Most Common writing Mistake #1.23

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Erotic fiction: Don't show wife. If it is for her, she will ignore it and you will be crushed. If it is NOT for her, she will be angry and crush you.

NON-erotic Fiction: Don't show wife. She will pick it apart and rewrite it.

Erotic fiction: DO show husband. Judge the quality of the plot (yeah, whatever) by size of tent in trousers. Keep evening open for extra-curricular activities. Shave your legs.

Non-erotic fiction: See above.

 

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Erotic fiction: Don't show wife. If it is for her, she will ignore it and you will be crushed. If it is NOT for her, she will be angry and crush you.

NON-erotic Fiction: Don't show wife. She will pick it apart and rewrite it.

In these two events, emergency thwapping of wife is acceptable.

 

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