Most Awkward Moments

CrusherX

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so....let's hear em -

the time you farted during really heavy oral sex

the time she caught you masturbating while watching her mom out
by the pool

the time a coworker pointed out the cum stain on your shirt....

bring em on! :)
 
Awkward moment

:rolleyes: SOOO....

She is before me handcuffed (compassionatly) to the gromet in the ceiling.
She is wearing 5 inch stillettos which make her look like she is on tip toes.
Her bum (beautiful it was) reddenned a bit by compassionate spanking.

:D

Anway -

A vibrator is whirring in her sweet and (i dare say) loveable snatch...

Her long hair wrapped once around my wrist and tugging her head back.

Just as my engorged member penetrates her anally - the mushroom head
finally - painfully passes into the promised land - she turns her head
and says ( and I swear to GOD I am not making it up):

"you love me right?"

WTF????????????????????????????
 
CrusherX said:
Just as my engorged member penetrates her anally - the mushroom head
finally - painfully passes into the promised land - she turns her head
and says ( and I swear to GOD I am not making it up):

"you love me right?"

WTF????????????????????????????


At which point I said "Mom, how come you always have to ruin the moment?"
 
Jailhouse said:
At which point I said "Mom, how come you always have to ruin the moment?"

i think i just peed laughing so hard
 
hum.. Awkward moments... I'm a dancer so I guess it would be when you have to go up and tell the girl on stage that her tampon string is hanging out..or watching the naked girl on stage sneeze so hard she pisses her self.. ah, the joys of my job
 
Coy_Whisper said:
hum.. Awkward moments... I'm a dancer so I guess it would be when you have to go up and tell the girl on stage that her tampon string is hanging out..or watching the naked girl on stage sneeze so hard she pisses her self.. ah, the joys of my job

:cattail: :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
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