More signs of the apocalypse

[shereads]

Someone left a slice of cheese on the roof of my car.

Which was in my driveway, behind a locked gate.

For what it's worth, it looks like Kraft® brand Individually Wrapped American Cheese Singles, aka "processed cheese food."

Has this happened to anyone else?
Other inauspicious signs?

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Well, there does seem to be four guys on horses outside sharing a map and bemoaning the good ole' days of Babylon, but besides that I can't really say I've seen anything. Except for that rain of fire, but that's fairly regular around here.

 

[shereads]

Thank you, Luc. Keep us posted, okay?

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Ms Shereads,

It has long been the habit of homeless people to do a little home cooking at another’s expense. A slice of cheese — Kraft if you’re brainless as well as homeless — between two slices of bread, left on your manifold, will return by the close of day as a well-grilled cheese sandwich.

In the event that you described, I imagine that your homeless person had run out of bread, and had too much trouble unlatching your hood.

I shouldn’t give it another thought. These things do happen. Yesterday someone asked me if he could use my armpit to thaw out his Eskimo Pie.

There appear to be a lot of folk in need of a little warmth right about now.

Sincerely,

Virtu ~

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Warmth eh...I might actually be able to help with that. Now, how to transport large amounts of heat psychically. This may take a little bit of time.

P.S. the horsemen are currently lost on the corner of Kent and Mayberry. I'll keep you posted as posts come in from the imps

 

[herecomestherain]

Kraft Propaganda slices flutter to Earth so delicately...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

It's cyclical, Sher.



~lucky

 

[Carl East]

Someone left a slice of cheese on the roof of my car.

Which was in my driveway, behind a locked gate.

For what it's worth, it looks like Kraft® brand Individually Wrapped American Cheese Singles, aka "processed cheese food."

Has this happened to anyone else?
Other inauspicious signs?

It's funny you should say this, because as I was putting out the bin sacks today I had this overwhelming feeling of foreboding and there was a chill in the air.

Of course it might just mean that I'm in need of some caffeine in which case it's all good.

The end is nigh. (What the fuck does that mean exactly)

Carl

 

[Guest]

i was speaking with satan a moment ago, she said.. the cheese is a warning. if you look closely there should be something inscribed in the wrapper.. itll look like upc code.. but its really the morse code of evil..

on the other hand.. satan cant be trusted..

**this is the nick name i came up with for my daughter. :grin:

 

[Liar]

Cheesetossers. Bloody terrorists.

 

[shereads]

It's not much of a cheese shop, is it.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

The cheese stands alone.

 

[Guest]

That's just weird.

A slice of cheese?

WTF?

Yep, we're doomed, Cap'n Mainwaring.

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

OMG Sher,
You may be on to something.
this past Nov. my sis and I were in NYC, just walking down the street when suddenly a dried apricot came flying from behing us, going past and landing at our feet. When I turned around...no one was there.
We thought it was a random fruiting, I now believe it too is a sign.

Fruit...cheese...hmmmm?

 

[Guest]

"A random fruiting."

Awwww, shit, Abs, you've done it again!!!!

PMSL!!!

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

"A random fruiting."

Awwww, shit, Abs, you've done it again!!!!

PMSL!!!

Lou

All we need is someone who experienced the sign of a fine wine!

 

[oggbashan]

A pregnant lady came into my shop today.

She was still recovering from a shock.

A teenage boy had stood up and given her a seat on the bus.

Is this a sign of the END?

Og

 

[ABSTRUSE]

A pregnant lady came into my shop today.

She was still recovering from a shock.

A teenage boy had stood up and given her a seat on the bus.

Is this a sign of the END?

Og

I believe it's a sign of good parenting. It's so nice to hear of such a simple act of kindness, warms the heart.

 

[SummerMorning]

It rains...

 

[Guest]

^#&)%%$@^*%%#^%^&%@$

I read recently that Gwynneth Paltrow is producing a movie in which she will play Marlene Dietrich!^#&)%%$@^*%%#^%^&%@$! I hope the world ends before that happens.

Perdita

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Re: ^#&)%%$@^*%%#^%^&%@$

I read recently that Gwynneth Paltrow is producing a movie in which she will play Marlene Dietrich!^#&)%%$@^*%%#^%^&%@$! I hope the world ends before that happens.

Perdita

Can't she stick to suicidal poetesses?

 

[shereads]

A pregnant lady came into my shop today.

She was still recovering from a shock.

A teenage boy had stood up and given her a seat on the bus.

Is this a sign of the END?

Og

Maybe he had put something disgusting on the seat. Did she have chewing gum stuck to her bottom?

 

[shereads]

Re: ^#&)%%$@^*%%#^%^&%@$

I read recently that Gwynneth Paltrow is producing a movie in which she will play Marlene Dietrich!^#&)%%$@^*%%#^%^&%@$! I hope the world ends before that happens.

Perdita

From the Book of Revelations:

"And she who receives the golden statues shall grieve for Uncle Buster and shall cry out and rend her clothing. And the people shall fall for it the first time, at the Golden Globes, but when she giveth the same speech and waileth the same wail at the Oscars®, only fools will suffer with her. Verily, the cynics sayeth, "Get over yourself. First Demi disgraces the Scarlet Letter and now you want to be Marlena Dietrich? Jeez."

 

[cloudy]

Yea, verily.

Then, from upon high, He saw that it would be received with much trepidation, and the people would stay away from her as if from the plague, and it was good.

 

[Xelebes]

My cat has been going into heat a lot more often lately. Shaving days with each cycle, one day she will never be out of heat. And THAT will be the end of the world as we know it.