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Recidiva

Recidiva

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*screams*

*points some more*

Okay, I'm cool.

Not really.

*hops up and down*
 
This was probably a good idea.

Other threads may have been drowned in the banter.

How goes?
 
Monkey_Face said:
This was probably a good idea.

Other threads may have been drowned in the banter.

How goes?
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Yes!

That was the plan, I was otherwise planning to hijack and drag that shit into unknown but hopefully bantery waters.

Excellent! Let's see...daughter got married and a Master's degree, she's going to Indonesia with her husband for a bit.

Son's learning how to drive and I'm teaching him how to drive a stick by going up and down our meager driveway.

I'm shocked you remembered a password. I'm impressed, by the way.
 
I saw you and Kbate posting and I won't lie, there were many failed password attempts. But my determination, grit, and deep knowledge of favored childhood pets paid off.

That all sounds great! Congrats to all! Indonesia sounds fun.

The tiny human is currently napping. Recently she has mastered the art of hiding my keys and realizing that crayons write on everything, not just paper. Next: the world.
 
Monkey_Face said:
I saw you and Kbate posting and I won't lie, there were many failed password attempts. But my determination, grit, and deep knowledge of favored childhood pets paid off.

That all sounds great! Congrats to all! Indonesia sounds fun.

The tiny human is currently napping. Recently she has mastered the art of hiding my keys and realizing that crayons write on everything, not just paper. Next: the world.
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I knew kbate was good for something.

Thank you! Adventure is to be had while I watch someone else have it.

What brings you back? Other than the password?

Tiny human is one of my heroes. She can't spell that yet, but perhaps she can scrawl it on something you need for a meeting.
 
It was sheer probability. Or perhaps she planned this the whole time...

Nothing, in particular. Things just don't seem to be too crazy, at the moment. Having a day job sort of ate up my regular forum posting house, but now I work from home like the proper Internet dweller I am. Granted, that's not really recent, but the tiny human also likes to get in the way. Although my avatar seems to have gone missing, which is weird.

I think her scrawls are in an ancient tongue, lost to the world of men by some turn of chance, or perhaps willful ignorance of the terror that lurks at the edges of our world.

Or she's just really bad at drawing rainbows.
 
Monkey_Face said:
It was sheer probability. Or perhaps she planned this the whole time...

Nothing, in particular. Things just don't seem to be too crazy, at the moment. Having a day job sort of ate up my regular forum posting house, but now I work from home like the proper Internet dweller I am. Granted, that's not really recent, but the tiny human also likes to get in the way. Although my avatar seems to have gone missing, which is weird.

I think her scrawls are in an ancient tongue, lost to the world of men by some turn of chance, or perhaps willful ignorance of the terror that lurks at the edges of our world.

Or she's just really bad at drawing rainbows.
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Yeah, I'm really never going to forgive that whole falling in love, getting married, having a child and a job thing that took you from me.

I'm seriously bitter about this shit. I'm sure your life was a good cause and all...but...nope, still bitter.

You could stick them on the refrigerator and she can seethe about how her efforts at world domination are being treated like kitsch.

Maybe she can summon Cthulhu, but I'm betting she's having trouble with some of the plosives necessary for proper demon summoning.

When she gets her plosives, though, woe. Woe, I say.
 
Recidiva said:
Yeah, I'm really never going to forgive that whole falling in love, getting married, having a child and a job thing that took you from me.

I'm seriously bitter about this shit. I'm sure your life was a good cause and all...but...nope, still bitter.

You could stick them on the refrigerator and she can seethe about how her efforts at world domination are being treated like kitsch.

Maybe she can summon Cthulhu, but I'm betting she's having trouble with some of the plosives necessary for proper demon summoning.

When she gets her plosives, though, woe. Woe, I say.
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I will pass your grievances on to my wife in the form of not filling up the gas tank, and eating the last chocolate. She will know your wrath.

I wouldn't want eldritch beings summoned into the refrigerator. I like my left overs too much. The oven may be a better choice here.

Plosives she's got down. The letter L, though, that always gets her.
 
Monkey_Face said:
I will pass your grievances on to my wife in the form of not filling up the gas tank, and eating the last chocolate. She will know your wrath.

I wouldn't want eldritch beings summoned into the refrigerator. I like my left overs too much. The oven may be a better choice here.

Plosives she's got down. The letter L, though, that always gets her.
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Well, at least give her a hug from me. She's caused me a lot of grief, but I'm also...no...still bitter.

No gas, no chocolate and freaky things in the oven. That'll show her.

Well, you're in luck. She couldn't say eldritch.
 
Recidiva said:
Well, at least give her a hug from me. She's caused me a lot of grief, but I'm also...no...still bitter.

No gas, no chocolate and freaky things in the oven. That'll show her.

Well, you're in luck. She couldn't say eldritch.
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I will also give her two scowls at completely random times.

Yeah, but she could say "ed-wich." And I mean, really, how adorable is that? If an ed-wich terror destroyed humanity, would anyone even mind?
 
Monkey_Face said:
I will also give her two scowls at completely random times.

Yeah, but she could say "ed-wich." And I mean, really, how adorable is that? If an ed-wich terror destroyed humanity, would anyone even mind?
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Harsh. I like it. My scraped-raw ego and stuff.

"I caw fwom da muwky deps! Come ed-wich!"

It would make a great vine. Worth the destruction. If it could destroy the world like a giant Katamari Damacy even better.
 
This is how the world ends
This is how the world ends
Not with a bang
But an, "Awww, I just, I just can't be mad. I want one!"
 
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