Most common reason for not wanting sex with Binky

[Bluesboy2]

I dont wanna see lame excuses either. My reason is that besides being male, he cant afford me.

 

[binkley]

Whose Binky? *looking around rather cluelessly*

 

[binkley]

Death

 

[Guest]

Because he's ugly and smelly.

 

[binkley]

Because he's ugly and smelly.

You didn't say that the last time I gave you head.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Dont be silly

Whose Binky? *looking around rather cluelessly*

I have failed (so far) in finding you a good home, so I am trying to get you laid. Be grateful.

 

[Guest]

For some men, ugly and smelly is a turn-off. My sentiments are quite the opposite.

 

[binkley]

Re: Dont be silly

I have failed (so far) in finding you a good home, so I am trying to get you laid. Be grateful.

*laughs a lot*

So there is honor among musicians. I'll try to be more polite when stealing your riffs. Got a spare fake book?

 

[Bluesboy2]

Thats hilarious

*laughs a lot*

So there is honor among musicians. I'll try to be more polite when stealing your riffs. Got a spare fake book?

Evidently you havent heard any of my tunes. Given you play classical piano I doubt you would want any of my riffs.
A fake book would do me no good. I cant read music.

 

[Guest]

Well he could give you some of his classical choruses. I'm sure bach's third sympthony would make an excellent guitar solo.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Well he could give you some of his classical choruses. I'm sure bach's third sympthony would make an excellent guitar solo.

LOL, as though I could play that.

 

[Bluesboy2]

This is important

So it gets bumped

 

[binkley]

I feel a little obligated to point out that Bach didn't write symphonies. But pedancy is about as attractive as pederasty, so I should be shutting up now.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

its because Mile's dad and Steve Dallas has nailed all the good chicks, thereby turning them into lesbians

 

[someplace]

I'm a little worried about all you guys

Binkley's very sweet, good-looking, talented and really extremely smart. He has no trouble with female companionship. I have to warn you though, Bink, Bluesy wants to adopt you for some reason. Be warned.

 

[Saint Peter]

Maybe Bluesy wants to steal binkley's riffs.

 

[binkley]

Re: I'm a little worried about all you guys

Binkley's very sweet, good-looking, talented and really extremely smart. He has no trouble with female companionship.

*blush* Need a new lawn boy?

I have to warn you though, Bink, Bluesy wants to adopt you for some reason. Be warned.

If I get to keep my piano, I'll be in good shape.

 

[Bluesboy2]

I dont need 2 pianos

*blush* Need a new lawn boy?

If I get to keep my piano, I'll be in good shape.

You can use the one here after you mow the yard.

 

[binkley]

Re: I dont need 2 pianos

You can use the one here after you mow the yard.

Mine is better. Or at least older.

 

[someplace]

This is actually very funny

*blush* Need a new lawn boy?
If I get to keep my piano, I'll be in good shape.

I really did fire my lawn boy this week.

But your piano is in much nicer shape than mine. Though mine is a baby grand, it desperately needs tuning.

I'm thinking Bluesy is contempating some new fangled form of music. Texas Roadhouse Classical Blues?????

All we need is for Riffers to come over on Monday and we can really have a jam session. What do you think?

 

[binkley]

Re: This is actually very funny

What do you think?

I think I need to brush up on my bass lines.

The only jazz I've played is boogie-woogie, but I I'm adaptable; I'm also rechargeable.