More reasons to stay away from giant squid

[shereads]

In 2005, autopsies of giant squid found washed ashore on the Atlantic coast of Spain revealed that two of five males, each measuring 12 meters long, had been "accidentally inseminated."

...scientists now believe the males had either accidentally inseminated themselves during "violent" lovemaking sessions with females or been inseminated by other males after "bumping" into them in the dark depths of the ocean.

"Oops. Sorry, Steve. Did I bump you?"


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The Tanais, a small isopod crustacean of the family Tanaidae, has three sexes.

 

[Guest]

iknow im going to hate myself for asking, but what's the third sex?

 

[Alessia Brio]

iknow im going to hate myself for asking, but what's the third sex?

Republican.

 

[Guest]

Republican.

i see no reason to be excited about that.
(but they i found out in my early thirties, can have a sense of humor)

 

[Guest]

Republican.

BWAH HA HA!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

The Tanais, a small isopod crustacean of the family Tanaidae, has three sexes.

Please check one:

Male___ Female___ Other___

 

[shereads]

Republican.

heehee

 

[cloudy]

heehee

now we know who amicus's daddy was.

 

[wazhazhe]

*pepsi spew* Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!




OMFG! I almost had a heart attack when I read that.

 

[cloudy]

*pepsi spew* Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!




OMFG! I almost had a heart attack when I read that.

I seem to do that to you a lot.

(I like it )

 

[wazhazhe]

I seem to do that to you a lot.

(I like it )

I like it, too.

 

[poppy1963]

BWAH HA HA!

My sentiments exactly!!!!

 

[oggbashan]

Another reason is given in my tentacle porn story:

The Giant Squid

Og

 

[shereads]

Another reason is given in my tentacle porn story:

The Giant Squid

Og

AhHA!

I knew you'd be here. Tentacle porn, indeed. Can't you see that porn is the last thing these randy animals need?

 

[PayDay]

I'm bumping this thread. It's worth it.

 

[SpunkySarah]

Three sexes?

One wonders about the variability in a threesome.

 

[TE999]

Where does Squidward Tentacles fit into all this three sex business? (pun intended)

 

[sr71plt]

Where does Squidward Tentacles fit into all this three sex business? (pun intended)

Interestingly enough, tonight's CIS-Las Vega program had a segment of an octopus used in sex.

 

[3113]

I...scientists now believe the males had either accidentally inseminated themselves during "violent" lovemaking sessions with females or been inseminated by other males after "bumping" into them in the dark depths of the ocean.

Those are the only two options? What about a simple, gay threesome?

 

[TE999]

Interestingly enough, tonight's CIS-Las Vega program had a segment of an octopus used in sex.

Huh? No kiddin'? Was the beastie dead or alive? I mean, with those suckers on the tentacles and all. The mind boggles. I'll have to catch that episode in reruns.

 

[sr71plt]

Huh? No kiddin'? Was the beastie dead or alive? I mean, with those suckers on the tentacles and all. The mind boggles. I'll have to catch that episode in reruns.

Alive--at least for the sex act. It's a Japanese thing--I don't remember the name they gave it. Hot girl lies in a dry tub naked while the octopus has its way with her and men sit around the tub and watch.

 

[TE999]

Alive--at least for the sex act. It's a Japanese thing--I don't remember the name they gave it. Hot girl lies in a dry tub naked while the octopus has its way with her and men sit around the tub and watch.

Ack! That chick must be into tentacle sex or is on drugs. I mean, who would want that slimy mother crawling all over you, invading every orifice with those tentacles while a bunch of company men sit around and stroke their joysticks? And don't get me started on that damn things beak.

I'm sorry, but Japanese are flat weird when it comes to sex. Or anything else for that matter.

 

[Handley_Page]

The Tanais, a small isopod crustacean of the family Tanaidae, has three sexes.

I think you'd better find the Wiki entry on that; I have not found it so far, even here:-

http://www.crustacea.net/crustace/tanaidacea/www/tanai.htm

You sure it's not Danaidae ?