Moondoggie's Lonely Hearts Cafe

[moondoggie]

Hello, welcome to Moondoggie's Lonely Heart's Cafe. We are opening for business for all those who feel down, blue or any other type of funk. Come in, saddle up to the bar, or perhaps gather in the lounge next to our field stone fireplace. Space is only as limited as your imagination.

Don't hesitate to ask for any type of comfort. Our goal is to insight your senses, twick your funny bone, enlighten your day.
What ever it takes to make your day.

Come, join us.

Your humble proprietor,

Moondoggie

P.S. - Make yourself at home.

 

[Wiggles]

*Taking the big comfy recliner in the corner*

I'm just going to bring my hot chocolate in here and take a break.

Hello MoonDoggie, very nice to meet you!

Nice place you've got going here.

 

[kotori]

Our goal is to insight your senses

Is that like "insight to riot"? damn homonyms.

I'll take a hot tea, milk & sugar, and pour the water over the tea bag, please.

And a Gidget on the side.

 

[MidnightAngel]

*wanders in, looks around. Slumps into a chair at a table in the corner....waiting for company*

Hi Moondoggie, nice to meet you.

Hi Wiggles and Kotori.

I've had a bad day, Bartender. Can I have a black velvet and coke?

 

[moondoggie]

Welcome

<humbly bowing to his guests>

Welcome, Wiggles and Kotori.

I'm here to serve.

Kotori, any certain type of tea? I only seek to make your day less hectic.<filling the tea kettle>

And, how is your day going so far?

 

[moondoggie]

hurrying to bar

I'm sorry to hear that Midnight. I hope that's okay to call you that.

<mixes a tall stiff one>

Care for anything else.

 

[kotori]

P.G. Tips if you've got it.

C'est la té le plus vendu en angleterre!

Thanks. Might as well make it a pot--I'm hoping to meet a friend.

 

[MidnightAngel]

Re: hurrying to bar

<mixes a tall stiff one>

Care for anything else.

hmmm......maybe ya shouldn't put those two phrases together..... LOL

Just some quiet for a while, thanks. Don't know a good chiropractor in these parts, do ya?

 

[moondoggie]

apologies

Sorry, was called away, but as I said please make yourself at home.

Midnight, sorry don't know any chiropractors, but hey, maybe I should advertise for one. Back problems?


<deep in thought, must advertise for help>

 

[MidnightAngel]

Back problems?

Neck problems. *sigh*

Maybe I just need a massage.

 

[moondoggie]

flexing fingers

I aim to please.

Just tell me where it hurts.

Also, saw that it was your birthday, so


Happy Birthday.

<feeling special that Midnight stopped in on this day>

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Stumbling in, pink fuzzy slippers and all...bed head of golden ringlets....Coffee...Coffee...Coffee, please

 

[moondoggie]

hot steaming mug

Welcome, MorgaineLafay.

Here, rest and allow yourself to full awaken to this new day.

 

[moondoggie]

large birthday cake

Midnight, Happy Birthday!

<bringing forth a cake with creamy frosting>

Now where did I put that candle?

 

[MidnightAngel]

Re: large birthday cake

Midnight, Happy Birthday!

<bringing forth a cake with creamy frosting>

Now where did I put that candle?

Ahhhh....now you're embaressing me!

I don't know about the candle....what *I* want to know is what you're gonna do with all that frosting!

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Re: hot steaming mug

Welcome, MorgaineLafay.

Here, rest and allow yourself to full awaken to this new day.

Ahh thank you...can't resist a man with coffee.


Happy Birthday MidnightAngel

 

[moondoggie]

blushing

Gee....well...it's your cake. What would you like?

 

[MidnightAngel]

Re: blushing

Gee....well...it's your cake. What would you like?

Hmmmmm.......let me think..........

 

[moondoggie]

oh oh

<wondering where this may lead to>

Well, while you're thinking, let me continue with the massage.

<quickly checking to see if anyone needs a refill>

 

[SexuallyGifted]

This is the part where I step in and cover Midnight Angel from head to toe with frosting and lick it off of her

 

[moondoggie]

position open

Hey Sexuallygifted,

Would you like a job? Got an opening for a bartender, no pay, but lots of lonely desires to fill.

 

[MidnightAngel]

*backs further into the corner clutching my black velvet*

Don't hire him, Moondoggie.......He's a perv!!!!!!

 

[moondoggie]

confused

Really? I thought it was a gallant offer.

<rubbing her neck>

I thought it was a nice touch, but if you insist.....

 

[SexuallyGifted]

well babe you trained me that way (perv), remember the camera strap?

And the only lonely desires I want to fulfill are yours (midnight angel's)

 

[moondoggie]

He gives a good argument.