Mossad just simultaneously blew up 4,000 of their adversaries' genitals with their own pagers and
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Incoming Pager for Candice with FedEx now.
Think about it though. If there is tech out there that can surge batteries until they explode, what does that mean for people who drive electric cars? Yikes! Now, thinking about it, who drives EV's? Oooooooooh. Hey, Mossad, where can I download this?
And what does this mean for EV's for the military? rotflmao.
OMG what but those little batteries in pacemakers? And those brain implant chips? Hack someone's brain ship and melt down everything inside their skull. So many great sci-fi story ideas here.
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Why do you always interject with irrelevancy?
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Missing self awareness alert!
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This just awesome. Right out of a James Bond movie. Hezbollah dumped cellphones because of the of hacking threat and switched to pagers. Mossad tapped the pager distribution network in Lebanon and injected malware into all devices. They then exploded all pagers owned by Hezbollah and got the Iranian Ambassador too.
Israel has just inspired an entire generation of decent people everywhere. Every other country’s intelligence agency is now a joke by comparison. Incredible. Kol hakavod. And in a recent update, the Guinness World Records has awarded the Israeli Mossad the record for "Most Vasectomies Completed at Once," surpassing the previous record holder, the 2024 Democratic National Convention.
Israel has just inspired an entire generation of decent people everywhere. Every other country’s intelligence agency is now a joke by comparison. Incredible. Kol hakavod. And in a recent update, the Guinness World Records has awarded the Israeli Mossad the record for "Most Vasectomies Completed at Once," surpassing the previous record holder, the 2024 Democratic National Convention.
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It really was beautifully done! I bow to the magnificence of Mossad. This is beyond Bond! This is a Kyrylo Budarov level of cool....
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Genuine question for any Muslims here? With your dick blown off, how does that work with the 72 virgins in heaven thing? And are you forced to wear a burqa from this moment on?
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Look who Joe Biden was tutored by. Robert Byrd, former Grand Dragon of the West Virginia KKK. If that isn't Anti-Semitism at its worst, I don't know what is.
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Byrd was my Senator growing up in West Virginia. I am well aware of all things Bobby Byrd. Trust me.
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Lebanese hospitals have been overwhelmed......
I'm thinking those pagers must have been packed with explosives though. Batteries wouldn't just explode like that would they?
I'm thinking those pagers must have been packed with explosives though. Batteries wouldn't just explode like that would they?
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Next time, he needs to text them two words, "Mazel tov."
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Reports are now saying the pagers were made and fitted with explosives inside Iran. According to Sky News Arabia; Mossad was able to Inject a Compound of Pentaerythritol Tetranitrate (PETN) into the Batteries of the New Encrypted Pagers that Hezbollah began using around February, before they even arrived in the Hands of Hezbollah Members, allowing them to Remotely Overheat and Detonate the Lithium Battery within the Device.
No idea if you can do that, but I guess we'll find out. If it was, can you imagine the planning and prep that went into this one. Just to get inside the supply chain like that to start with.
No idea if you can do that, but I guess we'll find out. If it was, can you imagine the planning and prep that went into this one. Just to get inside the supply chain like that to start with.
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our Secret Service couldn't stop a random 18-year-old from getting off seven shots at the Republican nominee from 130 yards away
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