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I've created this thread to once again sweep away the evil of dollies from our midst. The dollies are growing daily, it seems every thread has at least one. We must remain eternally vigilant against the surging tide of dollyhood least they obliterate all that is good and worth on our pornsite.

I will light the bonfire to burn them in but it is the duty of every literotican to report any dolly that they see and eliminate it.
 
What we really need are fewer ass AVs. This board's anal enough as it is.


:cool:
 
What really annoys me, are those dark men in green trench coat avs. I mean, jeez. Like there aren't enough of those around here.

;)
 
*wiggles her ass av*

Dollies. Why in the hell would a grown person want a dollie.

Men who have them, just, ugh! A grown man playing with dollies???

That's just gross.
 
Angel said:
What really annoys me, are those dark men in green trench coat avs. I mean, jeez. Like there aren't enough of those around here.

;)

Don't forget those AVs of members using their real pics. Boy, those are annoying. Especialy when they're of a female member from New York giving the camera the middle finger on both her hands and that members name happens to have the word "Angel" in it. Not that I'm pointing fingers at anyone. That's his job. *points to AV* :p
 
KillerMuffin said:
*wiggles her ass av*

Dollies. Why in the hell would a grown person want a dollie.

Men who have them, just, ugh! A grown man playing with dollies???

That's just gross.

I take offence to that... I asked for christmas for someone to get me Boo from monsters inc. she giggles when you hug her and she bables when you talk to her.....

I don't care what anyone thinks, I want her my sister said she would buy it, and it will fit in nicely with the rest of my toys

yes I'm a baby at heart so :p
 
The males that like dollies are the same kids that were into D&D in high school. I also caught one putting a booger under a desk once. Kicked his ass in front of the teacher.
 
Marxist said:
The males that like dollies are the same kids that were into D&D in high school. I also caught one putting a booger under a desk once. Kicked his ass in front of the teacher.

Half of that is true, I was and am into D&D. I like dollies because I can't draw for shit, and completely customizing one the way I have with this one is the next best thing. If I Could draw, my Av would look almost exactly like this doll, just drawn freehand. And Marxist, just because you're into D&D doesn't mean you're a pansy.
 
Moridin187 said:


Half of that is true, I was and am into D&D. I like dollies because I can't draw for shit, and completely customizing one the way I have with this one is the next best thing. If I Could draw, my Av would look almost exactly like this doll, just drawn freehand. And Marxist, just because you're into D&D doesn't mean you're a pansy.

Lighten up or I won't give you back your 20 sided die loser.
 
Marxist said:
The males that like dollies are the same kids that were into D&D in high school. I also caught one putting a booger under a desk once. Kicked his ass in front of the teacher.

Actualy It was AD&D and I was in grade school when I got into it...
D&D was before my time Now it's AD&D E3
 
Fly_On_Wall said:


Actualy It was AD&D and I was in grade school when I got into it...
D&D was before my time Now it's AD&D E3

OK....you can go back to camping out for Hobbit tickets......:D
 
Never said:
I've created this thread to once again sweep away the evil of dollies from our midst. eliminate it.

You mean those cute little things with the big tits, small waists, flared hips, round arses and long, long, legs...

Nah! Don't agree...

Wotcha doin' wid Owen?

You didn't spring him, Shape Shifter did...

:D
 
Angel said:
What really annoys me, are those dark men in green trench coat avs. I mean, jeez. Like there aren't enough of those around here.

;)

Got news for you Angel, believe it or not, they all belong to just one poster.

Hard to believe, I know.

Love your avatar, Angel. Your bitchiness gives me wood, if you were to do something really rude, like show me wear to kiss it, I think I'd explode.

I'm sure of it.
 
Marxist said:


Lighten up or I won't give you back your 20 sided die loser.

As long as you don't lose it in the same sorta way KillerMuffin lost one in one of her stories I don't care.. If you do, I don't WANT it back, lol.

Bah, I'm just fighting the stereotype that all AD&D players are little ninety pound weaklings with no life. Because that too is only half true. I am Not a little ninety pound weakling.. as to the life.. I spend most of my time I'm home posting here so... *sigh*

love, peace and chicken grease.
 
Ha that's the truth Moridin you look at the people I know that play the game lets see software enginears, constroction worker, a few contractors, artist, demalition expert, a doctor,
People from everywhere are in to the D&D world.
 
You guys are right about D&D being spread among a wide variety of types but they do tend to have similarities in that they tend to, but not always, are bookish and introverted with a strong degree of wish-fulfillment. They tend to like comic books, Dark Angel, and girls with capes. I poke fun because I can, not because I mean any harm. Oh yeah, get rid of those dollies and get a Frank Cho av. or somethin'. :)


Fly does have the coolest av. on the board though. Very cool painting.
 
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Hazey, my darling sexylegged asshole..

Purple Haze said:



Love your avatar, Angel. Your bitchiness gives me wood, if you were to do something really rude, like show me wear to kiss it, I think I'd explode.


I've been showing you where to kiss it for months, babydoll. Ever since that snippy little spat about my bandwidth I've been trying to bully you into the sack. You haven't taken the bait though. Frankly, I think you're too scared to come and get it.
 
That's it, my AV looks enough like a dolly that I refuse to be compared to the D&D fans out there. So Owen and Aiko are back for now.

Or atleast till I find that one Homer AV that I love.... *searches computer*
 
lavender said:
Fuck da' dollies.

I thought we had already dealt with this issue. For all newbies, newsflash, we HATE dollies. :p

That's why I keep my dollie, just to piss you people off.
 
I'm hurt Moridin, I really am. Ravenloft adored it when I stol- lost his dice like that.
 
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