More XXX Wisdom From The Bloodhound Gang

[Laurel]

This is a funny Jimmy Pop Ali article from the POPsmear archives.

Philosopheces: The Art of Licking Butt

I lick girls' rumps. I like to lick girls' rumps. Girls like to have their rumps licked. Most girls won't admit they've had their rump licked, let alone enjoyed having their rump licked. But believe you me, if you lick a girl's rump, she'll love you for life. In fact, that was my high school yearbook quote.

My conviction to "slurping the brown pucker" doesn't stem from some traumatic experience I encountered during my anal stage of Freudian development. I mean, sure mommy dearest used to administer the "Burning Knitting Needle Catheter Punishment" when I would accidentally "makey poo-poo in me diap-diaps," but I knew that mommy dearest's austere methods of discipline were only an expression of her unconditional maternal love. No, my affinity for heiney hole spelunking was motivated and fostered by my anatomical, not psychological, irregularities.

You see, I have a small penis.

http://www.popsmear.com/playhouse/philosopheces.html

 

[Rambling Rose]

Most girls won't admit they've had their rump licked, let alone enjoyed having their rump licked.

You'd have a hard time mistaking me for most girls.

 

[DriveSouth]

Oh Rose

You'd have a hard time mistaking me for most girls.

You're definately not most girls -

 

[KillerMuffin]

Proof that Muffie is one of a kind, I love having my rump licked. Makes me cum.

 

[Laurel]

I'm not taking a side in the butt-licking debate. I just thought it was a funny article.

 

[bluespoke]

Proof that Muffie is one of a kind, I love having my rump licked. Makes me cum.

Droooooools

 

[scylis]

I'm not taking a side in the butt-licking debate. I just thought it was a funny article.

awww damn!
*snaps fingers*

 

[Laurel]

LOL! scylis = silly.

 

[alexandraaah]

LOL! scylis = silly.

scilly

 

[Laurel]

that's scilly.

 

[badasschick]

You have to understand that Mr. Franks only started that group to get an internship at Stern.

It comes from the same joker who recorded "You're pretty when I'm drunk." and "She ain't got no legs"

 

[Private Vasquez]

why would anyone wanna makey poo-poo in their diap-diaps?