More media hysteria: Officials brace for congestion during eclipse

[water505]

They're masters of manufactured news.

I'm going to lock my doors and huddle in the corner.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Not only are we in the path of totality, but we are minutes from the spot of longest duration...





Maybe I should sell tickets online. The roads here are narrow, winding and have a deep ravine on one side or both. We might be rid of a few idiots that way.

 

[water505]

All of us in the path of the eclipse will be exposed to the dangers of heavy gravity, which could be fatal. Or worse.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'm just hoping Sammy Hagar doesn't show up on my back doorbell demanding that I put him up again...

 

[water505]

Okay, that flew right over my head.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

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