Here's how erotica is being portrayed now.
http://video.ca.msn.com/watch/video/the-rise-of-mommy-porn/16aoy29q9?from=en-ca-infopane
http://video.ca.msn.com/watch/video/the-rise-of-mommy-porn/16aoy29q9?from=en-ca-infopane
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Oh, look! The demographic shift is getting some notice.
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Oh, for the love of God! I will be hearing it until the cows come home if this crappy book hits the big screen!
Whether the demo shift is good or bad is up for debate, but this thing stunk and will now become the standard.
and more reason than ever for people to stop trying to create something new and steal from the latest hot trends.
My other half will never shut up now, never.
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Congratulations. You have just made the first compelling argument in support of an old-fashioned book burning.
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Tell him to suck it up.
It will be cheap entertainment. For thousands of thirty-plus year old women who don't give a fuck about his opinion. What stops him from watching all the boys-blow-shit-up movies that he wants, nothing-- right? If it gets made, I say-- go watch pulp erotic entertainment and enjoy the pussytingles without irony or embarrassment. I plan to.
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That's how I felt when I went to see twilight movies.
I know how bad they are, I really do!
But Chocolate is bad for you, and I eat chocolate all damn day if I can.
Although, if we are comparing twilight to candy, it would probably be something like jelly beans.
More like those sickly Halloween candy kisses in the wrapper. Just shit with sugar.
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More like those sickly Halloween candy kisses in the wrapper. Just shit with sugar.
Doesn't stop me from eating it.
Or wanting to
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I love those horrible "circus peanut" things that taste like banana oil and crunch like year old packing turds-- and I don't care who knows it.Doesn't stop me from eating it.
Or wanting to
Also, raw chocolate nibs. That's healthfood, nowadays, but I've always loved the oiliness and the crunch
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I love those horrible "circus peanut" things that taste like banana oil and crunch like year old packing turds-- and I don't care who knows it.
Also, raw chocolate nibs. That's healthfood, nowadays, but I've always loved the oiliness and the crunch
Fuckin' Peach Rings
http://www.dylanscandybar.com/resources/dylans/images/products/processed/301-Peach-Rings.a.zoom.jpg
I would eat those until I explode like the fat dude in se7en
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Unfortunately this thirty something is stuck with his opinion. He's also only seen one movie in the last five years-Girl with the dragon tattoo- and hasn't watched tv in just as long except for football, so the good news is I don't deal with blow up dumbbell movies.
I won't go see it. If I want erotic porn I have a membership to X-art and passion HD.
The first book was weak and I did not read the others. I took my step daughter to all three twilight movies and this book smacked of them. I shun anything that is that blatant of a rip off, or fanfic if that is what you prefer.
Never mind "Red room of Pain?'
I'm not all that into dominating, I'm more submissive, but I have the feeling Mr. Gray couldn't get me to do anything but yawn at him. No wonder he had to buy the girl to control her.
So I'll let the vanilla house wife brigade enjoy and sit this one out. This thirty something likes her men a lot less polished and at certain times a lot more vicious than "Gray"
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So if twilight is crappy easter chocolate where you can feel the grittiness of the sugar crystals,
Then what is chocolate covered cherries?
And what is peach rings?
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Okay then, so the two of you can have fun never letting each other hear the end of it never. I'm all for consensuality!
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Chocolate covered cherries would represent your favorite movie of all time! They are delicious and the sticky filling in my mouth makes me think of other things.
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Okay then, so the two of you can have fun never letting each other hear the end of it never. I'm all for consensuality!
No, I'll let it drop here, it's no biggie, I'm just rendering my opinion that it does suck.
But tenacity does not begin to describe how he gets when he locks onto something. I'll just turn up the i-pod and nod.
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Chocolate covered cherries are YOUR favorite, so they would be YOUR favorite movie.
Peach rings, of course, are the matrix
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See, I thought you were rendering his opinion.
yeah, I get pretty tenacious too. Sorry.
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See, I thought you were rendering his opinion.
yeah, I get pretty tenacious too. Sorry.
No worries, I'm pretty laid back. I have a day job where I get to be a bitch, I'm here for fun.
And I guess I was rendering "our" opinion. We agree it rots, just to me it ends there. He gets caught up in that "poser rip off" crap. I could care less, but do roll my eyes at the house wives who now want to find a "dom"
He's just pissed because he knows the book he is almost done with will be too hardcore for mass appeal.
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No, The Matrix is a tender juicy steak
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Housewives shouldn't want doms, gotcha. Because we all know where that will lead to, housewives stealing all the smexyfun from us hardcore and hip non-housewives.
Wait... do I even know any housewives? Not so much, really, we all of us over-thirty women have jobs -- if we can get them.
hardcore what?He's just pissed because he knows the book he is almost done with will be too hardcore for mass appeal.
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Have a cookie
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Okay.
I proclaim this cookie, the slightly-stale but delicious chocolate chip cookie of 'Terminator'
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