monthly and biannual Flexible Universal Celebration Kaffeeklatsch competitions

Senna Jawa

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F.U.C.K.s, as U will see, are positive and open poetic competitions, meaning that there will be no negative awards (like Literotica vote 1), and there will be no secrecy.

There shall be separate monthly and biannual poetry F.U.C.K. competitions. Their main goal is to promote poetry.

The monthly and the biannual competitions will be independent. The points earned by a poem in one competition do not influence its score in the other.

The rules below r not very detailed on purpose. They say who can vote, when to vote, and how to vote.
  • The poems will be voted on by F.U.C.K.ers. A   F.U.C.K.er   is anybody who has posted on Literotica at least one poem or at least five statements on the Literotica poetry board, and who on this basis is accepted by the panel of three Literotica gurus (see remarks at the end of this post!).
  • From 11th of each month till and including the 10th of the next month voters vote in the monthly F.U.C.K. for the poems posted in the previous monthy. For example, voters can vote from June 11 till July 10 on poems posted on Literotica during the month of May, which precedes the given month of June.

    From August 1 till and including January 31 of the next year F.U.C.K.ers vote in the biannual F.U.C.K. for the poems posted in the period of time from January 1 till and including June 30, directly preceding the time for voting.

    From February 1 till July 31 F.U.C.K.ers vote for the poems posted from July 1 till December 31 of the previous year.
  • Each F.U.C.K.er has each month 20 monthly points to distribute for the poems posted during that month; and each halfyear s/he has 30 biannual points to distrubute for poems posted during that halfyear.

    Each poem can recive from any F.U.C.K.er up to 8 monthly points and up to 12 biannual points. A F.U.C.K.er can award points to any number of poems, to each poem a positive integer number of points, as long as the total of the awarded monthly and biannual points does not exceed the limit of 20 and 30 respectively. (For instance, for May U may award 8pts to one poem, 3 to another and 2 to still another, for a total of 13 points, without awarding the remaining 7 points).
  • A F.U.C.K.er who awarded to a poem less than the allowed maximum may later, within the given time frame, add more points to that poem (without exceeding 8 or 12 points respectively), but s/he can never decrease the award, no points can be taken back.
  • Each monthly and biannual voting will have its own F.U.C.K.ing thread, where F.U.C.K.ers will award points to the poems. It will be in a good F.U.C.K.ing spirit to supply a comment too. But eventual further discussion of the awarded poem should take place in a separate thread, different from the F.U.C.K.ing thread, where it will be fair to criticise and praise it alike.
  • Authors have a right to restrict a discussion on their poem but then such a poem will not be eligible for any F.U.C/K.ing competition and the eventual poits which it earned will be released (like they were never awarded).
  • Each F.U.C.K.ing thread should have the subject title of the form

            start date -- end date, monthly F.U.C.K. (year xxxx)
    or
            start date -- end date, monthly F.U.C.K. (year xxxx)

    (for example, someone should start within a week or so our first thread:

            May 1 -- May 31, monthly F.U.C.K. (year 2002)

    and award some points to the first poem(s)).
END OF RULES

Now comments. Most any poem and most any 5 posts should be sufficient for someone to be a F.U.C.K.er. The intention is reasonably inclusive. Gurus may kick someone out of the voting process post factum, after a false attempt was made. The idea is to cut down on any red tape. Basically, we can already vote for the May poems. Gurus will make sure that, say, a single (or multiple :)) 1-2 word text like "Fuck you!" or "nothing", or some other obvious nonsense, does not count as the basis for the voting privilege. If Gurus in someone's opinion go wrong it is not a big deal, it's ok, not much harm done. Let the candidate post something more convservative or whatever Gurus will accept. The same with the 5 posts. They should not be blatantly worthless.

The F.U.C.K.ing threads should be kept tidy, free of any irrelevant noise (no personal remarks there like "thank you" or whatever), it should be strictly business. And from time to time someone should summarize the thread by posting a neat table which shows the standing of poems up to that moment.

It will be ok to announce an intention to award points to a poem before the F.U.C.K.ing voting time. Indeed, the idea is to promote poetry, and announcements will stimulate the interest and the discussions. But one should never start an actual F.U.C.K.ing thread before its time, and only points posted in the official thread count toward the poems' scores.

In the future these rules my be complemented by more details or they might be even modified, but always with poetry promotion in view.

Best regards,
 
Senna Jawa said:
  • From 11th of each month till and including the 10th of the next month F.U.C.K.ers vote in the monthly F.U.C.K. for the poems posted in the previous monthy. For example, they can vote from June 11 till July 10 on poems posted on Literotica during the month of May, which precedes the given month of June.

    From August 1 till and including January 31 of the next year F.U.C.K.ers vote in the biannual F.U.C.K. for the poems posted in the period of time from January 1 till and including June 30, directly preceding the time for voting.

    From February 1 till July 31 F.U.C.K.ers vote for the poems posted from July 1 till December 31 of the previous year.
Basically, we can already vote for the May poems.
But NOT before June 11!   I meant that we, who have already posted at least one poem or at least five posts on this board, do not have to wait for gurus' approval. Gurus will act retroactively, will make sure that there is no blatant abuse.

Best regards,
 
Oh, this was not the best thing to read first thing in the morning.
Did you make this overly complicated, or do I need caffeine? :)

SJ, you are just full of ideas. I'm sure this is good one. I'll have to read it again. I was kind of thrown by all the fuckers and fucking.
 
Just wondering...

SJ, do you have a link to a site where we can see a f.u.c.k. in action? (I know that sounds like I'm joking, but I'm not.) Have you participated in one before?
 
Re: Fuckers

Sweetwood said:
Can I be a fucker? Can I?

Sweetwood

U r.

(Remeber? 1 poem or 5 meaningful posts. The
provision about Gurus panel is to prevent
participants who have bad will or have nothing
to do with poetry. They only react to eventual
intrusions and protect F.U.C.K. from false fuckers).

Regards,
 
WickedEve said:
Oh, this was not the best thing to read first thing in the morning.
Did you make this overly complicated, or do I need caffeine? :)
It is simple. First, who can vote? U can. When? Read the respective part of the rules, but it is simple (and it has to be written, nothing complicated about it). The idea was to give enough time for discussing the poems subjected to voting, but not so much that U might lose interest in them or in voting. Finally, how do U vote? In a flexible way! That's my old invention but it was never tried yet. For the monthly competition U have 20 points available to U, which U may distribute any way U wish among the eligible poems. U may use all 20 or less, even zero. (We know where, in your case, your points will go and that's perfectly alright :)) U may award 1 point to twenty different poems or 6 points to three poems and 2 points to a fourth one, etc. U may distribute them during the time frame in any order and even incrementally, meaningt that first U award a poem, say,
4 points, and later U may decide to add two more to the same poem, for a total of 6 points. Bur 8 points per poem is your max in the case of monthly competitions (12 points in the case of biannual competitions).

Any q-s? Just ask. Any suggestions? Just shoot (but let's not
overdisscuss the formalities, let's do it).
I was kind of thrown by all the fuckers and fucking.
frankly speakin, I don't like it either, not my style :). I guess I overdid being Literotician and have littered this terminology. I can redo this aspect, can get rid of all this fucking.

Best regards,
 
Gurus and the competitions. A simplification.

Let me simplify the Gurus provision. Any Literotica Guru, connected to poetry, can raise an objection to a participant, who in that Guru's opinion is a false fucker. If the motion of that Guru is second by two other Gurus then the said participant is considered, for the purpose the competions, a false fucker (until at one time in the future three Gurus will change their Guru mind. Then it will take in future three Gurus to state that the said participant is from that moment a legitimate voter). The votes by false fuckers do not count.

This way we don't need volunteers, we do not need to create any new panel. All Gurus form their panel ayutomatically.

Regards,
 
Re: Gurus and the competitions. A simplification.

...who in that Guru's opinion is a false fucker. If the motion of that Guru is second by two other Gurus then the said participant is considered, for the purpose the competions, a false fucker... The votes by false fuckers do not count.
False Fucker... tee hee hee hee... sorry for being juvenile... tee hee hee hee... Oh, great title for a poem!
 
Re: Re: Gurus and the competitions. A simplification.

WickedEve said:

False Fucker... tee hee hee hee... sorry for being juvenile... tee hee hee hee... Oh, great title for a poem!
And U get your first and interesting(!) alliteration too. :)

Enjoy,
 
A crucial question

Is it possible by looking at a poem or index of poems at Literotica to find the posting date?

The whole F.U.C.K. concept depends on this.The Literotica system does store this info because the posting (acceptance) dates show on our private submissions pages. But for the sake of the competitions we need the dating information to show up somewhere publicly, so that we can collect poems for any given month.

If U know the answer, or if U have any useful info, please share your knowledge promptly.

Regards,

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Huh?

Senna Jawa,

Let me say that I like you and quite a bit of your poetry. But in these post it is difficult to understand what the F.U.C.K you are talking about! I apologize if I seem to be attacking you I am not. Just frustrated in having read that entire post and arrived at the end without a fucking clue of what you are saying.

Respectfully,

U.P.
 
Re: Huh?

Unmasked Poet said:
Senna Jawa,

Let me say that I like you and quite a bit of your poetry. But in these post it is difficult to understand what the F.U.C.K you are talking about! I apologize if I seem to be attacking you I am not. Just frustrated in having read that entire post and arrived at the end without a fucking clue of what you are saying.

Respectfully,

U.P.
Respectfully indeed :)

Here is a poem by   YiX   posted on Literotica:   Epitaph. How can I find its posting date, when it has appeared on Literotica for the first time. The same goes for any other poem. In the case of my own poems I can see the date on my View Submissions Literotica page; for instance my "angel of neutrality" was posted on May 18 (this year). I'd like to know the posting date for every poem on Literotica.

That's a bare minimum. I'd like to be able to easily create the list
of links of all poems posted, say, during May of year 2002.

Regards,
 
Re: Huh?

Unmasked Poet said:
Senna Jawa,

[...] in these post it is difficult to understand what the F.U.C.K you are talking about!

Respectfully,

U.P.
U mean the whole concept of the F.U.C.K. competition, yes? If U care then point to the very first uclear place in my posts. I'll try to clarify it for U. Then we can go to the next unclear place, etc.

If U have time then this should be a worthwhile exercise, and for me double (doubly? doublely? :)) so because I'll learn to communicate better and more patiently.

Regards,
 
hmmm

An old friend of mine once said that he never knew how lonely he was until he got an answering machine. I don't think I want to be considered. I couldn't stand the indifference. Ambivalence? Diffidence?
 
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