Monday Night Football!

[Jim_Henson]

Important questions

Beer, what kind and should a 6 pack do me?

Dinner beforehand, what should it be?

Snacks, what sort and why?

Blow jobs, when and how often?

And is one beer wench per male enough, or shoudl I have two?

 

[sigh]

Beer, what kind and should a 6 pack do me?

Drink beer if you wish, but tequila is more fun. If you insist on beer, perhaps a...um...heck, I just don't know enough about beer to give good advice. Sorry.

Dinner beforehand, what should it be?

You'll want a light dinner. Perhaps a broiled sole fillet with rice? Lightly seasoned. No butter. Steamed broccoli on the side, flavored with lemon.

Snacks, what sort and why?

Celery and peanut butter, or perhaps apple slices would be better considering the season.

Blow jobs, when and how often?

I have to admit, this is a bit out of my field, but if I had to hazard a guess, I'd say as many and as often as you can convince the (shall we say?) blower.

And is one beer wench per male enough, or shoudl I have two?

Oh come now, we're being a bit presumptuous, aren't we? If you need more than one, send me your phone number, okay?

 

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[pipercatt]

Emerald_eyed knows her stuff about Monday Night Football. I can't add a thing to that.

 

[Jim_Henson]

More help needed!