morning...does anyone know where i was last night...

[p_p_man]

 

[Guest]

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Yeah, Peeps. It was weird. You seemed drunk and out of it - but not in your usual way. You were babbling something about your tireless criticism of America being nothing but an expression of jealousy. You ended your tirade by begging one of the many American women of lit to marry you so you could immigrate here and begin the naturalization process.

I was stunned.

 

[freakygirl]

does anyone care?

 

[p_p_man]

You were babbling something about your tireless criticism of America being nothing but an expression of jealousy. You ended your tirade by begging one of the many American women of lit to marry you so you could immigrate

thnx That vagely rings a bell...

 

[tmuyo]

you only WISH we'd take you...

 

[mig]

Oh yes

I know where you were.

If I were you I wouldn't go back anytime soon.

 

[p_p_man]

Oh yes

I know where you were.

If I were you I wouldn't go back anytime soon.

God! It was that bad eh?

I hate Xmas parties!!

 

[mig]

God,was it that bad

No.Worse.

 

[p_p_man]

No.Worse.

 

[p_p_man]

The picture is building up as information floods in...

My local shop man has just told me I was there last night for 10 minutes trying to buy a woman...

God the shame of it all...

 

[tigerjen]

did you go to the moon and back last night?

 

[p_p_man]

did you go to the moon and back last night?

Dunno. Your guess is as good as mine...

 

[tigerjen]

Dunno. Your guess is as good as mine...

*giggling my pants off!*

 

[mig]

It gets worse

You did buy a woman.

So,what have you done with her?.

 

[lovetoread]

Ya know...I thought I saw you once.....you sure you didnt visit over here when you bought the woman from the post above?