plasticman33
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Two bored casino dealers were standing at a craps table.
A very attractive blonde arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but, I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that she stripped down completely, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered...."YES, YES!! I WON! I WON!"
She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all of the money, her clothes and quickly left the casino.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know I thought YOU were watching!"
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men!
A very attractive blonde arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but, I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that she stripped down completely, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered...."YES, YES!! I WON! I WON!"
She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all of the money, her clothes and quickly left the casino.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know I thought YOU were watching!"
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men!
