm of sex and seafood, screaming “Suck! Suck! Simon!” Simon, a sadistic soul, stopped sucking Susie, simply savoured Susie’s sexual secretion, synchronised stabs of Susie’s sex on stiff tongue soaking Simon’s shaven face. “Suck or Fuck?” Susie said.

 

[impressive]

Fanny felt quite feverish while awaiting her flamed haired lover. She went about fluffing her pillows and fixing her face, while concentrating on firming her ass. She knew her favorite fellow was quite fixated on it and was quite feisty upon feeling it.

When Felix finally came home, Fanny followed him feebly to the bedroom where he forced her on the bed and fucked her fastidiously. Fanny was nearly faint with his fabulous fucking and his never faltering fingering.

Feeling quite fine, Felix fancied some fellatio and Fanny felt fair was fair, so she fit Felix in her mouth, far in her throat and feasted upon Felix's fat cock with frenzied finesse.

Fingers in Fanny's fluffy hair, Felix pushed fat lips forceably further down his shaft. Faster, faster Fanny frantically blew Felix off. Until he finally came fully in her fine mouth.

"Fuck!" Felix shouted. "Fanny you are really fantastic!"

Ah...I tried, I tried......

Fabulous!

 

[impressive]

here follows a pretty pathetic attempt at the letter p

Pretty Polly had a pouty pussy that preferred to be pleased by a pretty padded penis.

Polly pedaled her padded plumb over the preview pondering how to produce the preferred ponderous protrusion. Polly patrolled and patrolled pretending not to ponder the penises.

Polly previewed Peter prettying up and Peter had such a ponderous penis that Polly’s pussy puckered.

Peter’s pecker was pretty much the point of his pride. Peter’s pecker was positively a ponderous pole.

Polly’s pussy pursued ponderous Peter’s peter. Polly pretended not to perceive Peters pecker as pleasing as she pleased.

Polly pursued Peter until Polly had pounced on peter’s pretty pecker. Peter for his part played with Polly’s pouty pussy until Polly was positively positive that Polly’s pussy pined for Peter’s pecker. Peter pleased Polly by positively pounding Polly’s pouty pretty pussy with his pulsing penis.

Peter’s pulsing penis pounded Polly’s pussy until Polly was profusely pleased.

Perfect!

 

[impressive]

Susie sucked and slurped on the sea shell, eyes sparkling, shining at Simon’s suggestive stance. Shall she? Shan’t she? Susie simpered. Slowly smiling she slid from her stool and silkily slithered on to Simon’s lap spreading her smooth shaved legs sexily, showing Simon the sheen that shone on the satin soft lips of her sex.

“Sex or seafood?” Susie said.

Silently Simon slipped shining fingers stained with juices between Susie’s shamelessly succulent sex, “Sex and seafood,” said Simon, sitting back, sliding Susie sensuously toward his slippery tongue savouring her sex smothered in clam juice sliding his serpent tongue and slavishly sucking her. She shuddered and slipped, surely suffocating Simon in a scintillating spasm of sex and seafood, screaming “Suck! Suck! Simon!” Simon, a sadistic soul, stopped sucking Susie, simply savoured Susie’s sexual secretion, synchronised stabs of Susie’s sex on stiff tongue soaking Simon’s shaven face. “Suck or Fuck?” Susie said.

Sensational!

 

[Honey123]

This was fun and exhausting...almost as good as sex

 

[dreampilot79]

Damn Honey

Almost as good as sex? I know I'm old but my memory seems to recall that sex was actually quite superior to word games???

Please correct this fading feeble mind if my recolection is in error.

 

[Honey123]

Damn Honey

Almost as good as sex? I know I'm old but my memory seems to recall that sex was actually quite superior to word games???

Please correct this fading feeble mind if my recolection is in error.

LOL....

I just meant it made me think out of the box....

Sex is always the better...but I like being able to take on a challenge.....

I think I am digging myself into a grave here.....

 

[gauchecritic]

"Leather." Lied Leilani, looking like lolita.

"The lie simple" lectured Lois, her laidback lover. "Larger is lovely. Little lies lose life quickly."

"Larger is loverly." Said Leilani, lapsing into Eliza Doolittle. (Lois looked at her lover, labouring loquaciously about letting Eliza Doolittle lapse as not alliteration.)

"Lawks-a-Lordy" Leilani lumbered on. "Look at the labonzas on Lara!"

"Labonzas?"

"Lugs. Lills. Larrups. Lead-weights, Lacs, la-las."

Lois looked and leered at Lara's lungs.

"Like 'em?" asked Leilani, letting her leather-look loungers leave her long legs.

"Luscious." Longed Lois. Like a little leper she lost her leggings too. "Leilani, lick my labia"

"Labia?"

"Lips."

"Lower lips?"

"Lubricated, lower lips."

"OK"

 

[impressive]

"Leather." Lied Leilani, looking like lolita.

"The lie simple" lectured Lois, her laidback lover. "Larger is lovely. Little lies lose life quickly."

"Larger is loverly." Said Leilani, lapsing into Eliza Doolittle. (Lois looked at her lover, labouring loquaciously about letting Eliza Doolittle lapse as not alliteration.)

"Lawks-a-Lordy" Leilani lumbered on. "Look at the labonzas on Lara!"

"Labonzas?"

"Lugs. Lills. Larrups. Lead-weights, Lacs, la-las."

Lois looked and leered at Lara's lungs.

"Like 'em?" asked Leilani, letting her leather-look loungers leave her long legs.

"Luscious." Longed Lois. Like a little leper she lost her leggings too. "Leilani, lick my labia"

"Labia?"

"Lips."

"Lower lips?"

"Lubricated, lower lips."

"OK"

Laudable!

 

[Honey123]

see Imp, all this thread needed was a little Honey...

Just jokin' ... you had all of us thinking for the past few days!!

I want to do another, can I?

 

[impressive]

I want to do another, can I?

Of course! You can do the whole damned alphabet if you want.

 

[Honey123]

Of course! You can do the whole damned alphabet if you want.

Blark!

Whoa...sorry, I had a dranoel flashback...

 

[dreampilot79]

Ok Imp.. you started this.. so show us hmmmm d?