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sirhugs
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yes, Bec deserves to ride again... An Hour before Her Sister's Wedding? Bec serving as matron of honour of course. Maybe preggers, just to give the fetish fans a thrill?
Jenny's Weddiing
Oh yah, totally, like when my ex-roommate Jennifer got married, oh my god. I mean, Jenny is all tits and legs and blond hair, she was a cheerleader in high school. She was a virgin like I was the pope, but at least she only fucked one guy instead of being a little slut like I was. I mean she always had her stupid bf over, I'd come out of the shower wearing nothing but a towel, around my HEAD, and he'd be like, "Hey, Jamie!" with his stupid, shit eating grin on his face.
We all knew the guy was too good-looking for his own good, that he was dipping his wick like a candlemaker at Christmas. I mean, he was always after me because he knew I sucked cock and Jenny didn't, but a wise bird doesn't foul her own nest, so I kept my mouth closed when I was around him.
So Jenny's grandfather was way rich. HIS father went around during the depression buying up oil leases. No one knew what they were back then, and he was a legend because he saved a lot of farms by giving them cash for their "worthless" oil leases. So now, he owns all the oil in Texas that the Hunt's don't already own. Anyway, Jenny's wedding was a big fucking deal, WAY too fancy for the likes of me. The maid of honor was Jenny's cousin, from New York, who was even blonder and had bigger tits, if that was possible, and Jenny's baby sister Britney was in the wedding party, along with two of Jenny's hot debutante friends, I mean everyone was blonde and at least a "D," I felt like doggie doo-doo around THAT crowd.
Okay, so like, April and Kristie and I went, but we got really stoned first, and I was having a flash-forward, which is like a flash BACK, except a flash-forward hasn't happened yet. So I was imagining these terrorists raid the wedding, and handcuff Jenny and her cousin and little Britney and the hot debutante friends and march them off to a slave auction somewhere. I mean Britney is over 18 now, but she wasn't then, so I'm fucked, I mean I could just leave her out, but no terrorist in their right mind would leave a hot little bit like Britney behind. So I guess I won't be writing it on here.
So I told my fantasy to April, and she's like, "God, Jamie, you know, you're really weird."
Love,
Jamie
Oh yah, totally, like when my ex-roommate Jennifer got married, oh my god. I mean, Jenny is all tits and legs and blond hair, she was a cheerleader in high school. She was a virgin like I was the pope, but at least she only fucked one guy instead of being a little slut like I was. I mean she always had her stupid bf over, I'd come out of the shower wearing nothing but a towel, around my HEAD, and he'd be like, "Hey, Jamie!" with his stupid, shit eating grin on his face.
We all knew the guy was too good-looking for his own good, that he was dipping his wick like a candlemaker at Christmas. I mean, he was always after me because he knew I sucked cock and Jenny didn't, but a wise bird doesn't foul her own nest, so I kept my mouth closed when I was around him.
So Jenny's grandfather was way rich. HIS father went around during the depression buying up oil leases. No one knew what they were back then, and he was a legend because he saved a lot of farms by giving them cash for their "worthless" oil leases. So now, he owns all the oil in Texas that the Hunt's don't already own. Anyway, Jenny's wedding was a big fucking deal, WAY too fancy for the likes of me. The maid of honor was Jenny's cousin, from New York, who was even blonder and had bigger tits, if that was possible, and Jenny's baby sister Britney was in the wedding party, along with two of Jenny's hot debutante friends, I mean everyone was blonde and at least a "D," I felt like doggie doo-doo around THAT crowd.
Okay, so like, April and Kristie and I went, but we got really stoned first, and I was having a flash-forward, which is like a flash BACK, except a flash-forward hasn't happened yet. So I was imagining these terrorists raid the wedding, and handcuff Jenny and her cousin and little Britney and the hot debutante friends and march them off to a slave auction somewhere. I mean Britney is over 18 now, but she wasn't then, so I'm fucked, I mean I could just leave her out, but no terrorist in their right mind would leave a hot little bit like Britney behind. So I guess I won't be writing it on here.
So I told my fantasy to April, and she's like, "God, Jamie, you know, you're really weird."
Love,
Jamie
the_apocalypse
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Just an idea but maybe part three could be when they are on honeymoon.
Hope you don't mind the suggestion
the_apocalypse
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just joking!
xxxpaulzzz
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suggest you still carry on a while.
sounds good so far!
pm if you are unsure it will pass the auditor.
sounds good so far!
pm if you are unsure it will pass the auditor.
xxxpaulzzz
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nice suggestion!
come on jamie do it for us!
come on jamie do it for us!
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"An Hour Before the Honeymoom is Over"?
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Okay, so I'm being stupid, I don't have to say how old everyone is, I mean it's a grown-up wedding for god's sake. I'm not really sure, I just freak out because I'm Not Good at Rules, and I don't want to get kicked out of any more places.
So I'm going to try to find the pictures. I don't think I can post them here, I mean they are real people, and my freaky friends are into this kind of stuff but Jennifer ISN'T, so anyway, I just want to look them over and kind of refresh my kinky mind.
I mean, when I write something hott, I like to start from something real, or almost real. Then I can go nutz.
Love,
Jamie
PS I'll change all the names, too
So I'm going to try to find the pictures. I don't think I can post them here, I mean they are real people, and my freaky friends are into this kind of stuff but Jennifer ISN'T, so anyway, I just want to look them over and kind of refresh my kinky mind.
I mean, when I write something hott, I like to start from something real, or almost real. Then I can go nutz.
Love,
Jamie
PS I'll change all the names, too
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Here is a true story I read about some years ago.
About a week before the wedding, a groom discovers his bride-to-be is fucking his best man. What does he do? He goes through with the wedding. During the reception aftewards, he makes a little speach. He announces to everyone that underneath their chairs is taped an envelope. Everybody reaches underneath and pulls out the envelope, opening it only to find a picture of the new bride fucking the best man...
Sick and demented no doubt. But, now everyone has a pic of the bride, naked, in the throes of ecstacy - quite a few of them get quite turned on. the uncle? the brother? the old bf? the brother of the groom? the father of the groom? or perhaps even the groom's sister?
About a week before the wedding, a groom discovers his bride-to-be is fucking his best man. What does he do? He goes through with the wedding. During the reception aftewards, he makes a little speach. He announces to everyone that underneath their chairs is taped an envelope. Everybody reaches underneath and pulls out the envelope, opening it only to find a picture of the new bride fucking the best man...
Sick and demented no doubt. But, now everyone has a pic of the bride, naked, in the throes of ecstacy - quite a few of them get quite turned on. the uncle? the brother? the old bf? the brother of the groom? the father of the groom? or perhaps even the groom's sister?
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Of course I don't mind the suggestion! That's why I put it out there!
I was thinking about a honeymoon chapter, maybe titled "A Week After The Wedding," where she's fucking the bellman, the bartender, the pool guy, everyone at the resort but her husband. Thanks for the suggestion!
Wedding Story
Well, I was sort of thinking about where she gets fucked by a bunch of Drug Lords or something. I mean guys, gotta love 'em, but they watch way too much porn, so they think that the bride is like this cougar, she's out to fuck everything that has anything resembling a penis. I mean, I watch porn too, unfortunately. Like, guys are like, "God, this is really hott Jamie!" and it's GYNO-porn, you know, medical-textbook closeups, in-and-out, in-and-out, I can just imagine the guys stroking off, I mean, THAT'S kind of hott, but I don't need a bunch of jerkey downloaded wmv's to imagine THAT.
So anyway, in anything resembling real life, the broad, I mean BRIDE, has just gotten up in front of her parents and friends, HIS parents and friends, the preacher, and GOD, and promised to "love honor and obey" etc yada yada, so now, for the FIRST FREAKING TIME in her LIFE she gets to REALLY FUCK the guy she gave up the best fuck-of-her-life-who-wouldn't-marry-her for, without any guilt, with the approval even of her MOM, and GOD, so instead she is going to fuck the BELLHOP? What planet...
"Jamie? Jamie?"
"What?"
"What's that you're standing on?"
"I don't know, it's like, a box."
"What does it say on the box?"
"Um, well, p-o-a-s, wait! SOAP! It's a SOAP box."
"Get off, Jamie."
(blush) "What?"
"The box. Get off your soap box.""
"Oh. I thought you meant..."
"You're a SLUT, Jamie!"
"I AM NOT! I ALWAYS kiss and stuff, first!"
Love,
Jamie
Well, I was sort of thinking about where she gets fucked by a bunch of Drug Lords or something. I mean guys, gotta love 'em, but they watch way too much porn, so they think that the bride is like this cougar, she's out to fuck everything that has anything resembling a penis. I mean, I watch porn too, unfortunately. Like, guys are like, "God, this is really hott Jamie!" and it's GYNO-porn, you know, medical-textbook closeups, in-and-out, in-and-out, I can just imagine the guys stroking off, I mean, THAT'S kind of hott, but I don't need a bunch of jerkey downloaded wmv's to imagine THAT.
So anyway, in anything resembling real life, the broad, I mean BRIDE, has just gotten up in front of her parents and friends, HIS parents and friends, the preacher, and GOD, and promised to "love honor and obey" etc yada yada, so now, for the FIRST FREAKING TIME in her LIFE she gets to REALLY FUCK the guy she gave up the best fuck-of-her-life-who-wouldn't-marry-her for, without any guilt, with the approval even of her MOM, and GOD, so instead she is going to fuck the BELLHOP? What planet...
"Jamie? Jamie?"
"What?"
"What's that you're standing on?"
"I don't know, it's like, a box."
"What does it say on the box?"
"Um, well, p-o-a-s, wait! SOAP! It's a SOAP box."
"Get off, Jamie."
(blush) "What?"
"The box. Get off your soap box.""
"Oh. I thought you meant..."
"You're a SLUT, Jamie!"
"I AM NOT! I ALWAYS kiss and stuff, first!"
Love,
Jamie
Well, I may be able to assist with this but it will be a few weeks before mine is ready. My first novel Breaking Taylor is finished and goes on Amazon next week. The 2nd book in the Taylor Saga will have a HOT wedding story. I am currently writing it and looking for prerelease readers to look it over and give me feedback so I can perfect it. If you are interested just give me a buzz on Yahoo messenger. I have a good portion wrote and would be glad to hear from you. I hope my wedding scenes will met your expectations.
E.T.
E.T.
