Most embarrassing moments...

[kiten69]

So this past weekend I had my most embarrassing moment EVER!!!

OK...just for everyones' informational purposes...if you ever plan on flying be aware that a dildo is considered an electronic device...here's the story...

Went to the airport Friday morning...got through the ticket counter...checked in my luggage...had my purse and my 1 carry-on bag...went to security...took off my shoes (they scan your shoes now ) and put all of my stuff on the x-ray belt...I walked through the scanner then BAM it happened the security lady says, "Bag Check"!

Security Lady ~ "I need to search your bag."
Me ~ "Ok."
Security Lady ~ **going through the bad and pulling out my make-up case, Dess' x-mas gift and my pink, waterproof dildo** "I need to scan these items seperately, everything else is fine."
Me ~ "Ok."
Security Lady ~ **handing me the gift and my make-up bag (minus my perfume, my massage oil, my toothpaste and my liquid make-up...they have to be in a plastic baggie )those are ok, you may put them back in your bag, but these four items will not be able to go."
Me ~ "Not a problem."
Security Lady ~ **holding up the pink vibe** "Do you have batteries for this Ma'am?"
Me ~ **starting to blush** "Yes."
Security Lady ~ "I have to ask you to put the batteries in it and turn it on for security purposes."
Me ~ **blushing big time digging out batteries and putting them in...BZZZZZZZZZZ...and handing it back to the Security Lady**
Security Lady ~ **plays with the dial turning it on high speed then low speed** (she did this for about 15 seconds turning it in her hand...inspecting it )
Guy behind me ~ "You know that looks like it has been used?"
Me ~ "Yeah it gets used quite often, and it is waterproof!"
Guy behind me ~ **blushing bigtime and starts to sweat**
Security Lady ~ **handing it back to me** "You're all clear, and don't worry honey that is not the kinkiest thing I've seen pass through here."
Me ~ "Thanks, you have a good one."
Guy behind me ~ "Well we all know you will." **winks at me when I glanced over my shoulder at the comment**

Good gawd...I've NEVER been so red in all my life!

So come on...give us a laugh at your expense...share what has turned you red...

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I always thought that was more of an urban legend than anything else...

And I've had too much embarrisment to be able to narrow down all of it to one. In fact, most of my life muddles into a big puddle (unintended but necessary rhym) of muck when I try to pick out "most" moments like this

 

[cloudy]

Been through the exact same thing the first time I crossed over the border into Canada.

Two women searched my car, my bags, etc., and found my vibrator...then spent several minutes turning it on and off.

I'd been driving all night and was passed tired and into silly. I offered to leave it with them since they obviously were so fascinated with it.

They weren't amused.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

My most embarassing moment in front of a crowd happened a long time ago (I don't get out to get embarassed much). It had to be when I fell flat on my ass after doing a cartwheel when I was a cheerleader in junior high.

Well... actually, getting caught by the police while parking (and my shirt hanging wide open with no bra on) is probably the worst. Luckily, he was at my window, and I had my back turned, so he didn't get flashed. After that, then hubby-to-be and I found more out of the way spots to park.

 

[janiexx]

So this past weekend I had my most embarrassing moment EVER!!!

OK...just for everyones' informational purposes...if you ever plan on flying be aware that a dildo is considered an electronic device...here's the story...

Went to the airport Friday morning...got through the ticket counter...checked in my luggage...had my purse and my 1 carry-on bag...went to security...took off my shoes (they scan your shoes now ) and put all of my stuff on the x-ray belt...I walked through the scanner then BAM it happened the security lady says, "Bag Check"!

Security Lady ~ "I need to search your bag."
Me ~ "Ok."
Security Lady ~ **going through the bad and pulling out my make-up case, Dess' x-mas gift and my pink, waterproof dildo** "I need to scan these items seperately, everything else is fine."
Me ~ "Ok."
Security Lady ~ **handing me the gift and my make-up bag (minus my perfume, my massage oil, my toothpaste and my liquid make-up...they have to be in a plastic baggie )those are ok, you may put them back in your bag, but these four items will not be able to go."
Me ~ "Not a problem."
Security Lady ~ **holding up the pink vibe** "Do you have batteries for this Ma'am?"
Me ~ **starting to blush** "Yes."
Security Lady ~ "I have to ask you to put the batteries in it and turn it on for security purposes."
Me ~ **blushing big time digging out batteries and putting them in...BZZZZZZZZZZ...and handing it back to the Security Lady**
Security Lady ~ **plays with the dial turning it on high speed then low speed** (she did this for about 15 seconds turning it in her hand...inspecting it )
Guy behind me ~ "You know that looks like it has been used?"
Me ~ "Yeah it gets used quite often, and it is waterproof!"
Guy behind me ~ **blushing bigtime and starts to sweat**
Security Lady ~ **handing it back to me** "You're all clear, and don't worry honey that is not the kinkiest thing I've seen pass through here."
Me ~ "Thanks, you have a good one."
Guy behind me ~ "Well we all know you will." **winks at me when I glanced over my shoulder at the comment**

Good gawd...I've NEVER been so red in all my life!

So come on...give us a laugh at your expense...share what has turned you red...

I had to laugh when I read this...I wrote a story about the exact same thing late last year, although my character was stopped by a male security guard of course, and he did a lot more than just look at it:

http://english.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=276124

Anyway, thanks for sharing this with us!

janiexx

 

[kendo1]

Nice one, Kit.

 

[glynndah]

Hmmm! Am I the only one who's seeing this as a challenge for all those attending the Chicago Lit-together and passing through O'Hare?

 

[kiten69]

Nice one, Kit.

Why...thank ya

Sad thing is Des and I never used the damn thing...so I got all red like for nuffin ...and that vibe went in my check in luggage on the way home I WAS NOT GOING THROUGH THAT AGAIN!!!

Hmmm! Am I the only one who's seeing this as a challenge for all those attending the Chicago Lit-together and passing through O'Hare?

It's not the arriving that gets ya (they don't check your bags when you come in)...it's the flying out ...before long we'll just have to go through security naked!

BTW O'Hare isn't bad (just flew into there on Fri.)...they are pretty big but were VERY efficient on getting the luggage out...when I arrived at the baggage claim my luggage was already on the belt...it was perfect timing

**sigh** I so wish I could go...the lit-together sounds like it's gonna be loads of fun...

 

[SlickTony]

I had to laugh when I read this...I wrote a story about the exact same thing late last year, although my character was stopped by a male security guard of course, and he did a lot more than just look at it:

http://english.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=276124

Anyway, thanks for sharing this with us!

janiexx

Yeah, I remember that story.

 

[slyc_willie]

That's hilarious, Kit!

I'll have to remember to leave the Pocket Pussy at home when I go to Chicago LOL

Several years ago, I and a former girlfriend were working in thesame restaurant. She was going out of town for a week and wanted me to take some naughty pictures of myself for her. What the hell, no problem, right? Bought a polaroid, snapped off ten pictures of various parts of my anatomy -- with some very serious closeups -- including some full-body shots so she could see my face, etc.

I brought them in to work at the restaurant, since that was the last time I would see her before she left. I kept the stack of pictures in my server wallet, and forgetting they were in there, left it lying on the table where we servers always sat to eat. I wasn't gone more than two minutes.

By the time I came back, a crowd of people were around the table looking at me in all my naked glory.

Took me months to live that down . . . .

 

[kiten69]

By the time I came back, a crowd of people were around the table looking at me in all my naked glory.

Took me months to live that down . . . .

LMAO...hehehe...I bet!

 

[slyc_willie]

LMAO...hehehe...I bet!

Funny thing is, I sure wouldn't mind if that happened now . . . .

 

[SeaCat]

LOL

Embarrasing?

Try answering the door sporting a hardon and nothing else, only to find it's your in-laws knocking on the door and not the local Jehova's Witnesses you were expecting.

Cat

 

[deathlynx]

I wish I could get embarassed but it's somehow been burned out of me...

 

[SensualCealy]

So this past weekend I had my most embarrassing moment EVER!!!

OK...just for everyones' informational purposes...if you ever plan on flying be aware that a dildo is considered an electronic device...here's the story...

Went to the airport Friday morning...got through the ticket counter...checked in my luggage...had my purse and my 1 carry-on bag...went to security...took off my shoes (they scan your shoes now ) and put all of my stuff on the x-ray belt...I walked through the scanner then BAM it happened the security lady says, "Bag Check"!

Security Lady ~ "I need to search your bag."
Me ~ "Ok."
Security Lady ~ **going through the bad and pulling out my make-up case, Dess' x-mas gift and my pink, waterproof dildo** "I need to scan these items seperately, everything else is fine."
Me ~ "Ok."
Security Lady ~ **handing me the gift and my make-up bag (minus my perfume, my massage oil, my toothpaste and my liquid make-up...they have to be in a plastic baggie )those are ok, you may put them back in your bag, but these four items will not be able to go."
Me ~ "Not a problem."
Security Lady ~ **holding up the pink vibe** "Do you have batteries for this Ma'am?"
Me ~ **starting to blush** "Yes."
Security Lady ~ "I have to ask you to put the batteries in it and turn it on for security purposes."
Me ~ **blushing big time digging out batteries and putting them in...BZZZZZZZZZZ...and handing it back to the Security Lady**
Security Lady ~ **plays with the dial turning it on high speed then low speed** (she did this for about 15 seconds turning it in her hand...inspecting it )
Guy behind me ~ "You know that looks like it has been used?"
Me ~ "Yeah it gets used quite often, and it is waterproof!"
Guy behind me ~ **blushing bigtime and starts to sweat**
Security Lady ~ **handing it back to me** "You're all clear, and don't worry honey that is not the kinkiest thing I've seen pass through here."
Me ~ "Thanks, you have a good one."
Guy behind me ~ "Well we all know you will." **winks at me when I glanced over my shoulder at the comment**

Good gawd...I've NEVER been so red in all my life!

So come on...give us a laugh at your expense...share what has turned you red...

Good excuse to go shopping once you've got to your destination- may find funkier toys to bring home!
Thanks for the laugh.
C

 

[angelicminx]

The funniest embarrassing moment I recall happened 3 or 4 years ago. My cousin, my ex-husband and I had planned a weekend road trip to Birmingham, AL. At 7 am the morning we were supposed to leave, I was talking to my cousin on the phone while pacing on my front porch, smoking a cigarette. It had rained the night before so the porch was wet. I was wearing my robe, with nothing underneath, and my sandles.

It was garbage day and I didn't realize that we had forgotten to put the garbage out until the truck was backing down the driveway. I rushed down the steps to do just that and slipped.

My feet flew out from under me and I ended up sprawled spread eagle half on the steps and half on the ground at the bottom of the steps. My robe had come undone and was wide open.

I was injured, but when the cute garbage man asked if I needed help, I told him I didn't, but thank you. Immediately I went back into the house. For the next month, every time I saw the man he gave me a sly look.

 

[deathlynx]

That shouldn't be embarassing! That's far to enticing an image to be embarassing!

 

[FallingToFly]

Embarrassng-

Discovering that not only did EVERYONE on my mom's side of the family know I wrote porn, but they had printed a bunch of it off Lit and were passing it around at the dinner table making comments on it- in red ink.

They mailed the proofed copy back to me.

My grandparents are very religious, my youngest aunt is a missionary, as is her husband, and all of my great-aunts/uncles are in their 70's and 80's AND THEY WERE ALL READING IT. Last time I went home one of my uncles looked at my kids, grinned, and said "Well, I guess we all know how you ended up with three!"

 

[slyc_willie]

The funniest embarrassing moment I recall happened 3 or 4 years ago. My cousin, my ex-husband and I had planned a weekend road trip to Birmingham, AL. At 7 am the morning we were supposed to leave, I was talking to my cousin on the phone while pacing on my front porch, smoking a cigarette. It had rained the night before so the porch was wet. I was wearing my robe, with nothing underneath, and my sandles.

It was garbage day and I didn't realize that we had forgotten to put the garbage out until the truck was backing down the driveway. I rushed down the steps to do just that and slipped.

My feet flew out from under me and I ended up sprawled spread eagle half on the steps and half on the ground at the bottom of the steps. My robe had come undone and was wide open.

I was injured, but when the cute garbage man asked if I needed help, I told him I didn't, but thank you. Immediately I went back into the house. For the next month, every time I saw the man he gave me a sly look.

I've never wanted to be a garbageman before . . .

 

[kiten69]

Embarrassng-

Discovering that not only did EVERYONE on my mom's side of the family know I wrote porn, but they had printed a bunch of it off Lit and were passing it around at the dinner table making comments on it- in red ink.

They mailed the proofed copy back to me.

My grandparents are very religious, my youngest aunt is a missionary, as is her husband, and all of my great-aunts/uncles are in their 70's and 80's AND THEY WERE ALL READING IT. Last time I went home one of my uncles looked at my kids, grinned, and said "Well, I guess we all know how you ended up with three!"

ROTFLMAO...FtF you poor thing!!!

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Embarrassng-

Discovering that not only did EVERYONE on my mom's side of the family know I wrote porn, but they had printed a bunch of it off Lit and were passing it around at the dinner table making comments on it- in red ink.

They mailed the proofed copy back to me.

My grandparents are very religious, my youngest aunt is a missionary, as is her husband, and all of my great-aunts/uncles are in their 70's and 80's AND THEY WERE ALL READING IT. Last time I went home one of my uncles looked at my kids, grinned, and said "Well, I guess we all know how you ended up with three!"

I would die of embarassment if that happened... but of course, if my family found out, they wouldn't be reading it... and I would be disowned.

 

[deathlynx]

Discovering that not only did EVERYONE on my mom's side of the family know I wrote porn, but they had printed a bunch of it off Lit and were passing it around at the dinner table making comments on it- in red ink.

I'm not sure which is more embarassing, that they found out or they critiqued it!

I don't think I've mentioned to my family that I do, and I'm sure some wouldn't approve, but then again I'm pretty much the dissapointment anyway...my parents would probably accept it (my mom more than my dad) which is all that really matters anyway...

 

[slyc_willie]

I'm not sure which is more embarassing, that they found out or they critiqued it!

I think the critique would be worse.

How can you defend yourself to your own family?

 

[deathlynx]

I think the critique would be worse.
How can you defend yourself to your own family?

With a very sharp wit? Although it would be much harder for me as one of my aunts is an English teacher and my gramar would be a definate red marker section...

 

[slyc_willie]

With a very sharp wit? Although it would be much harder for me as one of my aunts is an English teacher and my gramar would be a definate red marker section...

Um, 'grammar' with two Ms.

Lol. Couldn't resist.